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Title: FaceSpaz
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 11 December 2011, 00:55
or book as it is usually referred to.

How many "friends" do you have on there? I'm not talking about if you use it to organise sh!t or it's a business tool, I mean your own personal facebook page.

I've had, and possibly still have some people that have hundreds (some have thousands) of "friends" but really. What the f**k is the point? Do you speak to each and every one of them? If you say yes you are a lying pirate hooker.

I don't get it, why have all these people as "friends"? I'm just going to look forward to the wave of new incoming "friends" that just want to be a bunch of nosey tw@ts and see what I look like. Well f**k em.

:smiley:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Horney on 11 December 2011, 01:02
I have 436 buy a lot of them are people who add me so they can tag themselves in pics of their cars or random people from car clubs/forums. Only about 35 people on there do I chat to all the time and then about another 50 I keep track on what they're up to.

Nick
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: JC on 11 December 2011, 08:27
bored last night by any chance slick  :laugh:

179 for me, and that pre xmas cull when boredom really sets in  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Jay on 11 December 2011, 09:47
205, got a few clients on there that have added me (some I consider friends now), lots of family and some I don't even know/remember/not met/not seen in 20 years since a large portion moved to Oz/USA, a number of forum peeps from here, ex-colleagues  and some close friends.

Speak to maybe 20 - 30  people regularly.
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Ninja on 11 December 2011, 10:14
THIS IS NOT PERSONALLY DIRECTED AT ANYONE - JUST FACEBOOK IN GENERAL - DO NOT TAKE OFFENCE!  

NONE. I have no Facebook. It's a F**CKING W*NK PIECE OF SH*T.

EVERY F*CKING WHERE YOU GO THESE DAYS IT'S FACEBOOK.

Packs of cereal? FACEBOOK

Tv channels? FACEBOOK

My mates dog? FACEBOOK

Chocoalte bars? FACEBOOK

THE LIST F*CKING GOES ON!

So no, in answer to your question. I have no friends on facebook.

I refuse to be part of this, put your whole life on the internet for all to browse mentality. Nobody f*cking cares if you've just clipped your toenails, or if you're depressed because you missed the only way is essex. Nobody wants to view pictures of you covered in vomit after an "AWESOME" night out. Nobody wants to know that you have 10972918726 friends on facebook, or that you're f*cking level 100 on that sh*tty farm animal game.

And WHY do people pay real money for pictures of burgers and presents to send to their friends!??!? Here's a crazy idea.. No, let's go all out, heres two!

1) Buy your friends a real burger.
2) Copy the image (CTRL and C) then open email and paste image (CTRL and V) and send the email to your friend. There you've saved money.



ARGH.

Rant over. Sorry.  :rolleyes:

Feel better now.  :grin:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Kerrse on 11 December 2011, 10:15
Limit is 100 when I ever I hit that, I cull. I would say I know everyone on my Facebook personally.
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Ninja on 11 December 2011, 10:16
Sorry again for rant, haha.  :grin:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: houston on 11 December 2011, 10:34
i have had a facebook account for years, back when everyone had myspce, i put up with so much sh!t t work for being on it, but the fact is it saved me a fortune, most of my mates are away on ships and rigs for months at a time and im not so much of a woman that i'll ring them up to say hello.

then it got popular, adverts and games got chucked on and now i hate the constant notifications, FARMVILLE WTF?????

currently have 217 friends, and yes i talk to every one of them, any random requests get ignored.

but i think ive found a cure, my mobile now has a link to facebook which updates status with my contacts, so now i just have a stream of updates with none of the crap invites or games
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Kerrse on 11 December 2011, 11:01
Just block applications & games as they appear never see anything from them ever again.
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: R32UK on 11 December 2011, 11:45
around 200 ish... i would say 90% are friends. the other 10% are just people i know.

Its a good way to keep intouch with people i cant be arsed to phone..  :cool:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Dan_GTi8v on 11 December 2011, 12:09
I have 27 facebook friends, and I know every single one :p I don't talk to any of them on facebook though, I use real life for that  :grin:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Dan34 on 11 December 2011, 12:44
VdubNinja you have issues.

I have 301, deleted a few a while ago, but to be honest I don't take Facebook seriously, I just make random posts every now and then of websites and music haha. Im noy one to post up my life story on there...
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Ninja on 11 December 2011, 12:51
VdubNinja you have issues.


Possibly. I just hate it with a passion. It's like, everything has a facebook page these days. You literally can not escape it.

My rant was purposefully exaggerated, to add to effect.  :rolleyes:

In addition to the "facebook being everywhere" thing, I cannot understand why people do not want more privacy in their lives! You wouldn't carry a photo album round with you with private pictures in it and show everyone you met, would you?

I don't know - it just annoys me, the whole facebook mentality. I'm sick of being out and hearing "OMG did you see what she said on facebook?" and "Yeah, well I messaged her because her sisters dog's brothers fiancee posted that they don't like my mate on her wall"

Ugh.

/carry on.  :smiley:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: GTI:Gibbo on 11 December 2011, 12:55
112 on my friends.

But i have been thinking about deleting my account because all people do on there is bloody moan!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Tazzy on 11 December 2011, 13:23
642 on my list

but of that, is my bro and sister, sis in law, bro in law, mom in law, 3 of my closest mates who ive known all my life, and about a douzen work colleagues, the rest are within the cruise/car scene, including companies, etc

mine is mainly used for my car club interaction, obviously alot of people within the car scene are friends as well, but theres alot of people i dont know who but are there for what ever reason

unfortunately its a sad state now that people only really communicate through fb first, how ever did we cope without it...  :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 11 December 2011, 13:51
I have around 170 and I know everyone of them either from the present or past. Some I may have met online but have met face to face. Only good thing to come out of FB in my opinion!!

Facebook although is generally quite annoying and i'm only on it to keep in touch with people. There is people you know locally and see in the town but talk utter tripe online but you don't want to offend them by deleting them. The beauty of the hidden status update lol. You can really come to a different opinion about people judging by what they post.

My profile is set up in such a way where I cannot get sent pointless notifications from pointless applications and games. Farmville?? If people put so much time and energy into creating a real farm instead of a virtual one they could make there lives almost self sustainable!!

Social networking in general is one of societies evil entities though, especially when everyone has there heads stuck in the iphones and all that. Such unsociable technology because people feel the need to roam these social networks while in the presence of actual real people. It all begun at the invention of the text message. Was good at the time but people don't relise the possible destruction. If all this technology collapsed tommorow and we went back to communicating via landlines it wouldn't be so bad. I would cope anyway.
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 11 December 2011, 13:53
 i have 730
bout 300 i went to school with so are pretty good mates with, the other couple of hundred are people ive met on nights out/the other halfs mates/family that i never really talk to tbh.
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: DanSN1 on 11 December 2011, 14:09
i've got a little over 660, had nearly 900 but deleted a bunch of goons and losers, i know all of them personally, but wouldn't consider them all friends, it's useful to have people you know on there as getting in contact is hard, the people in my phonebook are who i truly class as freinds and family
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: VW BUSH on 11 December 2011, 14:18
I meet my friends down the pub on a Thursday, been doing it for years.

My misses has Facebook, farmville and cafe world and clicks things all night long, she gets gifts of homo purple fish frogs and stuff which keeps her happy :smiley:

I cant make the pub next Thursday but we agreed last time we would meet on the 22nd, how does facebook make this easier?
I have a mobile phone if i need to speak with anyone in a hurry, and i have GolfGTI.co.uk if I want to talk or read bollox :grin:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: jamrock on 11 December 2011, 14:29
i dont have,want or need facebook.

people dont understand why i dont have it :shocked:, not good for my career either
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Luke1981 on 11 December 2011, 14:39
I'm not on Facebook either. Too many of my mates have come unstuck with Facebook and I don't want all and sundry knowing everything about me! I just do things the old fashioned way and phone or text my mates  :smiley:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: richw911 on 11 December 2011, 15:18
Was on it got fed up with stuipid status updates "Emily has put a roast in the oven" = who gives a fu**  :grin: Not on it anymore  :smiley:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: daz veedub on 11 December 2011, 16:14
over 1 thou  :grin: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


EDIT.. 1129 to be precise  :laugh:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: richw911 on 11 December 2011, 16:33
over 1 thou  :grin: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

No everyone's stupid updates  :laugh: whats the point I don't need to know what everyone is doing all the time  :grin:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: JC on 11 December 2011, 16:34
over 1 thou  :grin: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

No everyone's stupid updates  :laugh: whats the point I don't need to know what everyone is doing all the time  :grin:


but you miss out on all my breakdowns rich  :wink:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: richw911 on 11 December 2011, 16:37
over 1 thou  :grin: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

No everyone's stupid updates  :laugh: whats the point I don't need to know what everyone is doing all the time  :grin:


but you miss out on all my breakdowns rich  :wink:

True  :laugh: maybe everyone misses out on mine....... :grin:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: JC on 11 December 2011, 16:38
over 1 thou  :grin: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

No everyone's stupid updates  :laugh: whats the point I don't need to know what everyone is doing all the time  :grin:


but you miss out on all my breakdowns rich  :wink:

True  :laugh: maybe everyone misses out on mine....... :grin:

you broken down rich  :shocked: never  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: richw911 on 11 December 2011, 16:39
over 1 thou  :grin: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

No everyone's stupid updates  :laugh: whats the point I don't need to know what everyone is doing all the time  :grin:


but you miss out on all my breakdowns rich  :wink:

True  :laugh: maybe everyone misses out on mine....... :grin:

you broken down rich  :shocked: never  :lipsrsealed:

 :tongue: :grin: where is that AA pic again........
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: luke on 11 December 2011, 17:39
I have 711 facebook friends, know of most of them, I do spend a fair bit of time on there
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 11 December 2011, 17:47
We should make a thread of all the annoying status updates we see so we can rip into them so to ease our FaceSpaz frustration!!
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Tazzy on 11 December 2011, 18:18
i dont get why people make a status as the third person, ie...

(insert name here) thinks she should get on with the housework

1) why tell people you live in a sh!t tip because youre too f*cking lazy to keep your place clean

2) why post it as if someone else thinks you should do it?

argh
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Ninja on 11 December 2011, 18:19
Vdub thinks that facebook is wank.

You mean like that?
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: T_J_G on 11 December 2011, 21:14
I have 201 friends on FB and I know and speak to most of them.

Although it can be some peoples own worst enemy :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Adam on 11 December 2011, 22:24
869 :undecided: Quite a bit and I have done a clear out.

I can honestly say I will chat to each one if I met them in the street. I'm sure 40-50 people on there are from here. Some comical status.
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: SoundillusioN on 11 December 2011, 22:33
Could never be ar5ed with friendface as I felt like most who hate it... I caved this year when I got sick of not being able to see things that I was part of.

"You got those pics from our holiday?"

"Yeah, go on FB!"

grrrrrrrrrrrr

Now I have a phone that makes it less of a chore I use it quite a bit as the direct photo upload is handy, only "friends" with actual friends, family or a select few from here.  :cool:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Sam on 11 December 2011, 23:10
tried to have a kull... got to 'b' and got bored haha  :smiley:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: SoundillusioN on 11 December 2011, 23:17
854  :rolleyes:

have met 99%

have got drunk with about 80%

people who i haven't met are off here  :grin:

Lets keep it that way.   :laugh:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Mitching on 11 December 2011, 23:28
I have 402 friends on FB, I'd say there's only 10 people that I've never met.
I like FB, I use it to find new bands to listen to and follow them, as well as plan stuff with mates.
It's easier than texting/phoning.
Plus I can always see what happened the night before if I can't remember.
Pretty much every photo I'm tagged in I'm pissed.
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Adam on 11 December 2011, 23:35
Pretty much every photo I'm tagged in I'm pissed.

That is just the worst thing ever. Wake up the next morning/afternoon/night to see you have been tagged in 12 pictures with lots of comments..."Oh sh!t" is the first thing that comes into my head right before, "I need to delete these before the missus sees them"... :embarassed:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Diamond Hell on 12 December 2011, 12:58
209 people, all of whom I have met and had meaningful conversations with.

The only person on FB who I hadn't ever met for ages was Jay.  Finally met him a couple of months ago.

My application and game block list is a long one.  :grin:

At the end of the day, it's a tool and it can be good fun.
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: JC on 12 December 2011, 13:57
Pretty much every photo I'm tagged in I'm pissed.

That is just the worst thing ever. Wake up the next morning/afternoon/night to see you have been tagged in 12 pictures with lots of comments..."Oh sh!t" is the first thing that comes into my head right before, "I need to delete these before the missus sees them"... :embarassed:


 :grin:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: GTI:Gibbo on 12 December 2011, 14:18
Pretty much every photo I'm tagged in I'm pissed.

That is just the worst thing ever. Wake up the next morning/afternoon/night to see you have been tagged in 12 pictures with lots of comments..."Oh sh!t" is the first thing that comes into my head right before, "I need to delete these before the missus sees them"... :embarassed:

Had to do that a few times  :lipsrsealed:


 :grin:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Sam on 12 December 2011, 15:15
Pretty much every photo I'm tagged in I'm pissed.

That is just the worst thing ever. Wake up the next morning/afternoon/night to see you have been tagged in 12 pictures with lots of comments..."Oh sh!t" is the first thing that comes into my head right before, "I need to delete these before the missus sees them"... :embarassed:

Had to do that a few times  :lipsrsealed:


 :grin:

'How was last night?'

'Ah, we just had a quiet few in the pub'

que message on phone '....has tagged you in 14 photos'

'Oh good lord - I forgot about that, oh god that too! What the hell, did I? Oh sh!t is that blood?'

 :grin:
Title: Re: FaceSpaz
Post by: Adam on 12 December 2011, 15:22

'How was last night?'

'Ah, we just had a quiet few in the pub'

que message on phone '....has tagged you in 14 photos'

'Oh good lord - I forgot about that, oh god that too! What the hell, did I? Oh sh!t is that blood?'

 :grin:

The recent one for me was "it was a lads night out"...."why we're you and Rob tagged with 6 girls then"