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Title: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: haf1zur on 22 February 2012, 16:06
If there was a zombie outbreak what weapons would you choose?

1: Baseball Bat
2: Machete
3: Flame Thrower
4: Magnum 44 Autoloader
5: M16 Grenade Launcher
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: JulesS3 on 22 February 2012, 16:08
Read http://www.amazon.co.uk/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/071563318X and you will be prepared!
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: haf1zur on 22 February 2012, 16:11
by the time i go half way through that i would be turned, lol

ordered
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: JulesS3 on 22 February 2012, 16:19
Its a superb read. Ive read it 3 times now. Sucks you in though, i always end up googling bits to make sure they are not real  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: golf newbie on 22 February 2012, 16:55
Not a weapon as such i would just hang around with a lot of fat people..
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: MrBounce on 22 February 2012, 18:00
Several of these

(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/MrBounce38/Honeymoon139-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: snifferdog on 22 February 2012, 20:01
Records!  :wink: :grin:
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: Jay on 22 February 2012, 20:06
Motherfucking chaingun, ice axe, shotgun, shotgun silencer, swiss army knife.


Records!  :wink: :grin:

You going to vinyl wrap them?  :lipsrsealed:

*Bid-um-tissshhh*

I'm here for 5 minutes, don't try the fish - it stinks!

Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: Jimble on 22 February 2012, 20:09
Several of these

(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/MrBounce38/Honeymoon139-1.jpg)

Sod that!! Can you imagine zombie crocodiles! :shocked: :grin:
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: Sam on 22 February 2012, 20:12
1: The Leopard with Chainsaw that stan uses in american dad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQdVVZMFTQw

2: RPC (rocket propelled chainsaw)

(http://gadgetcrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/chainsaw-launcher.jpg)

3: Claymores

4: ATT buggy with gun on roof

(http://www.public.navy.mil/spawar/Pacific/Robotics/PublishingImages/Dune%20Buggy/dbuggy3.jpg)

5: Dewalt nail gun, purely fictional but cool as f**k

(http://blog.ivman.com/wp-content/DewaltNailGun.jpg)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: scarr89 on 22 February 2012, 20:44
(http://newspaper.li/static/6642a183ac848a8947b821a29739d7d8.jpg)

These guys  :smiley: :drool:
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: clipperjay on 22 February 2012, 21:03
Flame thrower with grenade launcher  :evil:
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: Cory on 22 February 2012, 21:11
light sabre is the clear choice . . .  :grin:
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 22 February 2012, 21:24
1. Buffy.
2. The Ginger one.
3. The Gingers one's Lesbian partner.
4. Buffy's little sister.
5. Faith.  (Eliza Dushku)

And me in charge.

 :kiss:




Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: haf1zur on 22 February 2012, 21:30
2. The Ginger one.
3. The Gingers one's Lesbian partner.

Ginger one?
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: Roverdose on 22 February 2012, 21:57
holy hand grenade mofo!
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: clipperjay on 22 February 2012, 22:01
LOOL!
TBF it should be house hold and looting items lets be acurate now!
Circular saw cordless with an extra Li power pack just incase!
Nail gun safety removed.
Loads of well balanced kitchen knives!
Tyre Iron just to be cliche'
 :evil:
 
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 22 February 2012, 22:23
2. The Ginger one.
3. The Gingers one's Lesbian partner.

Ginger one?


 The Ginger one!

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/Redheads.jpg)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: Dan_GTi8v on 22 February 2012, 22:29
Records!  :wink: :grin:

Ed: 'Purple Rain'?
Shaun: No.
Ed: 'Sign o' the Times'?
Shaun: Definitely not.
Ed: The 'Batman' soundtrack?
Shaun: Throw it.
Ed: 'Dire Straits'?
Shaun: Throw it.
Ed: Ooh, 'Stone Roses'.
Shaun: Um, No.
Ed: 'Second Coming'.
Shaun: I like it!


Just watch Shaun of the dead and that's all the survival guide you need
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: JulesS3 on 23 February 2012, 08:23
Chainsaw....you're all dead.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: Khare on 23 February 2012, 10:44
1. Minigun
2. Laser shooter from COD world at war
3. 80's Arnold Schwarzenegger
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: raptorSE on 23 February 2012, 13:42
M16 and grenade launcher for me.

What would be more interesting would be what would you do if it happened in the uk. Obviously guns are not so readily available here as they are in the states for example so if it did happen here would prob go for machete or axe and then try and get to a police station and see if I can get into the armoury.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: haf1zur on 23 February 2012, 15:03
M16 and grenade launcher for me.

What would be more interesting would be what would you do if it happened in the uk. Obviously guns are not so readily available here as they are in the states for example so if it did happen here would prob go for machete or axe and then try and get to a police station and see if I can get into the armoury.

True, hardly any guns to be found

Probably look around for those armoured police cars, if they have already turned then nick their guns from the boot

Else modified nail guns FTW! and acid squirters
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: logeyboy on 23 February 2012, 15:50
(http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/zombie-2.jpg)

and a Machete of course
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 23 February 2012, 15:57
OP, are we talking Dawn of the Dead zombies - walk very, very slowly.

Or COD Nazi zombies?

I think its relevant as it will affect weapon choice.

Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: Diamond Hell on 23 February 2012, 16:09
Zombies don't exist, but I'll take one of these to play with all the same:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/11/article-0-0C70DBB1000005DC-649_468x308.jpg)

And a forestry harvester to play slice 'n' dice with.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: haf1zur on 23 February 2012, 16:17
we are talking about 28 days later zombies

i found that if i wear shredder (TMNT) outfit with blades on elbows, shoulders etc, then i will have a good chance of survival

also thought guns would be found at heathrow as all the coppers there carry them, but then i realised there would be 200,000 or so of the fookers there so sod that idea
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: haf1zur on 23 February 2012, 16:26
or even Left 4 Dead 2 zombies if you play the game
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: X01X on 23 February 2012, 20:45
Clear choice is a couple of warthogs from halo.

1. They awesone
2. Chain gun and Gauss cannon. (one of each please)
3. They never run out of ammo
4. The chain gun one in the original was industructable, so when the passenger and gunner dies just run them down.
5. They awesome
6. They go anywhere

Thats it i think lol
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: Mitching on 23 February 2012, 20:49
My best mate's dad does shooting, so they have a gun safe with about 15 different shotguns and rifles.
I've always said in the event of a zombie attack, or sh!t just generally kicking off, I'll be straight round his.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: PenguinGTI on 23 February 2012, 22:07
I'll take this.  :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdEyP5P0rYs&feature=related

And Chuck Norris' mobile number.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: danny_p on 23 February 2012, 22:40
to start with

1)  shotgun
2) .243 rifel
3) macheti
4) crowbar
5) crossbow

i would be shortly upgradeing to something big and diesel
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: dellenty69 on 24 February 2012, 00:02
a bell tower.

and then this lot
http://www.armybase.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/barrett-m-82-sniper-rifle-ak-47-mexican-drug-gangs-looking-for-weapons-powerful-enough-to-stop-a-vehicle.jpg

Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: JulesS3 on 24 February 2012, 09:11
Clearly no one is thinking this through

So you have your weapons and you have gathered a bit of food and water. You take out 3-5 zombies with you weapons. Then a few more turn up, then hundreds, then thousand. Relentlessly moaning outside your compound. You dont have enough bullets to kill them and the shots will only attract more. Your food runs out and you either starve to death or they get in and kill you.

Ill take a machete, some hiking boots, enough food and water for a few days and a map to somewhere remote.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: PenguinGTI on 24 February 2012, 12:38
Clearly no one is thinking this through

So you have your weapons and you have gathered a bit of food and water. You take out 3-5 zombies with you weapons. Then a few more turn up, then hundreds, then thousand. Relentlessly moaning outside your compound. You dont have enough bullets to kill them and the shots will only attract more. Your food runs out and you either starve to death or they get in and kill you.

Ill take a machete, some hiking boots, enough food and water for a few days and a map to somewhere remote.

No clearly you're not thinking. Left, down, up, right, R1, R2, L1, L2. Infinite ammo. Duh!  :rolleyes: :laugh:
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: JulesS3 on 24 February 2012, 13:05
A hypothetical question still requires an accurate answer!

Will the mk7 be a better car than the mk6; yes as it the first new model golf since the mk5  :wink:
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: thatwillis on 24 February 2012, 13:37
I'll take this.  :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdEyP5P0rYs&feature=related


YESS!  :grin:

Clearly no one is thinking this through

So you have your weapons and you have gathered a bit of food and water. You take out 3-5 zombies with you weapons. Then a few more turn up, then hundreds, then thousand. Relentlessly moaning outside your compound. You dont have enough bullets to kill them and the shots will only attract more. Your food runs out and you either starve to death or they get in and kill you.

Ill take a machete, some hiking boots, enough food and water for a few days and a map to somewhere remote.

No clearly you're not thinking. Left, down, up, right, R1, R2, L1, L2. Infinite ammo. Duh!  :rolleyes: :laugh:

and yes!  :laugh:

AA-12s have gotta be the ultimate zombie weapon! hmm perhaps a belt fed AA-12   :evil:

Let the Russiaan explain! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8&feature=related)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse - Name your top 5 weapons?
Post by: PenguinGTI on 24 February 2012, 13:56
A hypothetical question still requires an accurate answer!

Will the mk7 be a better car than the mk6; yes as it the first new model golf since the mk5  :wink:

What does that have to do with the price of peanuts?

Willis, got to love a bit of FPS Russian.