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Title: I think I'm in with a chance!
Post by: Mr_Orange on 19 February 2012, 18:00
Received this by email today, got to be one of the best yet....

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive beentryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece ofgarbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont knowwho this is its ME ADRIANA.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and thenI think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things totell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke upabout 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEARU.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chattedu told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finallycan HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is stillthe one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe evenhelp me move my sh!t in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui wassoo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town andtake me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a coupletimes but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know ubetter when i was single....... well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. . uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt... i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arentmarried yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? icurrently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be outmeeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what idid? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded outon me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chatwith people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out.... ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and imhopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives eachof us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code ucan lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay likeeveryone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we canchat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLYUSE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if morethan 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cudalways email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let melogin half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. butremember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUSTU... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probablysoooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. ireally hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of mystress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u ininsdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dontwanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find menow days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get thereafter my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopignto see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code imgonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLSINSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im outfor now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo ADRIANA FREE VIP BYPASS LINK
 
If anyone wants her email adress, think of some random letters/numbers, then put an @ sign before some more random letters/numbers, finish with a .com

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Title: Re: I think I'm in with a chance!
Post by: Mr_Orange on 19 February 2012, 18:13
Wrong section.  Soz.  Belongs in the random email phishing spam section.
Title: Re: I think I'm in with a chance!
Post by: tweed on 19 February 2012, 18:13
random  :huh:
Title: Re: I think I'm in with a chance!
Post by: daz veedub on 19 February 2012, 18:26
email back asking for some good pics  :wink:
Title: Re: I think I'm in with a chance!
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 19 February 2012, 19:48
I don't know if it's because of this thread, but the adverts at the bottom of my page changed to this when I read it.

Anybody else?

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/adverts.jpg)

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Title: Re: I think I'm in with a chance!
Post by: murraymint on 19 February 2012, 19:54
Yh same ad for me too
Title: Re: I think I'm in with a chance!
Post by: km on 19 February 2012, 23:45
nope, halfords ad for me! because i was searching for tools earlier ;) unlike you guys, browsing dating websites :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: I think I'm in with a chance!
Post by: raptorSE on 20 February 2012, 11:49
Get some pics lol
Title: Re: I think I'm in with a chance!
Post by: Mr_Orange on 20 February 2012, 17:57
She didn't email me again today, I guess its over now?   :undecided:  Heart-broken.
Title: Re: I think I'm in with a chance!
Post by: AlanD on 20 February 2012, 19:06
I was too busy laughing at Brighton losing to Liverpool so have paddypower offering me bets on the game. That was yesterday . . . go figure.
Title: Re: I think I'm in with a chance!
Post by: Len on 21 February 2012, 11:46
She didn't email me again today, I guess its over now?   :undecided:  Heart-broken.

So you did email her back then! :rolleyes:
Title: Re: I think I'm in with a chance!
Post by: Mr_Orange on 21 February 2012, 19:35
She didn't email me again today, I guess its over now?   :undecided:  Heart-broken.

So you did email her back then! :rolleyes:

No chance!  I had a better offer from her friend who emailed the next day.........  :laugh: