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Title: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 22:09: So, who would you like to punch in the cock, then?

It can be specific, like say Geoff Boycott, the gagging-for-it-renta-yorkie gobsh!te spasmoid twitnonce. Or general, like say, people that stand in queues in metropolitan supermarkets waiting for a till number to be announced, then when one's announced go to another because it's 3 feet less to walk!!!

f**k, they need a Royal Cockpunching

NB: For the purposes of this theoretical survey, women can also get a well-deserved cockpunching

churz, The Doc

(stolen but only coz it's good :wink:)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: justalex81 on 28 November 2011, 22:11: go compare cnut
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 22:12: Quote from: justalex81 on 28 November 2011, 22:11
go compare cnut

Oh f11ck yes he's a right gunt :grin:

Great start :smiley:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 28 November 2011, 22:13: BBC's Huw Edwards.

:angry:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 28 November 2011, 22:15: that woman in the 'wow' thread for a start
that b!tchy camp bloke on i'm a celebrity
simon cowell
my old manager at work
me (i love a bit of pain)
george bush
tony blair
bankers
strikers
Sarah Palin
and anyone else that knows me
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 22:15: This thread is useless without photo's :smiley:

Will be easier to flick through too :smiley:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 28 November 2011, 22:16: oh... one at a time is it - oops! :embarassed:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: justalex81 on 28 November 2011, 22:17: jedward

(http://xfactor-updates.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jedward.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: trog_nfs on 28 November 2011, 22:17: (http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4HdTqKfIHipUxVK0hczR9JqhtEMQ0HnUuBQ4uVpfAh9d-ftTf)
Ricky Gervais
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 22:19: My oh my this is going great - only a matter of time now :grin:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 28 November 2011, 22:20: (http://www.adrants.com/images/CharlotteChurch_low.jpg)

charlotte church
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: topher on 28 November 2011, 22:21: jeremy f*cking kyle.
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 28 November 2011, 22:22: Quote from: Guy on 28 November 2011, 22:20
(http://www.adrants.com/images/CharlotteChurch_low.jpg)

charlotte church

Is that real Guy?

Harsh.
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 28 November 2011, 22:23: Quote from: The Mighty Elvi on 28 November 2011, 22:22
Quote from: Guy on 28 November 2011, 22:20
(http://www.adrants.com/images/CharlotteChurch_low.jpg)

charlotte church

Is that real Guy?

Harsh.

google say yes. she is harsh.

this better?

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/churchBIG1704_468x550.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 22:26: I'd rather fight it than f11ck it :laugh:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 28 November 2011, 22:27: Quote from: Guy on 28 November 2011, 22:23
Quote from: The Mighty Elvi on 28 November 2011, 22:22
Quote from: Guy on 28 November 2011, 22:20
(http://www.adrants.com/images/CharlotteChurch_low.jpg)

charlotte church

Is that real Guy?

Harsh.

google say yes. she is harsh.

Hmm..

Katherine Jenkins would get a Cockpunching way before Church. I used to know here when she worked at Safeway in Neath, and her sister Luara.
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 22:29: This smug little gunt Domonic Littlewood

(http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dom1.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: justalex81 on 28 November 2011, 22:30: (http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/david-walliams-picture.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 28 November 2011, 22:30: Quote from: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 22:29
This smug little gunt Domonic Littlewood

(http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dom1.jpg)

Oh.. Have you "Been Done" then Doc?
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 22:33: Oh and I'd never tire of punching Alan the C11NT Davies in both the Cock and face - tw8t he is :evil:

(http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/alan-davies-tramp.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 22:35: Quote from: The Mighty Elvi on 28 November 2011, 22:30
Quote from: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 22:29
This smug little gunt Domonic Littlewood

(http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dom1.jpg)

Oh.. Have you "Been Done" then Doc?

That's a negative :kiss:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: s-l-i-x on 28 November 2011, 22:47: Piers Morgan.... Would get a right HADOUKEN!! in the c0ck!

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01830/piers-morgan_1830944i.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 28 November 2011, 22:49: most celebritys, 90% of them fall into the "i think im better than you and anything i say is right" catergory.
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jay on 28 November 2011, 22:50: Simon Cowbell - just because :grin:

Quote from: mcgee9t2 on 28 November 2011, 22:49
most celebritys, 90% of them fall into the "i think im better than you and anything i say is right" catergory.

Really? :huh:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jack3559 on 28 November 2011, 22:54: (http://www.tvthrong.co.uk/files/u1985/Cher-lloyd%20swagger%20jagger.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 28 November 2011, 22:55: Quote from: Jay on 28 November 2011, 22:50
Quote from: mcgee9t2 on 28 November 2011, 22:49
most celebritys, 90% of them fall into the "i think im better than you and anything i say is right" catergory.

Really? :huh:
actually 90% is a bit high, its proberbly abot 50%, the less tallented celebritys that think there the biggest thing going
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jack3559 on 28 November 2011, 23:06: Not to mention these 3 from taking a legitimate genre from the 90's and naming their shÃ¯t after it:

(http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/pete-wentz-richie-400a031607.jpg)
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/081208/gerard_way.jpg)
(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/-Brendon-Urie-brendon-urie-1035135_403_538.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jord_GTI on 28 November 2011, 23:11: Christiano Ronaldo

(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/suwarnaadi/cristianoRonaldoHairstyle8.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 23:14: Quote from: Jord_GTI on 28 November 2011, 23:11
Christiano Ronaldo

Indeed I'd get cockknocker to do that fatherless son :grin:

(http://api.ning.com/files/gMCmy38v-lNAr2RSlXJB3bWzUrzgpHDNr8kzSFTkwqsLrVlKhsBd5aTlzvRh-hHJAzy2T940ojhmhHcxAW4jMXd0gRRaYIGY/cockknocker1ll.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 28 November 2011, 23:25: Prety much Everyone off towie and the likes
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 28 November 2011, 23:27: (http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRD9w-ao6I-DY_qfKTlyWNFEO4LVnNNhvWfBk28cx4UcZhBeEKuORfH815i)

&

(http://www.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2010/6/JustinBieber.png)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jord_GTI on 28 November 2011, 23:37: Now that's some child abuse I don't mind :grin:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: boneybradley on 28 November 2011, 23:39: people, there all c*nts!! :smiley:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 23:39: Quote from: Jord_GTI on 28 November 2011, 23:37
Now that's some child abuse I don't mind :grin:

So tempted to have that as my new in sig quote :grin:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Bellend on 28 November 2011, 23:41: One of my bosses needs a huge cockpunching and very nearly received it on Friday. If it wasn't me that gave him it, woulda been his missus. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jord_GTI on 28 November 2011, 23:43: Quote from: The Doc on 28 November 2011, 23:39
Quote from: Jord_GTI on 28 November 2011, 23:37
Now that's some child abuse I don't mind :grin:

So tempted to have that as my new in sig quote :grin:

:grin: :grin: :grin:

Joey Barton anyone?

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01551/Joey_Barton_1551012c.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: boneybradley on 28 November 2011, 23:43: Quote from: Bellend on 28 November 2011, 23:41

this one!!!
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Bellend on 28 November 2011, 23:48: Quote from: boneybradley on 28 November 2011, 23:43
Quote from: Bellend on 28 November 2011, 23:41

this one!!!

Waiting for it............

So, would we have to punch you in the head then? :tongue: :grin: :wink:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 29 November 2011, 00:13: (http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0810/stupid-people-stupid-people-demotivational-poster-1222954439.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: jockgti on 29 November 2011, 00:31: this little fooker

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHndIHYEtPYrZFRJ0FUfNm9FHBZL5Rz6lRsGbaWQVPqlUV2zZd)

this little gay leprechaun shagging pr1ck

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSRue8MrmsymFC2WN_9NedoAEffRelYo50Z4A_ljaflBs-nSvhfIA)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Thom89 on 29 November 2011, 00:36: My Brother in law!

Thom
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Dan_GTi8v on 29 November 2011, 01:54: the 'loose women' presenters
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Sam on 29 November 2011, 02:12: Whoever installed the crazy amount of Gastos on the A1 between Berwick and Edinburgh :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Dan_GTi8v on 29 November 2011, 02:17: the mk3 haters! :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Thom89 on 29 November 2011, 02:18: :grin: :grin:

Thom
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Mitching on 29 November 2011, 05:03: (http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2010/09/peterwolf-bono-11.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 29 November 2011, 06:23: Quote from: Dan_GTi8v on 29 November 2011, 01:54
the 'loose women' presenters

+1

Quote from: jockgti on 29 November 2011, 00:31
this little fooker

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHndIHYEtPYrZFRJ0FUfNm9FHBZL5Rz6lRsGbaWQVPqlUV2zZd)

Somebody beat you too it :grin:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: R32UK on 29 November 2011, 07:38: I knew my time would eventually come

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_I7rSe6rzIXw/TYR42b202DI/AAAAAAAAD7U/P2WGWVWkPjk/SAF%5B4%5D.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 29 November 2011, 07:41: (http://home.spilledbagofice.com/wp-content/uploads/home.spilledbagofice.com/2011/05/spambot2.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: RandomJord on 29 November 2011, 08:35: Quote from: Dan_GTi8v on 29 November 2011, 01:54
the 'loose women' presenters

Careful.. might lose your arm up there!
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: justalex81 on 29 November 2011, 09:13: cher lloyd
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_viEZdyVVdZM/TLRbag3fuUI/AAAAAAAAADg/pbDEuiVi-ew/s1600/cher-lloyd-tattoo.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: justalex81 on 29 November 2011, 09:20: These talentless pieces of sh1t need to die let alone a cock punch!

(http://web.orange.co.uk/images/ice/monkeymusic/the_wanted.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 29 November 2011, 10:18: Celine Dion

(http://cdn03.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/27/celine-dion.jpg)

Falcon punch!!

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/002/361/demotivational-posters-falcon-punch.jpg?1242562268)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jack3559 on 29 November 2011, 10:32: Quote from: justalex81 on 29 November 2011, 09:13
cher lloyd
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_viEZdyVVdZM/TLRbag3fuUI/AAAAAAAAADg/pbDEuiVi-ew/s1600/cher-lloyd-tattoo.jpg)

Twice in one thread! She deserves it...
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 29 November 2011, 10:56: (http://topsportracing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Sebastian-Vettel-RBR.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: trog_nfs on 29 November 2011, 11:34: (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_nIbkc5OX3Jj1v5pvq3SI628M-ox1cs46UhurpXcnQa4R3o05)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: jockgti on 29 November 2011, 11:57: michele bubbles
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFr3xQkBPtWc4yAVZ9mIjpPL9MvHXzYcQkOqFw1hlNjtGgFn1k)

quite possibly the most annoying cun7 on the planet
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUhQfDXMd58I3CO97NevMRhqGDG_0sE4C8ewym5k2Yvb5tBAdGiQ)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: jimbooboo on 29 November 2011, 12:06: Every f**k*r esle on the m1 and m62 between 8:00 and 9:00 apart from me..

Just f**k off and let me get to work..
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: jimbooboo on 29 November 2011, 12:06: Every f**k*r esle on the m1 and m62 between 8:00 and 9:00 apart from me..

Just f**k off and let me get to work..
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 29 November 2011, 13:01: people who post the same reply twice :grin: :kiss:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: jimbooboo on 29 November 2011, 13:02: Quote from: mcgee9t2 on 29 November 2011, 13:01
people who post the same reply twice :grin: :kiss:

people who post about people who post the same reply twice! :evil:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 29 November 2011, 13:18: Max Clifford.....

(http://bluesky-pr.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/MaxClifford-300x257.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 29 November 2011, 15:47: anyone using a phone while driving who isn't handsfree

that annoying little twerp with a cigar who is some kind of boxing/sports promoter
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jack3559 on 29 November 2011, 15:57: Quote from: Guy on 29 November 2011, 15:47
anyone using a phone while driving who isn't handsfree

that annoying little twerp with a cigar who is some kind of boxing/sports promoter

(http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/5/59/LuciusSweet.gif)

???
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 29 November 2011, 15:59: no not Don King... he's a british mockney chav w@nker with a cigar.. just can't think of his name :embarassed:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Sam on 29 November 2011, 16:14: Quote from: Guy on 29 November 2011, 15:59
no not Don King... he's a british mockney chav w@nker with a cigar.. just can't think of his name :embarassed:

the darts bloke? aka bobby george?
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 29 November 2011, 16:20: Quote from: caistor_bmx on 29 November 2011, 16:14
Quote from: Guy on 29 November 2011, 15:59
no not Don King... he's a british mockney chav w@nker with a cigar.. just can't think of his name :embarassed:

the darts bloke? aka bobby george?

nope. his name could be Frank somethingorrather
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 29 November 2011, 16:57: Just found this :grin:

Linky: http://annoying c u n t s.co.uk/
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 29 November 2011, 17:10: Quote from: Guy on 29 November 2011, 16:20
Quote from: caistor_bmx on 29 November 2011, 16:14
Quote from: Guy on 29 November 2011, 15:59
no not Don King... he's a british mockney chav w@nker with a cigar.. just can't think of his name :embarassed:

the darts bloke? aka bobby george?

nope. his name could be Frank somethingorrather

Eric "Monster" Hall.

He's a Football Agent. Him?
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 29 November 2011, 17:18: (http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/prot3_1162375a.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 29 November 2011, 17:22: (http://www.moneymad.org/Previous/Robert_Mugabe_Barclays.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: leigh_harty on 29 November 2011, 17:30: Yes im aware of his current status but ill find a way!

