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Title: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: johnnyvr6 on 24 December 2011, 20:26
hi just looking through the ebay ads a saw this vr6 the guy has not got a clue it made me chuckle
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-R-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-2-9-VR6-FULL-BEIGE-LEATHER-DUB-GTI-CORRADO-/200691791222?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2eba29b576#ht_14891wt_1185 :laugh:
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: VW BUSH on 24 December 2011, 20:33
Slipped off the jack at some point and fecked the rear o/s sill, would walk away at this point :grin:
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: johnnyvr6 on 24 December 2011, 20:43
i wouldn't be interested anyway dont forget its a genuine highline and 2.9?   :shocked:
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: F17BAD on 24 December 2011, 21:00
and the horrific interior  :sick:

fake venoms too
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: Wayne on 24 December 2011, 21:32
The ad says in the details 2792cc yet he thinks it is a 2.9  :undecided: also that has to be the worst advert I have ever seen.
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: travisreeve on 24 December 2011, 22:03
I have read books shorter than that add JEEZ
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: chrisr103 on 24 December 2011, 22:18
The seller is very local to me, Not seen his mint vr around though
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: leigh_harty on 24 December 2011, 23:28
How hard is it to read that ad!
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: bullzeye on 24 December 2011, 23:32
a few paragraphs would have helped could have done with a ruler to read that, kept loosing my line lol
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: bob23 on 25 December 2011, 03:10
I made it about half way through and fell asleep.  :grin:

would have been better if he didn't repeat everything 30 times.

in the picture of the exhaust is that a hole in the boot floor?

would have been better if he didn't repeat everything 30 times.

hate the interior as well.
 
would have been better if he didn't repeat everything 30 times .

isn't the 2.8 174bhp and the 2.9 188bhp not 168bhp? and didn't they only do about 25/28 mpg not 40?

would have been better if he didn't repeat everything 30 times

Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: RnP on 25 December 2011, 09:05
I made it about half way through and fell asleep.  :grin:

would have been better if he didn't repeat everything 30 times.

in the picture of the exhaust is that a hole in the boot floor?

would have been better if he didn't repeat everything 30 times.

hate the interior as well.
 
would have been better if he didn't repeat everything 30 times .

 :grin:

isn't the 2.8 174bhp and the 2.9 188bhp not 168bhp? and didn't they only do about 25/28 mpg not 40?

would have been better if he didn't repeat everything 30 times


Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: *tell* on 25 December 2011, 15:21
venoms yes!!  :laugh:
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: LowlifeDubber on 25 December 2011, 18:34
Terrible advert but i really like the colour  :evil:
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: thai-wronghorse on 26 December 2011, 08:22
What a prick.
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: xxChrisxx on 09 January 2012, 16:51
2830 words.
Nice.

I'm tempted to 'ask the seller' how many miles it's done, and how many it could do if looked after.
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: bob23 on 09 January 2012, 21:17
2830 words.
Nice.

I'm tempted to 'ask the seller' how many miles it's done, and how many it could do if looked after.

Did you actually count? have you nothing better to do than waste your time on this idiot?

Then when he answers ask him again. :grin:
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: daz veedub on 09 January 2012, 21:24
read the 1st line then gave up  :grin:
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: danny_p on 09 January 2012, 21:44
so it original but modifyed and standard, all at the same time

good effort

Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: xxChrisxx on 10 January 2012, 15:41
Did you actually count? have you nothing better to do than waste your time on this idiot?

Then when he answers ask him again. :grin:

Copypaste into word.
Work smart, not hard  :laugh:


I think they have to select that the question is publicly shown.  :sad:
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: Edwh0re on 11 January 2012, 05:24
A classic example of how not to write an ebay advert methinks.

Trying to read that at half five in the morning on a laptop screen in the dark sent my eyes screwy...  :rolleyes:

Verbal diarrhoea and he contradicts himself several times....

Wonder what it really owes him, because you would never sink big money into a car that you are just buying to whip the interior out of to put into  another.... if that part of the story was actually true... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: smally11981 on 11 January 2012, 13:28
Culdnt b bothered to read it all....
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: turbokid23 on 12 January 2012, 00:46
To long got fed uP of his poooo,,  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: this guy does not know what he is on about with this vr6
Post by: rob.043 on 12 January 2012, 14:30
fave bit after a skim:

 'The sporty suspension will ride potholes like they are not even there and the cabin effectively shuts all external noise out. Fuel consumption isn't bad at all, you can be cruising in the overtaking lane in excess of 70 MPH if you wish and you will get upto 40 MPG which is a huge bonus considering this being a performance car'