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Title: oh bugger
Post by: Jay on 24 April 2012, 19:45
Say you done a deal with someone, with a ultimatum that you thought they'd never follow up on for what they wanted - however now they say they are willing to follow through with it, but you really really don't want to fulfil your end of the bargain and only really gave them this ultimatum because you thought they'd never go through with it.

Ultimatums and bargain may be revealed later, as I don't want to sway the results. Maybe.
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: dom on 24 April 2012, 19:50
More details are needed :grin:

How serious an ultimatum we talking?
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Thom89 on 24 April 2012, 19:58
Bought a Mac Jay :grin: :grin:

Thom
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: topher on 24 April 2012, 20:01
just do it. it only hurts for a while and the swelling soon goes down!
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 24 April 2012, 20:11
A man is only as good as his word.

Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: clipperjay on 24 April 2012, 20:12
Needs pictures before and after IMO  :kiss:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: shelaghmk3gti on 24 April 2012, 20:38
you should never make a deal youre not willing to uphold.. will make you look very untrustworthy in the future..

unless it involves the Mrs, the kids, the dog the cat or the car.. you better cough up  :grin:


just out of interest was it a deal made after a drink or 10?? LOL
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: JC on 24 April 2012, 21:00
man the fcuk up or gtfo .  :smiley:


Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: RandomJord on 24 April 2012, 21:04
AndyWash would destroy you for using his name in vain on this thread you done deal backer outer!!!!

That said must be a saffa thing, i havent spoken to my old friend Leon for 4 years because he was an untrustworthy cnut.

Do the deal!
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: JC on 24 April 2012, 21:04
 :laugh:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Mr GTD on 24 April 2012, 23:00
Man up and DO IT!!!
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Jay on 24 April 2012, 23:04
How serious an ultimatum we talking?

Life changing  :shocked: I'm sh!tting my self :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: bobbarley on 24 April 2012, 23:07
Man up!
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Guy on 24 April 2012, 23:08
looks like you've had your bluff called sunshine... best do it whatever it is or you'll regret it for the rest of your days

are you going to continue to be really ghey and not say what it is?
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Mr GTD on 25 April 2012, 07:38
Come on fella spill the beans.... :wink:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Seanl on 25 April 2012, 08:02
How serious an ultimatum we talking?

Life changing  :shocked: I'm sh!tting my self :lipsrsealed:


She must be really really ugly then.  :lipsrsealed: :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Kerrse on 25 April 2012, 11:55
How serious an ultimatum we talking?

Life changing  :shocked: I'm sh!tting my self :lipsrsealed:

The receiver of anal sex  :huh: :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: golf-sib on 25 April 2012, 12:25
I just want to know what it is, did the misses suggest swinging, new misses or is it a job abroad?
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Jay on 25 April 2012, 13:16
The wife wants another baby, I gave her my terms and conditions about 6 months ago - which for the last 9 years or so she has adamantly proclaimed will never happen under any circumstances what so ever - so thought that'd shut her up and that would be that... but she's now made a u-turn and said "OK then" :shocked:  :grin:

Oh f**k  :laugh:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: golf-sib on 25 April 2012, 13:26
Not to bad then, unless your at that age where sex has become a chore  :lipsrsealed:

What's your end of the bargain?
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: vdubman on 25 April 2012, 13:28
shoot your load man,but do it like the lions in the wild,shoot 10 times a day and remember to growl and bite in no particular order   :laugh: :grin: :evil:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 25 April 2012, 13:29
I'm guessing you now get to smash her back doors in! :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Horney on 25 April 2012, 13:30
The wife wants another baby, I gave her my terms and conditions about 6 months ago - which for the last 9 years or so she has adamantly proclaimed will never happen under any circumstances what so ever - so thought that'd shut her up and that would be that... but she's now made a u-turn and said "OK then" :shocked:  :grin:

Oh f**k  :laugh:

Mate your mrs is a non stop baby making machine!

All jesting asside it's a big thing and you need to be 100% OK with it otherwise it's do you both in.

Nick
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Jay on 25 April 2012, 13:55
A sensible reply at last! I am quite happy with 3 kids and so was she for the most part, but we have lots of friends getting pregnant/trying for or popping sprogs out which has made Kez broody as hell!!! I thought the deal was well out of reach for her... appears not  :grin:

Moral of the story, don't ever offer a deal no matter how much you think the other person will not follow through with it! Because they might just surprise you and accept the challenge :grin:  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 25 April 2012, 13:59
What was the challenge you lay down?
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: PenguinGTI on 25 April 2012, 13:59
What was the challenge you lay down?

Yep, you've avoided this bit quite nicely so far  :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Sam on 25 April 2012, 14:17
MK1 GOLF, MK2 GOLF, CADDY, MAN SHED....?

'Daddy, you dont love me anyway! You only had me so you could get a shed!!'
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Guy on 25 April 2012, 14:25
What was the challenge you lay down?

this.
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 25 April 2012, 14:51
What was the challenge you lay down?

this.

+1
We NEED to know  :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Kerrse on 25 April 2012, 15:25
Another kid on top of 3 you already have, i change my vote to hell no lol go back on the deal as quick as you can  :shocked:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Thom89 on 25 April 2012, 15:54
Properly stubbed ya big toe there Jay!

Thom
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Steve30 on 25 April 2012, 16:04
How serious an ultimatum we talking?

Life changing  :shocked: I'm sh!tting my self :lipsrsealed:

The receiver of anal sex  :huh: :grin:

Jay dont do it FFS  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: R32UK on 25 April 2012, 17:08
sounds like 3sum talk  :lipsrsealed: :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: clipperjay on 25 April 2012, 17:44
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Vasectomy/Pages/Recovery.aspx (http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Vasectomy/Pages/Recovery.aspx)
 :lipsrsealed: :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Guy on 26 April 2012, 23:01
What was the challenge you lay down?

this.

+1
We NEED to know  :grin:

We STILL don't know!!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: JC on 26 April 2012, 23:06
oh well, you fcuked up big time here knobnutz  :laugh:

and no matter what YOUR bonus is in this here deal

DON HAVE A FOURTH KID unless you are both 110% committed,

this is for a variety of reasons, and if required I will enlighten you by PM.

but as it has only come about as part of a CHALLENGE as such, then its for the wrong reasons.

 :lipsrsealed:

Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Martz on 26 April 2012, 23:11
?

Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: stow1985 on 26 April 2012, 23:16
You've got 3, is 1 more going to make much difference?

Just get practising baby making  :kiss:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: JC on 26 April 2012, 23:18
You've got 3, is 1 more going to make much difference?

Just get practising baby making  :kiss:

yes it does  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Martz on 26 April 2012, 23:20
Whats the deal then, one more then bricks slammed on the nuts? 

Don't do it unless your 100% certain, however if you do my Galaxy will be available in 11 months time for you!  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: stow1985 on 26 April 2012, 23:28
You've got 3, is 1 more going to make much difference?

Just get practising baby making  :kiss:

yes it does  :lipsrsealed:

I wont ask why  :sad:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: JC on 26 April 2012, 23:29
You've got 3, is 1 more going to make much difference?

Just get practising baby making  :kiss:

yes it does  :lipsrsealed:

I wont ask why  :sad:

bye bye car, hello  People carrier  :wink:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: stow1985 on 26 April 2012, 23:31
You've got 3, is 1 more going to make much difference?

Just get practising baby making  :kiss:

yes it does  :lipsrsealed:

Of course!! Buy hey you could always get an old VR6 Sharran  :laugh:

I wont ask why  :sad:

bye bye car, hello  People carrier  :wink:

Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Guy on 26 April 2012, 23:35
i just want to know what this fantastic deal was that drove Jay to offer popping another bun in the oven  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Len on 26 April 2012, 23:35
Man up and have the chop mate!

I had it done 3 days after my 22nd birthday. Never regretted it!
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: stow1985 on 26 April 2012, 23:37
Man up and have the chop mate!

I had it done 3 days after my 22nd birthday. Never regretted it!

WTF!

i just want to know what this fantastic deal was that drove Jay to offer popping another bun in the oven  :rolleyes:

That he gets to keep his current car? (whatever it is)
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Martz on 26 April 2012, 23:38
Man up and have the chop mate!

I had it done 3 days after my 22nd birthday. Never regretted it!

The real Austin Powers then Len!   :kiss:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: archie837 on 27 April 2012, 09:55
Jay. Leg It.
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Jay on 27 April 2012, 10:36
Guy, use your imagination, then use it some more  :tongue:

Chuff, that's what I said. She actually took my joke 'deal' for real, even when I said it was a joke and she's trying to hold me to it! Oh well, if there is an 'oops' she has to fulfil her end of the 'deal'  :grin:

Len, Things have changed a little since 100BC, doctors don't just take a rock and smash 'em now :grin: They want to speak to both husband and wife to make sure you are both certain about the snip. I would have it tomorrow if I could!

Stow, It's a B5.5 V5 170 Passat - she'd be getting a people carrier for herself!
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 27 April 2012, 10:39
Len, Things have changed a little since 100BC, doctors don't just take a rock and smash 'em now :grin:

That is awesome! :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: R32UK on 27 April 2012, 10:41
Jay..  I see how you have clearly avoided revealing the full details of the 'deal' again  :evil:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Guy on 27 April 2012, 11:04
Guy, use your imagination, then use it some more  :tongue:

Chuff, that's what I said. She actually took my joke 'deal' for real, even when I said it was a joke and she's trying to hold me to it! Oh well, if there is an 'oops' she has to fulfil her end of the 'deal'  :grin:

Len, Things have changed a little since 100BC, doctors don't just take a rock and smash 'em now :grin: They want to speak to both husband and wife to make sure you are both certain about the snip. I would have it tomorrow if I could!

Stow, It's a B5.5 V5 170 Passat - she'd be getting a people carrier for herself!

so you're going to have a kid to fulfil some kind of gay fantasy?

good call there mate!  :huh:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Jay on 27 April 2012, 11:08
You were first on my list to proposition for that part of the deal  :kiss:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Guy on 27 April 2012, 11:15
You were first on my list to proposition for that part of the deal  :kiss:

sorry Jay, you just don't do it for me, let me be the first to turn you down too  :kiss:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 27 April 2012, 11:37
So you get to give the wife a bum start in return for a new sprog?

 :wink:


Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Martz on 27 April 2012, 11:39
You were first on my list to proposition for that part of the deal  :kiss:

sorry Jay, you just don't do it for me, let me be the first to turn you down too  :kiss:

 :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 27 April 2012, 12:18
Did you shag her up the arse or not then?
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: R32UK on 27 April 2012, 12:30
Im still convinced Jay asked for a 3some.... and will be getting his wish, but its like one of those VW finance agreements.



Great when the big day comes to collect your new purchase... only 5yrs down the line you will realise you got bummed.... hard!
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: kittie on 27 April 2012, 12:50
Come on Jay TELL US!!!!!
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: JC on 27 April 2012, 14:12
So the strap on is coming out to play and you finally get that prostrate massage  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: clipperjay on 27 April 2012, 16:19
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Vasectomy/Pages/Recovery.aspx (http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Vasectomy/Pages/Recovery.aspx)
 :lipsrsealed: :grin:
Still stands right Jay? MPV I suggest voyager  :laugh:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 27 April 2012, 16:39
(http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=3659357&t=o) (http://gifsoup.com/view/3659357/peter-griffin-rape.html)
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: PenguinGTI on 27 April 2012, 16:52

Brilliant Jonathan  :laugh:

