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Title: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 14 March 2012, 08:59

 its steak and blowjob day (http://www.breakfastmeat.com/steakandbjday.html)
 :grin: :grin: :grin:

Title: Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: Seanl on 14 March 2012, 20:04

FFS she went into work earlier so wont see her again until tomorrow! Only just seen this now! :angry:

Title: Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 14 March 2012, 20:26

That is full of fail.  Well, forward planning at least.

Think about it.  Feb 14th the ONE day in the year where your other half gets flowers, chocolates, a card, and treated like a Queen / to a night out.


The cunning b!tches that they are, will turn this on it's head so you'll only get a BJ once a year.

"Coz it's only fair, see!"


(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/dirty-old-man.jpg)

Title: Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: MrBounce on 14 March 2012, 20:52

I didn't get a steak today.  :lipsrsealed:

Title: Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: RandomJord on 14 March 2012, 21:01

I must be the only male in the land that cringes when 'lads' go on about this.

I just want to smack people an call them 'twit LAD'

Title: Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: kittie on 14 March 2012, 21:23

Mine got a Chinese takeaway then I'm having an early night, he can suck that  :smiley:

Title: Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: Martz on 14 March 2012, 21:25

What does a vegan get?

Title: Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: Seanl on 14 March 2012, 21:28

Quote from: Martz on 14 March 2012, 21:25

What does a vegan get?

I dunno, but I bet the foreplay is boring without eating a kebab.  :lipsrsealed:

Title: Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: Martz on 14 March 2012, 21:29

Quote from: Seanl on 14 March 2012, 21:28

Quote from: Martz on 14 March 2012, 21:25

What does a vegan get?

I dunno, but I bet the foreplay is boring without eating a kebab.  :lipsrsealed:

 :grin:

Title: Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: R32UK on 15 March 2012, 08:27

Quote from: kittie on 14 March 2012, 21:23

Mine got a Chinese takeaway then I'm having an early night, he can suck that  :smiley:

exactly the kind of girl I stay away from  :lipsrsealed:

Title: Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: Kerrse on 15 March 2012, 08:35

Had some nice fillet steak  :smug:

Title: Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: Mr GTD on 15 March 2012, 20:28

I got mine!!

Title: Re: tell your other half to get cooking then get sucking
Post by: scarr89 on 16 March 2012, 01:43

Quote from: Seanl on 14 March 2012, 21:28

Quote from: Martz on 14 March 2012, 21:25

What does a vegan get?

I dunno, but I bet the foreplay is boring without eating a kebab.  :lipsrsealed:

 :grin: :grin:

We talking about chicken kebab right? :rolleyes: