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Model specific boards => Golf mk6 => Topic started by: The Doc on 23 November 2011, 20:59

Title: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 23 November 2011, 20:59
My car, otherwise, is fully loaded.

Hmmm fully loaded apart from the most expensive options

Leather
DSG
Xenons
Sunroof
Metallic paint

Oh and do you have

Lux pack
Winter pack
Auto park
Colour MFD
Cruise
DAB
Rear view camera
Dynaudio
5 doors

Oh and if it's not factory it's not not counted, so there goes your

Sat nav
Phone kit
What else?

It's just a bog standard red golf really with nice suspension.

 :kiss:
Title: Fully Loaded
Post by: am1w on 23 November 2011, 21:03
Unfortunately, your's is a Diesel. Not enough packs to assist it.

I've got all the packs and more.

Title: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 23 November 2011, 21:09
It's nothing like fully loaded and you keep saying your GIT doesn't hold a candle to you wife soot chucker So stop chatting excrement :grin:

Oh and my soot chucker would eat your low spec GIT for breakfast  :kiss:

What exactly does your red golf have over standard - not the bits you've glued on either  :wink:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Steve30 on 23 November 2011, 21:19
On here its fully loaded if its got Xenons & Lux pack  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 23 November 2011, 21:21
On here its fully loaded if its got Xenons & Lux pack  :laugh:

If it's red don't you mean....
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 23 November 2011, 21:23
On here its fully loaded if its got Xenons & Lux pack  :laugh:

Ha ha OP doesn't even have the Xenons  :grin:

I think the most I've spet on extra's on a factory order was a Merc E320 cdi that I bought a few years back, I spent in excess of £12500 on extra spec, it was a lot of spec but still not what I'd describe as fully loaded.
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: am1w on 23 November 2011, 21:38
Ladies, play with yourselves.
I have dinner waiting.

Goodnight.
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 23 November 2011, 21:46
Ladies, play with yourselves.
I have dinner waiting.

Goodnight.

You having a fully loaded meal?  :grin:

(http://thewelchblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/chicken_fullyloadedbox.jpg)
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Rhyso on 23 November 2011, 21:46
Ladies, play with yourselves.
I have dinner waiting.

Goodnight.

Is the dinner fully loaded or did you forget to order the side dishes?
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 23 November 2011, 21:49
Ladies, play with yourselves.
I have dinner waiting.

Goodnight.

Is the dinner fully loaded or did you forget to order the side dishes?

And the desert? Did you dress first?
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Horney on 23 November 2011, 22:03
What exactly does your red golf have over standard - not the bits you've glued on either  :wink:

Don't forget all the dents and extra paint it's had!

Nick
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 23 November 2011, 22:04
Ladies, play with yourselves.
I have dinner waiting.

Goodnight.

You having a fully loaded meal?  :grin:

(http://thewelchblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/chicken_fullyloadedbox.jpg)

 :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Will@carbon on 23 November 2011, 22:10
Boss.
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 23 November 2011, 22:11
Yes.
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: jv on 23 November 2011, 22:16
Craig:
The OP was trying to hit on a new forum member and impress them, please do not interupt and make them feel small.

Steve:
See above.

Alex:
The OP has stated many hundreds of times that red is the only colour and that they own the almighty righteous high ground on this matter.

Rhys:
The OP's microwave just went ding.

Nick:
The extra paint adds to the fully loadedness. The car now carries more paint than it started with.

Will:
What does that add but more confusion?


This must need to be a sticky thread! It's outrageous, how will this ever be found ever, ever again? FFS.
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: am1w on 23 November 2011, 22:20
It's a veritable feeding frenzy of the mods and their lackies. How quaint.
Dinner was high spec and not fully loaded. This thread was the sweet.
Goodnight and sweet dreams.
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 23 November 2011, 22:20
Non-Teflon it is then  :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Guy on 23 November 2011, 22:24
 :grin: @ this thread!
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: dom on 23 November 2011, 23:14
 :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 24 November 2011, 08:10
Ladies, play with yourselves.
I have dinner waiting.

Goodnight.

You having a fully loaded meal?  :grin:

(http://thewelchblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/chicken_fullyloadedbox.jpg)

 :grin: :grin: :grin:


I bet you don't mind this being a sticky?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 24 November 2011, 08:22

I bet you don't mind this being a sticky?  :rolleyes:

Nope not at all  :grin:

Although can you please change that box meal... the chicken at the back doesnt quite match up with the other chicken, and I can definately make out a colour difference.

Also the drink looks over filled and without my acc I am definately going to spill it on the way home.

Not to mention that the std box meal doesnt sound anywhere near as good as my custom meal I designed that is far superior to any other meal I have heard of :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 24 November 2011, 08:26
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm170/MeSuhsie/har%20har/i-lol-d.jpg)
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Guy on 24 November 2011, 08:52

I bet you don't mind this being a sticky?  :rolleyes:

Nope not at all  :grin:

Although can you please change that box meal... the chicken at the back doesnt quite match up with the other chicken, and I can definately make out a colour difference.

Also the drink looks over filled and without my acc I am definately going to spill it on the way home.

Not to mention that the std box meal doesnt sound anywhere near as good as my custom meal I designed that is far superior to any other meal I have heard of :lipsrsealed:

 :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: JC on 24 November 2011, 09:30
Just doubled the order of popcorn, could be a long one this  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: dubber36 on 24 November 2011, 09:55
You've gotta love this place  :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 24 November 2011, 10:33
You've gotta love this place  :grin: :grin:

fully loaded and never fails to deliver  :cool:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Mr_F on 24 November 2011, 11:49
What do people think to the KFC Optimax Oreo Krushem?

Improve the performance?
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: PenguinGTI on 24 November 2011, 15:46
As a complete aside to this thread... I do like the new Milkybar Krushem  :tongue:

Back on topic...


... well all I can say is " :grin:"
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: dubber36 on 24 November 2011, 15:51
We've not heard from the OP. I do hope he's not suffering with indigestion.
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: am1w on 24 November 2011, 17:05
We've not heard from the OP. I do hope he's not suffering with indigestion.

I am suffering with it today due to the medication (fully loaded) as a result of major shoulder surgery.
A 'Get Well' card would be most welcome especially from you.
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: dubber36 on 24 November 2011, 17:08
I'm off to Moonpig right away.

Can other members help me with a design please?
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 24 November 2011, 18:59
I'm off to Moonpig right away.

Can other members help me with a design please?

Pink car on front with little twinkle lights to look like xenons, loads of messed up red paint on the back, distorted speaker in the middle blurting out "get well soon", a couple of dents on the top edge of the card, all delivered on some nice acc bubble wrap so it has a safe spongy journey getting there!

A job well done i would say  :cool:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: JC on 24 November 2011, 19:06
I'm off to Moonpig right away.

Can other members help me with a design please?

Pink car on front with little twinkle lights to look like xenons, loads of messed up red paint on the back, distorted speaker in the middle blurting out "get well soon", a couple of dents on the top edge of the card, all delivered on some nice acc bubble wrap so it has a safe spongy journey getting there!

A job well done i would say  :cool:

bit like this then

(http://i884.photobucket.com/albums/ac50/am1w/IMG00225-20110603-1947-1.jpg)

 :smug:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 24 November 2011, 19:08
Perfect mate, exactly like that - wish we could have that caption on the calendar  :grin:

(http://www.piz18.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Get-Well-Soon002.jpg)
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 24 November 2011, 19:47
evil evil man mr chuff*  :lipsrsealed:












*thats what happens when vauxhall oil leaks into your veins  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Guy on 24 November 2011, 21:56
I'm off to Moonpig right away.

Can other members help me with a design please?