EDIT: No it's not a quote fail, just Elvi's gif took a while to load on my browser so didn't want to copy it incase it made it worse.
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: PenguinGTI on 27 April 2012, 16:54
Poll Alteration:

3. Andywash says spill the beans or GTFO []
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: JC on 27 April 2012, 21:37
spill the beans or get banned, time for a new poll me thinks  :grin: :laugh:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: bob23 on 28 April 2012, 01:24
spill the beans or get banned, time for a new poll me thinks  :grin: :laugh:

 :grin: :grin: :grin:

I promised myself I wouldn't post asking what it was, but it has gone on sooooooo long now I can't help myself, ffs just tell us! I emplore you please just put us out of our misery and tell us!
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Jay on 28 April 2012, 01:30
Got my way, terms and conditions changed (favourably to me - which SHE decided, we're not trying just going to let it happen if it happens, she's not charting/temping), I have my wife back to how she was many years ago + some  :evil:  :evil:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 28 April 2012, 08:27
Got my way, terms and conditions changed (favourably to me - which SHE decided, we're not trying just going to let it happen if it happens, she's not charting/temping), I have my wife back to how she was many years ago + some  :evil:  :evil:

Not an adequate response.

1. What were the original terms
2. What are they now.

C'mon. Man UP!

Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: bob23 on 28 April 2012, 08:44
Got my way, terms and conditions changed (favourably to me - which SHE decided, we're not trying just going to let it happen if it happens, she's not charting/temping), I have my wife back to how she was many years ago + some  :evil:  :evil:

Not an adequate response.

1. What were the original terms
2. What are they now.

C'mon. Man UP!



His lips are :lipsrsealed: he is never going to tell us, it's like when a woman says half a sentence and then stops and says, "oh, doesn't matter" it doesn't matter how much you try to get the rest of the sentence, you never do, you just wonder for 2 weeks until you forget about it.
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 28 April 2012, 09:05
Got my way, terms and conditions changed (favourably to me - which SHE decided, we're not trying just going to let it happen if it happens, she's not charting/temping), I have my wife back to how she was many years ago + some  :evil:  :evil:

Not an adequate response.

1. What were the original terms
2. What are they now.

C'mon. Man UP!



His lips are :lipsrsealed: he is never going to tell us, it's like when a woman says half a sentence and then stops and says, "oh, doesn't matter" it doesn't matter how much you try to get the rest of the sentence, you never do, you just wonder for 2 weeks until you forget about it.

True.  But If we all keep nagging him - like a woman - soon he'll cave in under the relentless pressure and spill his guts. No?

 :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Mr_Orange on 28 April 2012, 09:14
Just read the whole thread.  I need closure on this now  :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: JC on 28 April 2012, 09:17
Just read the whole thread.  I need closure on this now  :grin:

delete jay ?

or just his thread ?

 :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: golf-sib on 28 April 2012, 09:21
Just read the whole thread.  I need closure on this now  :grin:

delete jay ?

or just his thread ?

 :grin:

Delete Jay, or start another thread asking "Should Jay grow some balls and tell us, or remain pussy whipped and not?"
a) Tell us
b) Remain pussy whipped
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Kerrse on 28 April 2012, 10:22
Sounds like she gets another kid he gets regular sex again   :grin:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Mr GTD on 28 April 2012, 10:27
Yep think he's gonna have to lock the thread for us to stop nagging him.... :laugh:
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 28 April 2012, 10:38
8 pages and this douchebag still hasn't spilt the beans.

Jay, you're dead to me.
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Martz on 29 April 2012, 15:08
And so............................................................

He spilt his beans, and now he needs to spill the beans!

Come on Jay, you know it makes sense. Get it over and done with and let it out. No point starting a thread without having the balls to finish it (unless thats it of course!)
Title: Re: oh bugger
Post by: Mr GTD on 29 April 2012, 15:16
What's the point in posting in this thread anymore? We all know he isn't gonna grow a pair....so don't give him the satisfaction of constantly asking as he's probably :grin: at every comment made...