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/leigh_harty/jimmy_saville_470x347.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: justalex81 on 29 November 2011, 17:42: i'd put a bullet in him, then i'd cock punch him

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00796/gary-Glitter_796955c.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: leigh_harty on 29 November 2011, 17:47: Dead man cock punching :evil:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: RandomJord on 29 November 2011, 18:17: Cnuts that go from the back of the queue to the front when they open another till at the supermarket.

Then look really arsey when I polite ask them to get the FCUK.

This is Britain, we wait out turn, if we didn't we'd be like those savage mainlanders
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Uruk Hai on 29 November 2011, 18:25: Just a few to be going on with !

(http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/6808/parliament000.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/818/parliament000.jpg/)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jimble on 29 November 2011, 18:28: Quote from: Guy on 29 November 2011, 16:20
Quote from: caistor_bmx on 29 November 2011, 16:14
Quote from: Guy on 29 November 2011, 15:59
no not Don King... he's a british mockney chav w@nker with a cigar.. just can't think of his name :embarassed:

the darts bloke? aka bobby george?

nope. his name could be Frank somethingorrather
Frank Warren?
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: RandomJord on 29 November 2011, 18:29: Quote from: Jimble on 29 November 2011, 18:28
Quote from: Guy on 29 November 2011, 16:20
Quote from: caistor_bmx on 29 November 2011, 16:14
Quote from: Guy on 29 November 2011, 15:59
no not Don King... he's a british mockney chav w@nker with a cigar.. just can't think of his name :embarassed:

the darts bloke? aka bobby george?

nope. his name could be Frank somethingorrather
Frank Warren?

Frank Butcher?
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Tucky on 29 November 2011, 18:31: The writer from eastenders for writeing in a character who f**king wasnt even there in thew beging twit (the new branning brother =s Douche bag )
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Luke1981 on 29 November 2011, 20:19: (http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x461/ljl1981/Pairoftwits.jpg)

Need I say more!!!
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 29 November 2011, 20:20: Am I the only one that can't see who this is? :undecided:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Luke1981 on 29 November 2011, 20:21: Ha Ha,

It was supposed to be a picture of Cherie and Tony Blair!!
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: justalex81 on 29 November 2011, 20:35: Quote from: ljl1981 on 29 November 2011, 20:21
Ha Ha,

It was supposed to be a picture of Cherie and Tony Blair!!

well it isn't. get out! :grin:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Luke1981 on 29 November 2011, 20:39: Quote from: justalex81 on 29 November 2011, 20:35
Quote from: ljl1981 on 29 November 2011, 20:21
Ha Ha,

It was supposed to be a picture of Cherie and Tony Blair!!

well it isn't. get out! :grin:

I'll close the door on the way out :cry:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: MrBounce on 29 November 2011, 20:51: Smug w**ker Jools Holland

(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/MrBounce38/722.jpg)

Katona

(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/MrBounce38/Kerry-Katona2.jpg)

Danny "The C0ck" Dyer

(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s353/MrBounce38/Danny_Dyer_resized.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 29 November 2011, 20:57: Quote from: The Mighty Elvi on 29 November 2011, 17:10
Quote from: Guy on 29 November 2011, 16:20
Quote from: caistor_bmx on 29 November 2011, 16:14
Quote from: Guy on 29 November 2011, 15:59
no not Don King... he's a british mockney chav w@nker with a cigar.. just can't think of his name :embarassed:

the darts bloke? aka bobby george?

nope. his name could be Frank somethingorrather

Eric "Monster" Hall.

He's a Football Agent. Him?

yes....

(http://www.celebagents.co.uk/images/pics/erichall1.jpg)

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 29 November 2011, 20:59: and danny dyer would get more than a cockpunching... beating with a baseball bat.. stupid mockney wan(http://)ker
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: clipperjay on 29 November 2011, 20:59: Who ever made internet explorer 8 :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jay on 30 November 2011, 07:48: Quote from: clipperjay on 29 November 2011, 20:59
Who ever made internet explorer 8 :lipsrsealed:

:grin:

And anyone who scams anyone on any thing. Ever. Big old cock punch for them.
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Guy on 30 November 2011, 08:56: (http://lauramartinexploreproccess.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/chavs1.jpg?w=400&h=310)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jay on 30 November 2011, 09:46: Today's strikers :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: clipperjay on 30 November 2011, 09:50: Agreed I have both little ones with me today cartoons and books all day for us! :rolleyes:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Dan_GTi8v on 30 November 2011, 13:01: people who outbid you in the last few seconds of an ebay auction!
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: clipperjay on 30 November 2011, 15:54: Quote from: Dan_GTi8v on 30 November 2011, 13:01
people who outbid you in the last few seconds of an ebay auction!
Why Dan I do not understand what you say :tongue:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: patc on 30 November 2011, 16:38: Quote from: Jay on 30 November 2011, 09:46
Today's strikers :lipsrsealed:

My cock is ready for you :laugh:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 30 November 2011, 16:41: Quote from: patc on 30 November 2011, 16:38
Quote from: Jay on 30 November 2011, 09:46
Today's strikers :lipsrsealed:

My cock is ready for you :laugh:

Really?

:shocked:

Clearly you've not understood this. :grin:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 30 November 2011, 16:45: (http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/mebeard.jpg)

:grin: :grin: :grin: :kiss:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 30 November 2011, 16:58: Ok. It's like that is it then Mr Wherry?

:kiss:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 30 November 2011, 17:09: Quote from: The Mighty Elvi on 30 November 2011, 16:58
Ok. It's like that is it then Mr Wherry?

:kiss:

Of course not! :kiss: :grin:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: clipperjay on 30 November 2011, 17:26: Quote from: VR6_Wherry on 30 November 2011, 16:45
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/mebeard.jpg)

:grin: :grin: :grin: :kiss:

I wasn't scared of you before Jon :laugh:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 30 November 2011, 17:30: Well at least you don't fancy me like Mr Wherry.

:tongue:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: clipperjay on 30 November 2011, 17:31: :laugh: thats the other thread asspunching :rolleyes:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 01 December 2011, 09:48: Quote from: The Mighty Elvi on 30 November 2011, 17:30
Well at least you don't fancy me like Mr Wherry.

:tongue:

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :tongue:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 01 December 2011, 15:10: People who put items up for sale then dont answer pms
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 02 December 2011, 19:19: Right now, Mrs Doc :evil:
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Post by: dom on 02 December 2011, 19:29: Quote from: The Doc on 02 December 2011, 19:19
Right now, Mrs Doc :evil:

:lipsrsealed: :grin:

Tim Westwood:

(http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2010/2/9/tim-westwood-pic-getty-images-133298722.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jord_GTI on 02 December 2011, 19:30: Quote from: The Doc on 02 December 2011, 19:19
Right now, Mrs Doc :evil:

Here you go sir :grin: :grin:

(http://www.just-booze.co.uk/images/products/thumbnails/Stella-Artois.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: s-l-i-x on 02 December 2011, 19:41: (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/07/article-1042504-023BE8170000044D-47_468x329.jpg)
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 02 December 2011, 20:21: Quote from: dom069 on 02 December 2011, 19:29
Quote from: The Doc on 02 December 2011, 19:19
Right now, Mrs Doc :evil:

:lipsrsealed: :grin:

Tim Westwood:

(http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2010/2/9/tim-westwood-pic-getty-images-133298722.jpg)

Isn't that Kells?
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 07 December 2011, 09:02: Nick for being late in the morning.....

.....Adam for being late in the afternoon

:grin:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Rhyso on 07 December 2011, 09:39: The Doc for putting ideas in my head :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 07 December 2011, 09:43: AUDI for fitting DPFs that need removing :wink:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Rhyso on 08 December 2011, 10:14: I think Doc will be nominating myself very shortly :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:kiss:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 08 December 2011, 10:15: Rhyso the Semi-Welsh tw8t
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Rhyso on 08 December 2011, 10:17: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 08 December 2011, 10:18: Semi-Welsh.

What's the other half?
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Rhyso on 08 December 2011, 10:18: Quote from: The Mighty Elvi on 08 December 2011, 10:18
Semi-Welsh.

What's the other half?

Dunno; think he's trying to insult me by implying I'm only half Welsh :rolleyes:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 08 December 2011, 10:24: Quote from: Rhyso on 08 December 2011, 10:18
Quote from: The Mighty Elvi on 08 December 2011, 10:18
Semi-Welsh.

What's the other half?

Dunno; think he's trying to insult me by implying I'm only half Welsh :rolleyes:

Better to be half Welsh than the Full English, or something else... N'est-ce pas?

:lipsrsealed:

:grin:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: The Doc on 08 December 2011, 10:28: If you can't "speak a da lingo" your no Welchman, your just a.....

:grin:
Title: Re: So then, Who needs a good Cockpunching?
Post by: Jay on 08 December 2011, 13:42: The c#nts at Tesco Home delivery who rung my mobile when I was in an on-air radio studio first thing this morning :laugh: I only popped in for 2 minutes quickly and they managed to call just as I got round by the mic's! c'nts. No body calls me, ever, at 8am!