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Title: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Milby on 07 April 2012, 17:13
it all started i drove down a slip road got to around 60mph and i hit a fox and had a nice blood covered grill and number plate  :sick: then i was driving home at around 1am this morning and a deer runs out in front of me and bam its dead and i sh!t myself just imagining the damage to front of my car  :cry: :cry:
but because its a VW and german build quality is the best all that happened was indicator and reflector lenses smashed and the lower bumper vent smashed.  :smiley:
my bumper looks like its sagging a bit do you think it just needs taking off then put back on as the impact moved it a bit ??
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: JC on 07 April 2012, 17:15
pics of the dead animals or GTFO  :laugh:
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Milby on 07 April 2012, 17:17
il find one of the fox and i didnt take one of deer as phone doesn't have flash :( sh!tty blackberry
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: golfyste on 07 April 2012, 17:32
muuuurrrddeeerrrrrreeerrrr  :laugh:
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 07 April 2012, 17:40
You need to learn to swerve. The support beam the bumper mounts too may be slighly bent causing the sagging. Lot of force involved hitting a deer I imagine.
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Milby on 07 April 2012, 17:48
it was a baby deer  :smiley: so helped a little bit  :grin:
heres a pic of the fox  :wink:

(http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n527/Milby3183/IMG-20120406-00031.jpg)
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 07 April 2012, 17:57
Do we really need pictures of deed animals.... :sick:
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Milby on 07 April 2012, 17:59
pics of the dead animals or GTFO  :laugh:

i aim to please  :wink:
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 07 April 2012, 18:05
That fox don't look too pleased.....
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Milby on 07 April 2012, 18:06
we played chicken and he lost badly  :smug:
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Gavv8 on 07 April 2012, 18:59
I'm suprised the deer didn't trigger the airbag.. :shocked:
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Mr GTD on 07 April 2012, 19:09
it was a baby deer  :smiley: so helped a little bit  :grin:
heres a pic of the fox  :wink:

(http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n527/Milby3183/IMG-20120406-00031.jpg)

That's why you need to wear a fluorescent jacket :laugh:

Poor thing!!
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: danny_p on 08 April 2012, 00:18
depends on the flavor of bambi

some of them smaller flavors wount do much damge,  tho big red stag or somethign and your car would have probely stoped and folded up  around it
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Deano2711 on 08 April 2012, 00:36
Don't you have to report killing a Deer  :huh: :huh:
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: bob23 on 08 April 2012, 03:23
Don't you have to report killing a Deer  :huh: :huh:

Not that I'm aware, you just can't take it home, anyone else that comes across it can take it home, just not the person who hit it.
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: gtiballs61 on 08 April 2012, 06:54
I hit a deer in chelmsford :lipsrsealed:
wrote the front end off a brand new hired transit van. :evil:
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: bricey on 08 April 2012, 07:21
REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: clipperjay on 08 April 2012, 10:27
The worst is when you haven't quiet killed the poor creature and you have to reverse get a bag stick over the head and break its neck to stop it suffering had to do it many times and its just better than leaving the poor thing in pain for hours! :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Sam on 08 April 2012, 12:42
Everyone remeber this? Dont click if you are squeemish...

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=528939
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: km on 10 April 2012, 11:52
Everyone remeber this? Dont click if you are squeemish...

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=528939

that's new to me, the replies hahah.
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 10 April 2012, 12:03
There was a chap in the news the other day who wrote of his Testarossa when he swerved to avoid a Hedgehog, caught some wet leaves and BAM!

And there was a guy an a golf who drove for 50 miles iirc with a live duck in his grill.  The duck survived and is now convalescing.

Foot down, plough on through I say.

Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: dTEA on 13 April 2012, 09:18
So does the old highway code doesn't it? :huh:
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: bob23 on 13 April 2012, 16:41
So does the old highway code doesn't it? :huh:

Yeah, it says if it's not safe to avoid it, hit it.
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Gavo1989 on 14 April 2012, 23:14
Everyone remeber this? Dont click if you are squeemish...

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=528939

That's savage lol  :sick:
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Sprakie2008 on 14 April 2012, 23:24
hahaha, that BMW is mint! Would have kept on driving, nicely cooked for the lady when i get home.. obviously stopping for a quick call the put the veggies on ;)

Am I saying this cause i'm a Yorkshire lad?  :shocked:
Title: Re: i went from being a innocent man to a serial killer last night
Post by: Mitching on 16 April 2012, 22:19
hahaha, that BMW is mint! Would have kept on driving, nicely cooked for the lady when i get home.. obviously stopping for a quick call the put the veggies on ;)

Am I saying this cause i'm a Yorkshire lad?  :shocked:
I actually read that in a Yorkshire accent, too! :grin: :grin: :wink: