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General => General discussion => Topic started by: Jay on 24 April 2012, 19:45
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Say you done a deal with someone, with a ultimatum that you thought they'd never follow up on for what they wanted - however now they say they are willing to follow through with it, but you really really don't want to fulfil your end of the bargain and only really gave them this ultimatum because you thought they'd never go through with it.
Ultimatums and bargain may be revealed later, as I don't want to sway the results. Maybe.
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More details are needed :grin:
How serious an ultimatum we talking?
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Bought a Mac Jay :grin: :grin:
Thom
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just do it. it only hurts for a while and the swelling soon goes down!
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A man is only as good as his word.
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Needs pictures before and after IMO :kiss:
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you should never make a deal youre not willing to uphold.. will make you look very untrustworthy in the future..
unless it involves the Mrs, the kids, the dog the cat or the car.. you better cough up :grin:
just out of interest was it a deal made after a drink or 10?? LOL
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man the fcuk up or gtfo . :smiley:
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AndyWash would destroy you for using his name in vain on this thread you done deal backer outer!!!!
That said must be a saffa thing, i havent spoken to my old friend Leon for 4 years because he was an untrustworthy cnut.
Do the deal!
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:laugh:
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Man up and DO IT!!!
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How serious an ultimatum we talking?
Life changing :shocked: I'm sh!tting my self :lipsrsealed:
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Man up!
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looks like you've had your bluff called sunshine... best do it whatever it is or you'll regret it for the rest of your days
are you going to continue to be really ghey and not say what it is?
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Come on fella spill the beans.... :wink:
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How serious an ultimatum we talking?
Life changing :shocked: I'm sh!tting my self :lipsrsealed:
She must be really really ugly then. :lipsrsealed: :grin:
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How serious an ultimatum we talking?
Life changing :shocked: I'm sh!tting my self :lipsrsealed:
The receiver of anal sex :huh: :grin:
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I just want to know what it is, did the misses suggest swinging, new misses or is it a job abroad?
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The wife wants another baby, I gave her my terms and conditions about 6 months ago - which for the last 9 years or so she has adamantly proclaimed will never happen under any circumstances what so ever - so thought that'd shut her up and that would be that... but she's now made a u-turn and said "OK then" :shocked: :grin:
Oh f**k :laugh:
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Not to bad then, unless your at that age where sex has become a chore :lipsrsealed:
What's your end of the bargain?
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shoot your load man,but do it like the lions in the wild,shoot 10 times a day and remember to growl and bite in no particular order :laugh: :grin: :evil:
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I'm guessing you now get to smash her back doors in! :grin:
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The wife wants another baby, I gave her my terms and conditions about 6 months ago - which for the last 9 years or so she has adamantly proclaimed will never happen under any circumstances what so ever - so thought that'd shut her up and that would be that... but she's now made a u-turn and said "OK then" :shocked: :grin:
Oh f**k :laugh:
Mate your mrs is a non stop baby making machine!
All jesting asside it's a big thing and you need to be 100% OK with it otherwise it's do you both in.
Nick
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A sensible reply at last! I am quite happy with 3 kids and so was she for the most part, but we have lots of friends getting pregnant/trying for or popping sprogs out which has made Kez broody as hell!!! I thought the deal was well out of reach for her... appears not :grin:
Moral of the story, don't ever offer a deal no matter how much you think the other person will not follow through with it! Because they might just surprise you and accept the challenge :grin: :lipsrsealed:
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What was the challenge you lay down?
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What was the challenge you lay down?
Yep, you've avoided this bit quite nicely so far :grin:
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MK1 GOLF, MK2 GOLF, CADDY, MAN SHED....?
'Daddy, you dont love me anyway! You only had me so you could get a shed!!'
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What was the challenge you lay down?
this.
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What was the challenge you lay down?
this.
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We NEED to know :grin:
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Another kid on top of 3 you already have, i change my vote to hell no lol go back on the deal as quick as you can :shocked:
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Properly stubbed ya big toe there Jay!
Thom
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How serious an ultimatum we talking?
Life changing :shocked: I'm sh!tting my self :lipsrsealed:
The receiver of anal sex :huh: :grin:
Jay dont do it FFS :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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sounds like 3sum talk :lipsrsealed: :grin:
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http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Vasectomy/Pages/Recovery.aspx (http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Vasectomy/Pages/Recovery.aspx)
:lipsrsealed: :grin:
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What was the challenge you lay down?
this.
+1
We NEED to know :grin:
We STILL don't know!! :rolleyes:
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oh well, you fcuked up big time here knobnutz :laugh:
and no matter what YOUR bonus is in this here deal
DON HAVE A FOURTH KID unless you are both 110% committed,
this is for a variety of reasons, and if required I will enlighten you by PM.
but as it has only come about as part of a CHALLENGE as such, then its for the wrong reasons.
:lipsrsealed:
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?
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You've got 3, is 1 more going to make much difference?
Just get practising baby making :kiss:
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You've got 3, is 1 more going to make much difference?
Just get practising baby making :kiss:
yes it does :lipsrsealed:
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Whats the deal then, one more then bricks slammed on the nuts?
Don't do it unless your 100% certain, however if you do my Galaxy will be available in 11 months time for you! :lipsrsealed:
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You've got 3, is 1 more going to make much difference?
Just get practising baby making :kiss:
yes it does :lipsrsealed:
I wont ask why :sad:
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You've got 3, is 1 more going to make much difference?
Just get practising baby making :kiss:
yes it does :lipsrsealed:
I wont ask why :sad:
bye bye car, hello People carrier :wink:
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You've got 3, is 1 more going to make much difference?
Just get practising baby making :kiss:
yes it does :lipsrsealed:
Of course!! Buy hey you could always get an old VR6 Sharran :laugh:
I wont ask why :sad:
bye bye car, hello People carrier :wink:
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i just want to know what this fantastic deal was that drove Jay to offer popping another bun in the oven :rolleyes:
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Man up and have the chop mate!
I had it done 3 days after my 22nd birthday. Never regretted it!
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Man up and have the chop mate!
I had it done 3 days after my 22nd birthday. Never regretted it!
WTF!
i just want to know what this fantastic deal was that drove Jay to offer popping another bun in the oven :rolleyes:
That he gets to keep his current car? (whatever it is)
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Man up and have the chop mate!
I had it done 3 days after my 22nd birthday. Never regretted it!
The real Austin Powers then Len! :kiss:
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Jay. Leg It.
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Guy, use your imagination, then use it some more :tongue:
Chuff, that's what I said. She actually took my joke 'deal' for real, even when I said it was a joke and she's trying to hold me to it! Oh well, if there is an 'oops' she has to fulfil her end of the 'deal' :grin:
Len, Things have changed a little since 100BC, doctors don't just take a rock and smash 'em now :grin: They want to speak to both husband and wife to make sure you are both certain about the snip. I would have it tomorrow if I could!
Stow, It's a B5.5 V5 170 Passat - she'd be getting a people carrier for herself!
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Len, Things have changed a little since 100BC, doctors don't just take a rock and smash 'em now :grin:
That is awesome! :grin:
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Jay.. I see how you have clearly avoided revealing the full details of the 'deal' again :evil:
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Guy, use your imagination, then use it some more :tongue:
Chuff, that's what I said. She actually took my joke 'deal' for real, even when I said it was a joke and she's trying to hold me to it! Oh well, if there is an 'oops' she has to fulfil her end of the 'deal' :grin:
Len, Things have changed a little since 100BC, doctors don't just take a rock and smash 'em now :grin: They want to speak to both husband and wife to make sure you are both certain about the snip. I would have it tomorrow if I could!
Stow, It's a B5.5 V5 170 Passat - she'd be getting a people carrier for herself!
so you're going to have a kid to fulfil some kind of gay fantasy?
good call there mate! :huh:
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You were first on my list to proposition for that part of the deal :kiss:
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You were first on my list to proposition for that part of the deal :kiss:
sorry Jay, you just don't do it for me, let me be the first to turn you down too :kiss:
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So you get to give the wife a bum start in return for a new sprog?
