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Title: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 26 January 2012, 12:35
and it would seem I have failed my MOT  :laugh:

Overweight - check desipte having lost 2 stone since leaving the RAF.

Smoke - erm yes - monday to friday

Drink - Maybe - no where near as much, well during the week

High Blood pressure - a tad,

Exercise - it would seem not,

BMI - Fat cooont status has been achieved. just not clincally anymore. 

And after all that she  asked why I had actually gone there  :laugh:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 26 January 2012, 12:42
Salad is on the menu for you then  :lipsrsealed: :laugh:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 26 January 2012, 12:57
Do i need to feign surprise?

:undecided:











:laugh:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 26 January 2012, 13:04
shut it you, mr sports injuries.

losing 2 stone didnt seem to count

cutting down on units drank a week by half didnt count either

and being on my feet all day ( well 75% ) rather than sat on my arse didnt either.

And i even walked round to the Doctors, just not fast enough to cause a shortness of breath  :rolleyes:

Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Khare on 26 January 2012, 13:06
Bmi is highly innacurate so sont take that into account. You seem to be going in the right direction, so its not all bad  :smiley:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 26 January 2012, 13:19
shut it you, mr sports injuries.

losing 2 stone didnt seem to count

cutting down on units drank a week by half didnt count either

and being on my feet all day ( well 75% ) rather than sat on my arse didnt either.

And i even walked round to the Doctors, just not fast enough to cause a shortness of breath  :rolleyes:



Hey, almost a month now without a ankle/foot going wrong now. Winning.

If you looked at my BMI score I drop in to the morbidly obese catagory. :laugh: took my resting heart rate this morning. 60bpm so can't be that unfit now can I :grin:

You are doing well though. You on the field tonight?
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Jay on 26 January 2012, 13:22
I think I have found one of your stones, around my midriff, do you want it back? :grin:

You're doing well nonetheless Chuff keep it up :afro:


Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: richw911 on 26 January 2012, 13:25
2 stone is great work :afro:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: VW BUSH on 26 January 2012, 13:41
How many uneaten pies is 2 stone?
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: clipperjay on 26 January 2012, 13:52
LOL FaT cooont does that mean obese Chuffy?  :evil:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 26 January 2012, 15:48
yes jay - Obesity more or greater than 30. which is nice.
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 26 January 2012, 15:50
2 stone, well done ya fat fatherless son  :smiley:

Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: clipperjay on 26 January 2012, 16:34
yes jay - Obesity more or greater than 30. which is nice.

Com on you're going in the right direction matey
 I'm off for full make over soon not sure what sh!t they will find but diabeties runs in all parents and grand parents  :sad:
Just give up the fags, the weight will be infinity and beyond  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: justalex81 on 27 January 2012, 08:50
lol i've been clinically obese since i was 15. The average weight for an adult who is 6ft 2" is something between 10 and 14 stone  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i'm overshooting that mark by a looooong way  :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 27 January 2012, 10:07
lol i've been clinically obese since i was 15. The average weight for an adult who is 6ft 2" is something between 10 and 14 stone  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i'm overshooting that mark by a looooong way  :grin: :grin: :grin:

6ft 2 height and 10 stone? that is definately underweight  :grin:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: R32UK on 27 January 2012, 10:17
advice: take a big fat dump before your next visit.  :smiley:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 27 January 2012, 11:39
lol i've been clinically obese since i was 15. The average weight for an adult who is 6ft 2" is something between 10 and 14 stone  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i'm overshooting that mark by a looooong way  :grin: :grin: :grin:

6ft 2 height and 10 stone? that is definately underweight  :grin:
sure its 11-13 isnt it? cause im 6'4" and sure the ideal weight for that is just over 11-just over 13
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Guy on 27 January 2012, 12:36
and it would seem I have failed my MOT  :laugh:

Overweight - check desipte having lost 2 stone since leaving the RAF.

Smoke - erm yes - monday to friday

Drink - Maybe - no where near as much, well during the week

High Blood pressure - a tad,

Exercise - it would seem not,

BMI - Fat cooont status has been achieved. just not clincally anymore. 

And after all that she  asked why I had actually gone there  :laugh:

lets focus on the positives here which your doc hasn't taken into account...

Overweight - not as much as you were

Smoke - not as much as you did (in fact you gave up for a while so you know you can do it again)

Drink - not as much as you did... weren't you on a bottle of vodka a night at one point?

High Blood pressure - a tad... i don't know your history on this but I guess that its not as bad as it was

Exercise - it would seem yes.. no one can tell me that they don't get warmed up etc by cleaning the car

BMI - just not clinically obese anymore.. which is great news... and you're not morbidly obese so what is the problem


everything here is going in the right direction... I would say that you are on the road to success... if you carry on with your current weight loss then you would have lost 4 stone by the
summer... all you need to do is make a couple more small changes and everything will be tickety boo!


WELL DONE YOU!! :afro:


Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 27 January 2012, 19:01
yeah, sounds good guy,

problem is the reason I was at the doctors, back is fubar'd - again

still, 49 hours without a ciggy,

not had a drink since wednesday.

just walked to the shops for our lass.

turned the corner maybe to a healthier chuff  :huh:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Sam on 27 January 2012, 19:39
You could join the MTB thread chuff  :laugh:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 27 January 2012, 19:42
I haz a mountain bike, its a halfords cheapo special, but is safe for my weight,

i once jumped it off a kerb.

that is all  :smiley:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 27 January 2012, 19:45
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Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: clipperjay on 27 January 2012, 20:14
I haz a mountain bike, its a halfords cheapo special, but is safe for my weight,

i once jumped it off a kerb.

that is all  :smiley:

I've always wondered how people put so much weight on so quick after giving fags up?
My understanding is it takes awhile for the mind to catch up with the body.
More healthy = Appatitie goes up
Being active stays the same = weight gain.
Increase activities as you have more energy, but lungs wont catch up to activity!
I might give fags up with you Chuff and I love fags  :lipsrsealed:
 
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 27 January 2012, 20:17
i have given up a few times before Jay.  :rolleyes:

but i aint getting younger, etc.  :lipsrsealed:

and the price of them,  :shocked:

just stuck £7 into my sports car fund piggy bank, its normally for just £2 coins but will now stick my fags money in aswell  :cool:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: richw911 on 27 January 2012, 20:22
i have given up a few times before Jay.  :rolleyes:

but i aint getting younger, etc.  :lipsrsealed:

and the price of them,  :shocked:

just stuck £7 into my sports car fund piggy bank, its normally for just £2 coins but will now stick my fags money in aswell  :cool:

What is it now £7 for 20?  :shocked:

Way to do it best of luck bud :afro:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: stealthwolf on 27 January 2012, 20:23
I know a couple who saed the money they used to spend on fags in a tin. They saved around £7000 per year and would spend it on a cruise each year.
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: RandomJord on 27 January 2012, 20:27
Its a well know fact that if StevePD gave up the fags he'd overtake Bill Gates in the rich list within 3 weeks
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Steve_PD on 27 January 2012, 20:41
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

What you trying to say :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: richw911 on 27 January 2012, 20:45
 :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: topher on 27 January 2012, 20:46
if you switched to rollies you could afford to do the same miles in petrol car :tongue:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Steve_PD on 27 January 2012, 20:49
I don't smoke much apart from when I drink or at shows....
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 27 January 2012, 22:23
well i know one thing for sure,


i may be fat, obese even, have lived a damn unhealthy life.

but I am in better shape than my 16 yr old daughter,

made her come out  for a swift walk with me tonight,   she was out of breath well before me  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: clipperjay on 27 January 2012, 23:38
if you switched to rollies you could afford to do the same miles in petrol car :tongue:

Not cheap by the time you buy tips, skins you could look at £8.00 25g of Amber per two days, so £16.00 per week then times by 52 =  1K give or take smoking more?
 Cheaper than packs yeah!
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: topher on 27 January 2012, 23:43
i was a 20+ a day smoker of normal fags, but a 25g lasts me almost a week now... amber leaf comes with free papers :grin: 120 filters = 75p. Although thats nowhere near as much of a saving as when i quit drinking :lipsrsealed:

+holysheet @ chuff's lil munchkin being 16.. how time flies!
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Steve_PD on 28 January 2012, 00:09
+holysheet @ chuff's lil munchkin being 16.. how time flies!

Legal now. . .  :lipsrsealed: :kiss:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 28 January 2012, 00:21
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Dear diary......



Jackpot
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Sam on 28 January 2012, 02:18
Slick.... i dare you
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 28 January 2012, 07:13
+holysheet @ chuff's lil munchkin being 16.. how time flies!

yep, she is still a tw4t though  :grin:

+holysheet @ chuff's lil munchkin being 16.. how time flies!

Legal now. . .  :lipsrsealed: :kiss:

Erm steve, dont forget our lass has an account on here now, you might just be in a LOT of trouble now  :lipsrsealed:

 :grin:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: clipperjay on 28 January 2012, 10:44
i was a 20+ a day smoker of normal fags, but a 25g lasts me almost a week now... amber leaf comes with free papers :grin: 120 filters = 75p. Although thats nowhere near as much of a saving as when i quit drinking :lipsrsealed:

+holysheet @ chuff's lil munchkin being 16.. how time flies!

I used to use the free papers, but found out I smoked the papers more than the baccy!
I use swan silver with extra slim tips. Find I can breath better and have no morning cough?

16! Chuff she will want a car next year monieeeeeesssssss!!!!!!
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Guy on 28 January 2012, 21:05
yeah, sounds good guy,

problem is the reason I was at the doctors, back is fubar'd - again

still, 49 hours without a ciggy,

not had a drink since wednesday.

just walked to the shops for our lass.

turned the corner maybe to a healthier chuff  :huh:

:afro:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 28 January 2012, 21:18
16! Chuff she will want a car next year monieeeeeesssssss!!!!!!

she is the youngest of 4 jay, like the others, she want a car, she best get a fooking job to pay for it  :smiley:

Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: bomp on 29 January 2012, 14:36
I use swan silver with extra slim tips. Find I can breath better and have no morning cough?

You can get three boxes of filter tips at Poundland for................ a pound, they seem the same as any other filters.
Also they sell a box of 9 packets of tobaco papers for a pound.
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: topher on 29 January 2012, 14:38
i bought a bag of 1000 zigzag filters for a quid... only to find out they were menthol :grin:  :sick:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 29 January 2012, 15:46
i bought a bag of 1000 zigzag filters for a quid... only to find out they were menthol :grin:  :sick:


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: clipperjay on 30 January 2012, 12:16
16! Chuff she will want a car next year monieeeeeesssssss!!!!!!

she is the youngest of 4 jay, like the others, she want a car, she best get a fooking job to pay for it  :smiley:



 :shocked:

I've got just two and they do my head in!
Thats a point if my lad could go down coal mine, he would be down there already :grin:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 30 January 2012, 13:31
Prostate exam yet?
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 30 January 2012, 18:28

I might give fags up with you Chuff and I love fags  :lipsrsealed:
 

well thats day 5 completed and still smoke free  :cool:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: richw911 on 30 January 2012, 18:57

I might give fags up with you Chuff and I love fags  :lipsrsealed:
 

well thats day 5 completed and still smoke free  :cool:

:afro: well done that man  :cool:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: Steve_PD on 30 January 2012, 19:44
Ive gone 5..........hours..and that was only because Ive been sleeping...... :lipsrsealed: :grin:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 08 February 2012, 21:54
2 weeks today, and even with yesterdays disaster  :lipsrsealed: and a friday afternoon and evening session last week,  I am still smoke free  :smug:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 08 February 2012, 22:46
2 weeks today, and even with yesterdays disaster  :lipsrsealed: and a friday afternoon and evening session last week,  I am still smoke free  :smug:
well done, i cant do a session with out smoking :sad: the biggest let down with me, im not too bad throught the week soon as it gets to friday 10-20 with in 8 or so hours
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: JC on 08 February 2012, 22:50
it was THE test for me, only one lad smoking, and it was fooking freezing.


4 of the techs at work smoke, the smoking area is my outdoor wash bay, but I now hate the smell.

reformed smoker FTW  :grin:
Title: Re: First visit to my New Doctors.
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 08 February 2012, 22:53
Pipe Smoking FTW!