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General => General discussion => Topic started by: mk3.owner on 08 March 2012, 04:58
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Ok guy's... It's one of my close mate's 18th coming up soon and I've come up with the almighty plan. Drink's round my house, Closely followed by the pub. But there's a catch. I want to hire him a 'Midget Stripper' :grin:
I've searched high and low and cant find one anywhere. To be honest I'd personally like her to paint herself blue, Wear a little white hat and be able to kick herself in the head but beggar's can't be chooser's.
Not fussed on price's or anything like that but I needed number's or website's so I'm leaving it in the hand's of you guy's.
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are you sure this midget is for your friend? you seem very sure what you want? lol
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you win the 2012 award for 'best use of an apostrophe' :grin:
anyway... apart from being a grammar nazi, your plan is awesome, warm up drinks at home followed by drinks in the pub. legendary.
as for your search for a vertically challenged adult entertainment act... do your own googling??
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you win the 2012 award for 'best use of an apostrophe' :grin:
That's going as my signature Lol.
anyway... apart from being a grammar nazi, your plan is awesome, warm up drinks at home followed by drinks in the pub. legendary.
as for your search for a vertically challenged adult entertainment act... do your own googling??
I do try :cool:
I searched for hour's on end but still no luck. :sad:
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Im relativley short and for the right price :D
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Im not googling that at work :grin: there must be companies that have 'vertically challenged ' strippers on their books :cool:
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a think some1 is takin there wet dream from last night a bit far :grin:
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anyway... apart from being a grammar nazi, your plan is awesome, warm up drinks at home followed by drinks in the pub. legendary.
To be fair it'll be the first time buying a drink legally in a pub, so it's got to be done, but then what is going to happen after the first-legal-drink-in-a-pub ? There HAS to be something else after that ! :grin: Go to a proper strip joint after the pub and midget? A proper club with bangin' tunes (and free stripers +++ being Essex girls ... :evil: ) ?