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You were first on my list to proposition for that part of the deal :kiss:
sorry Jay, you just don't do it for me, let me be the first to turn you down too :kiss:
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Did you shag her up the arse or not then?
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Im still convinced Jay asked for a 3some.... and will be getting his wish, but its like one of those VW finance agreements.
Great when the big day comes to collect your new purchase... only 5yrs down the line you will realise you got bummed.... hard!
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Come on Jay TELL US!!!!!
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So the strap on is coming out to play and you finally get that prostrate massage :lipsrsealed:
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http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Vasectomy/Pages/Recovery.aspx (http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Vasectomy/Pages/Recovery.aspx)
:lipsrsealed: :grin:
Still stands right Jay? MPV I suggest voyager :laugh:
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(http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=3659357&t=o) (http://gifsoup.com/view/3659357/peter-griffin-rape.html)
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Brilliant Jonathan :laugh:
EDIT: No it's not a quote fail, just Elvi's gif took a while to load on my browser so didn't want to copy it incase it made it worse.
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Poll Alteration:
3. Andywash says spill the beans or GTFO []
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spill the beans or get banned, time for a new poll me thinks :grin: :laugh:
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spill the beans or get banned, time for a new poll me thinks :grin: :laugh:
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I promised myself I wouldn't post asking what it was, but it has gone on sooooooo long now I can't help myself, ffs just tell us! I emplore you please just put us out of our misery and tell us!
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Got my way, terms and conditions changed (favourably to me - which SHE decided, we're not trying just going to let it happen if it happens, she's not charting/temping), I have my wife back to how she was many years ago + some :evil: :evil:
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Got my way, terms and conditions changed (favourably to me - which SHE decided, we're not trying just going to let it happen if it happens, she's not charting/temping), I have my wife back to how she was many years ago + some :evil: :evil:
Not an adequate response.
1. What were the original terms
2. What are they now.
C'mon. Man UP!
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Got my way, terms and conditions changed (favourably to me - which SHE decided, we're not trying just going to let it happen if it happens, she's not charting/temping), I have my wife back to how she was many years ago + some :evil: :evil:
Not an adequate response.
1. What were the original terms
2. What are they now.
C'mon. Man UP!
His lips are :lipsrsealed: he is never going to tell us, it's like when a woman says half a sentence and then stops and says, "oh, doesn't matter" it doesn't matter how much you try to get the rest of the sentence, you never do, you just wonder for 2 weeks until you forget about it.
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Got my way, terms and conditions changed (favourably to me - which SHE decided, we're not trying just going to let it happen if it happens, she's not charting/temping), I have my wife back to how she was many years ago + some :evil: :evil:
Not an adequate response.
1. What were the original terms
2. What are they now.
C'mon. Man UP!
His lips are :lipsrsealed: he is never going to tell us, it's like when a woman says half a sentence and then stops and says, "oh, doesn't matter" it doesn't matter how much you try to get the rest of the sentence, you never do, you just wonder for 2 weeks until you forget about it.
True. But If we all keep nagging him - like a woman - soon he'll cave in under the relentless pressure and spill his guts. No?
:grin:
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Just read the whole thread. I need closure on this now :grin:
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Just read the whole thread. I need closure on this now :grin:
delete jay ?
or just his thread ?
:grin:
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Just read the whole thread. I need closure on this now :grin:
delete jay ?
or just his thread ?
:grin:
Delete Jay, or start another thread asking "Should Jay grow some balls and tell us, or remain pussy whipped and not?"
a) Tell us
b) Remain pussy whipped
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Sounds like she gets another kid he gets regular sex again :grin:
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Yep think he's gonna have to lock the thread for us to stop nagging him.... :laugh:
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8 pages and this douchebag still hasn't spilt the beans.
Jay, you're dead to me.
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And so............................................................
He spilt his beans, and now he needs to spill the beans!
Come on Jay, you know it makes sense. Get it over and done with and let it out. No point starting a thread without having the balls to finish it (unless thats it of course!)
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What's the point in posting in this thread anymore? We all know he isn't gonna grow a pair....so don't give him the satisfaction of constantly asking as he's probably :grin: at every comment made...