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General => General discussion => Topic started by: clipperjay on 04 December 2011, 19:24
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Okay he is a mate and he has been on business over India for me, and he hooked up with a sexy Indian girl!
I said okay hope she nice? when I first heard about her!
Now I'm a little suspicious when a hot girl finds my mate hot and is into him.
He is an analyst and not what I call savvy, no common sense highly intelligent on paper though.
Anyways he just rang me saying the chick has gone Esta Loco and suing him for false promises and forcing himself on her!
I know for a fact this guy would not do something like that.
So she keeps pestering him saying if he sends her 100K in rupees which is like a couple of grand it will all go away!
LOL I said fu*kin idiot you just got set up.
So he is in a panic about getting sued from India to UK.
I've just said cut any ties completely, black list any contact she has. She proberly is banking on you wanting this to go away quickly
I said mate 2K could have got you a bunch of hookers and you would have got more fun out of it!
Fu*kin idiot :lipsrsealed:
Whats your take on this :grin:
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as title funny as fooooook
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I went to india backpacking a few summers ago... they will do anything to get hold of your cash!
Draft a letter from your 'indian lawer' that sounds very technical with loads of big words with the british embassy address and indian embassy address on the top as the header. You wont hear anything, just mention legal costings of a lost case @ £100 pounds per hour blah blah blah
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How many times has this happened to people ?
One minute you really fancy a nice indian so off you go and get stuck in and the next morning.......
Oh wait a minute :huh:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I can't help but laugh
I kept saying "did you Fk her? Did you? tell me now not your fantasies did you f**k her? "
"eeerr Yes"
Okay you defo been set up for her to let you f**k her :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed:
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I hope she was a good f#ck :grin:
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haha, funny but i bet some people actually pay them to make it go away.
and uruk hai, :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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I went to india backpacking a few summers ago... they will do anything to get hold of your cash!
Draft a letter from your 'indian lawer' that sounds very technical with loads of big words with the british embassy address and indian embassy address on the top as the header. You wont hear anything, just mention legal costings of a lost case @ £100 pounds per hour blah blah blah
Sound advice.
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wait for the next phone call,
hey im pregnant! :laugh:
poor sod, didn't even get any pictures did he? FAIL.
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He has been on the phone to me sh!tting himself again she left a message asking for details so her lawyer can process the suing LOL!!!! I had to say she so upset over what you did to her, that she rings you for information to bring a suit? :huh:
I said listen and listen well!
"Do you think after six months she has a case against you?"
"why has she decided all of a sudden to FK you now?"
"Stop being a dick and blacklist her including changing your mobile number if she bothers you that much!" :kiss:
Geez I love this guy like a little brother, but next time I see him I'm going to cockpunching him! :evil:
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He needs to tell her that lawers ONLY talk to lawers, await call from his :evil:
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best read ever lol and a valid tip for me ( dont ever go to india lol )
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He needs to tell her that lawers ONLY talk to lawers, await call from his :evil:
Yeah we know its not going to go that far Sam :grin:
I forgot to ask when his next STD is up he can't be that stupid :undecided:
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Tell your mate to pass on the details of his lawyer, to her.
http://www.anonymouslawfirm.com/page.php?text_id=News
* This is a spoof law firm website to promote a book. But if you didn't know that, and can't see pass the satire, then it looks genuine.
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Tell your mate to pass on the details of his lawyer, to her.
http://www.anonymouslawfirm.com/page.php?text_id=News
* This is a spoof law firm website to promote a book. But if you didn't know that, and can't see pass the satire, then it looks genuine.
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Haaaa I will Jon I just don't think he has the conkers to pull it off :laugh:
I want to get her email address and let you guys run free with it :evil:
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Get new mobile and forget about other sim/phone number. You can't initiate any thing unless you know where the person lives... She's f**ked for letting him f#ck her :grin: :grin: :grin: