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Model specific boards => Golf mk2 => Topic started by: manners on 07 February 2012, 15:07

Title: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: manners on 07 February 2012, 15:07
Basically I bought a mk2 oak green 16V gti about a week ago, only driven it to work once or twice and about 35 miles from the bloke I bought it off and now it wont start at all even with leads attached.

It doesnt make a tick over or turning sound just makes a single tone.....kinda like a buzzer sound.

Does anyone have any ideas what this could be, Im meant to be learning how to do all this, hence why I bought a runner.....now its not and im a little out of my depth!
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: dubber36 on 07 February 2012, 15:15
I sounds as simple as a battery to me. The buzzing sound would be the fuel pump.

Are you using decent jump leads? Does the time clock reset to 0:00 when you try to start it?
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: Seanl on 07 February 2012, 15:31
Buzzing could be ISV. Get a known good battery to start off with as suggested.  :smiley:
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: X4MGS on 07 February 2012, 15:43
Duff Starter motor??
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 07 February 2012, 16:38
Calm down Thomas.  Could be something very simple, most likely the battery.

We'll sort it out.  :wink:

If you don't have access to a good battery, have you tried bump starting it?

When you turn the key do you only get the buzz of the fuel pump priming and then a click?

Does the radio, wipers, lights all work at full power?

Do you have a Mulitmeter to test the battery.  (2.99 in the Off Topic Section  :wink:)


We need symptoms. Then it's a process of elimination.


Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: manners on 08 February 2012, 02:24
Ill get some fault finding done tomora, there isnt a buzz of the fuel pump at all....it did do that but then went intermitant and then no more.

The buzz is coming from the starter motor I believe!

They were a generic bunch of leads attached to my mates diesel Audi....didnt want to use my car lol Im going to take the positive termial off and connect the jump lead to that and as normal to the neg to bypass the battery draining any power away.

The lights etc are working....well the lights are I didnt check the wipers.

I got advised by someone I work with to connect the neg jump lead to the earth and then with his car running touch the pos of the sterter motor to see if it spins up!!!
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: JC on 08 February 2012, 07:34
I may aswell start the bidding,  £150  :wink:
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: 01664gti on 08 February 2012, 10:33
Epic fail???

Thats just the everyday pain of owning a mk2 lol
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: SoundillusioN on 08 February 2012, 10:55
Sounds like a dud solenoid in the starter.  Give it a whack!  :wink:
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: twotwofour on 08 February 2012, 12:02
I had the same on my 8v mk3.

Needed a new starter motor but when i attempted to start it all lights etc went dim. I used multimeter to check power was getting to appropraite points and i concluded a new starter motor.

It had already given tell tale signs. Slow to turn over etc.
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: manners on 08 February 2012, 13:18
Epic fail???

Thats just the everyday pain of owning a mk2 lol

Only an epic fail as it had been.mine less than a week haha
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: manners on 08 February 2012, 15:40
I may aswell start the bidding,  £150  :wink:

As tempting as the offer is.....im going to have to decline lol
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: molegti on 08 February 2012, 15:57
Doesn't sound like anything terminal. I'd give the wack the starter with a hammer trick a try.  :grin:
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: clipperjay on 08 February 2012, 19:54
Just bum start it that by passes everything and points you into the right direction right away!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 08 February 2012, 20:10
Just bum start it that by passes everything and points you into the right direction right away!  :rolleyes:

Eh?

Mr Clippergay!



Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: Sam on 08 February 2012, 20:11
Just bum start it that by passes everything and points you into the right direction right away!  :rolleyes:

Eh?

Mr Clippergay!





Wheres that pic of the guy shaggin his landrover...
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: clipperjay on 08 February 2012, 20:22
 :smiley:
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 08 February 2012, 21:04
I always bum start it its a term used as a poor mans method of starting a car no gay references at all into it
Amercians use it "A bum"  :nerd: :tongue: both of you suck on each others rotten eggs!

No.  You are not getting away with that.  Utter Tosh.

Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: clipperjay on 08 February 2012, 21:32
 :smiley:
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 08 February 2012, 22:22
You're a big closet gay.  Admit it.  You wan't some Shady time.


Bum start. FFS!  :rolleyes:

 :kiss:



Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: clipperjay on 08 February 2012, 22:40
 :smiley:
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: manners on 10 February 2012, 17:03
Ok bringing us all back on track slightly, I got the new battery fitted and it did turn over, gave the starter motor a tap and rocked the car whilst in gear to hopefully loosen it up or something and then when started it again I got the same electronic whir that I was hearing before!!!

So we can rule the battery out, where do I go from here!

I think it needs the fluids topping up....coolant mainly but the oil level though a little grotty looks ok

Also I still cant hear the pump starting up when I turn the ignition on.
Title: Re: Absolute epic fail.....
Post by: glove on 12 February 2012, 21:17