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General => General discussion => Topic started by: haf1zur on 22 February 2012, 16:06
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If there was a zombie outbreak what weapons would you choose?
1: Baseball Bat
2: Machete
3: Flame Thrower
4: Magnum 44 Autoloader
5: M16 Grenade Launcher
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Read http://www.amazon.co.uk/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/071563318X and you will be prepared!
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by the time i go half way through that i would be turned, lol
ordered
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Its a superb read. Ive read it 3 times now. Sucks you in though, i always end up googling bits to make sure they are not real :lipsrsealed:
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Not a weapon as such i would just hang around with a lot of fat people..
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Several of these
(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/MrBounce38/Honeymoon139-1.jpg)
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Records! :wink: :grin:
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Motherfucking chaingun, ice axe, shotgun, shotgun silencer, swiss army knife.
Records! :wink: :grin:
You going to vinyl wrap them? :lipsrsealed:
*Bid-um-tissshhh*
I'm here for 5 minutes, don't try the fish - it stinks!
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Several of these
(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/MrBounce38/Honeymoon139-1.jpg)
Sod that!! Can you imagine zombie crocodiles! :shocked: :grin:
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1: The Leopard with Chainsaw that stan uses in american dad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQdVVZMFTQw
2: RPC (rocket propelled chainsaw)
(http://gadgetcrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/chainsaw-launcher.jpg)
3: Claymores
4: ATT buggy with gun on roof
(http://www.public.navy.mil/spawar/Pacific/Robotics/PublishingImages/Dune%20Buggy/dbuggy3.jpg)
5: Dewalt nail gun, purely fictional but cool as f**k
(http://blog.ivman.com/wp-content/DewaltNailGun.jpg)
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(http://newspaper.li/static/6642a183ac848a8947b821a29739d7d8.jpg)
These guys :smiley: :drool:
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Flame thrower with grenade launcher :evil:
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light sabre is the clear choice . . . :grin:
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1. Buffy.
2. The Ginger one.
3. The Gingers one's Lesbian partner.
4. Buffy's little sister.
5. Faith. (Eliza Dushku)
And me in charge.
:kiss:
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2. The Ginger one.
3. The Gingers one's Lesbian partner.
Ginger one?
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holy hand grenade mofo!
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LOOL!
TBF it should be house hold and looting items lets be acurate now!
Circular saw cordless with an extra Li power pack just incase!
Nail gun safety removed.
Loads of well balanced kitchen knives!
Tyre Iron just to be cliche'
:evil:
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2. The Ginger one.
3. The Gingers one's Lesbian partner.
Ginger one?
The Ginger one!
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/Redheads.jpg)
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Records! :wink: :grin:
Ed: 'Purple Rain'?
Shaun: No.
Ed: 'Sign o' the Times'?
Shaun: Definitely not.
Ed: The 'Batman' soundtrack?
Shaun: Throw it.
Ed: 'Dire Straits'?
Shaun: Throw it.
Ed: Ooh, 'Stone Roses'.
Shaun: Um, No.
Ed: 'Second Coming'.
Shaun: I like it!
Just watch Shaun of the dead and that's all the survival guide you need
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Chainsaw....you're all dead.
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1. Minigun
2. Laser shooter from COD world at war
3. 80's Arnold Schwarzenegger
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M16 and grenade launcher for me.
What would be more interesting would be what would you do if it happened in the uk. Obviously guns are not so readily available here as they are in the states for example so if it did happen here would prob go for machete or axe and then try and get to a police station and see if I can get into the armoury.
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M16 and grenade launcher for me.
What would be more interesting would be what would you do if it happened in the uk. Obviously guns are not so readily available here as they are in the states for example so if it did happen here would prob go for machete or axe and then try and get to a police station and see if I can get into the armoury.
True, hardly any guns to be found
Probably look around for those armoured police cars, if they have already turned then nick their guns from the boot
Else modified nail guns FTW! and acid squirters
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(http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/zombie-2.jpg)
and a Machete of course
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OP, are we talking Dawn of the Dead zombies - walk very, very slowly.
Or COD Nazi zombies?
I think its relevant as it will affect weapon choice.
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Zombies don't exist, but I'll take one of these to play with all the same:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/11/article-0-0C70DBB1000005DC-649_468x308.jpg)
And a forestry harvester to play slice 'n' dice with.
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we are talking about 28 days later zombies
i found that if i wear shredder (TMNT) outfit with blades on elbows, shoulders etc, then i will have a good chance of survival
also thought guns would be found at heathrow as all the coppers there carry them, but then i realised there would be 200,000 or so of the fookers there so sod that idea
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or even Left 4 Dead 2 zombies if you play the game
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Clear choice is a couple of warthogs from halo.
1. They awesone
2. Chain gun and Gauss cannon. (one of each please)
3. They never run out of ammo
4. The chain gun one in the original was industructable, so when the passenger and gunner dies just run them down.
5. They awesome
6. They go anywhere
Thats it i think lol
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My best mate's dad does shooting, so they have a gun safe with about 15 different shotguns and rifles.
I've always said in the event of a zombie attack, or sh!t just generally kicking off, I'll be straight round his.
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I'll take this. :cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdEyP5P0rYs&feature=related
And Chuck Norris' mobile number.
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to start with
1) shotgun
2) .243 rifel
3) macheti
4) crowbar
5) crossbow
i would be shortly upgradeing to something big and diesel
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a bell tower.
and then this lot
http://www.armybase.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/barrett-m-82-sniper-rifle-ak-47-mexican-drug-gangs-looking-for-weapons-powerful-enough-to-stop-a-vehicle.jpg
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Clearly no one is thinking this through
So you have your weapons and you have gathered a bit of food and water. You take out 3-5 zombies with you weapons. Then a few more turn up, then hundreds, then thousand. Relentlessly moaning outside your compound. You dont have enough bullets to kill them and the shots will only attract more. Your food runs out and you either starve to death or they get in and kill you.
Ill take a machete, some hiking boots, enough food and water for a few days and a map to somewhere remote.
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Clearly no one is thinking this through
So you have your weapons and you have gathered a bit of food and water. You take out 3-5 zombies with you weapons. Then a few more turn up, then hundreds, then thousand. Relentlessly moaning outside your compound. You dont have enough bullets to kill them and the shots will only attract more. Your food runs out and you either starve to death or they get in and kill you.
Ill take a machete, some hiking boots, enough food and water for a few days and a map to somewhere remote.
No clearly you're not thinking. Left, down, up, right, R1, R2, L1, L2. Infinite ammo. Duh! :rolleyes: :laugh:
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A hypothetical question still requires an accurate answer!
Will the mk7 be a better car than the mk6; yes as it the first new model golf since the mk5 :wink:
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I'll take this. :cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdEyP5P0rYs&feature=related
YESS! :grin:
Clearly no one is thinking this through
So you have your weapons and you have gathered a bit of food and water. You take out 3-5 zombies with you weapons. Then a few more turn up, then hundreds, then thousand. Relentlessly moaning outside your compound. You dont have enough bullets to kill them and the shots will only attract more. Your food runs out and you either starve to death or they get in and kill you.
Ill take a machete, some hiking boots, enough food and water for a few days and a map to somewhere remote.
No clearly you're not thinking. Left, down, up, right, R1, R2, L1, L2. Infinite ammo. Duh! :rolleyes: :laugh:
and yes! :laugh:
AA-12s have gotta be the ultimate zombie weapon! hmm perhaps a belt fed AA-12 :evil:
Let the Russiaan explain! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8&feature=related)
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A hypothetical question still requires an accurate answer!
Will the mk7 be a better car than the mk6; yes as it the first new model golf since the mk5 :wink:
What does that have to do with the price of peanuts?
Willis, got to love a bit of FPS Russian.