Pink car on front with little twinkle lights to look like xenons, loads of messed up red paint on the back, distorted speaker in the middle blurting out "get well soon", a couple of dents on the top edge of the card, all delivered on some nice acc bubble wrap so it has a safe spongy journey getting there!

A job well done i would say  :cool:

bit like this then

(http://i884.photobucket.com/albums/ac50/am1w/IMG00225-20110603-1947-1.jpg)

 :smug:

you guys are thoughtful  :smiley:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: jv on 24 November 2011, 23:04
(http://www.localriding.com/image-files/fall-off-horse-5.jpg)
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: JC on 25 November 2011, 10:29
evil evil man mr chuff*  :lipsrsealed:












*thats what happens when vauxhall oil leaks into your veins  :laugh:

Nah, I have always been a Cnut , apparently  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 25 November 2011, 10:59
Nah, I have always been a Cnut , apparently  :laugh:

Looks like there is a old new challenger to your thrown  :lipsrsealed: :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Steve30 on 25 November 2011, 12:24
He's very quiet WTF are you , got nothing to say all of a sudden ??? :laugh:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: dubber36 on 25 November 2011, 12:33
I gather he's had an operation. I hope he's not in a hospital ward in the next bed to George Michael. We wouldn't want him to catch what he's probably really in for.

Did any one else think it a coincidence that the day George Michael gets rushed in with pheumonia, was the 20th anniversary of Freddie Mercury turning up his toes?
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 25 November 2011, 13:47
He's very quiet WTF are you , got nothing to say all of a sudden ??? :laugh:

Just a shame it wont last really  :undecided:


probably just reading  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Steve30 on 25 November 2011, 14:51
He's very quiet WTF are you , got nothing to say all of a sudden ??? :laugh:

Just a shame it wont last really  :undecided:


probably just reading  :lipsrsealed:

Probably out testing the Buggati veryon somewhere  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: dubber36 on 25 November 2011, 16:00
I reckon in all the confusion, he's lost his thesaurus.

Brace yourselves for when he finds it again.
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: JC on 25 November 2011, 17:56
Nah, I have always been a Cnut , apparently  :laugh:

Looks like there is a old new challenger to your thrown  :lipsrsealed: :grin:

not a chance, even vwkev tried and failed  :lipsrsealed:

He's very quiet WTF are you , got nothing to say all of a sudden ??? :laugh:

he forget his witty reply, its an age thing  :wink:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: PenguinGTI on 25 November 2011, 18:01
I wouldn't be surprised if a "fully loaded" Tornado Red GTI popped up for sale in the London area because of you lot  :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 25 November 2011, 18:04
I wouldn't be surprised if a "fully loaded" Tornado Red GTI popped up for sale in the London area because of you lot  :grin:

Wouldnt touch it with a barge pole  :laugh:

May be I should start a new thread "Stay away from the red GTI" and make it a sticky  :kiss:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: JC on 25 November 2011, 18:05
I wouldn't be surprised if a "fully loaded" Tornado Red GTI popped up for sale in the London area because of you lot  :grin:

can just see the add now,

never had paint  :lipsrsealed:

every possbile extra

 :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: PenguinGTI on 25 November 2011, 18:12
I wouldn't be surprised if a "fully loaded" Tornado Red GTI popped up for sale in the London area because of you lot  :grin:

Wouldnt touch it with a barge pole  :laugh:

May be I should start a new thread "Stay away from the red GTI" and make it a sticky  :kiss:

Aint nowt wrong with Red GTI's  :wink:

And as for touching it with a barge pole, I don't think you'd need to. Between the bumper and roof I think every bin-man in London has had a go  :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 25 November 2011, 18:14
Don't forget the oem stitching on the seat.....
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: JC on 25 November 2011, 18:19
I wouldn't be surprised if a "fully loaded" Tornado Red GTI popped up for sale in the London area because of you lot  :grin:

Wouldnt touch it with a barge pole  :laugh:

May be I should start a new thread "Stay away from the red GTI" and make it a sticky  :kiss:

Aint nowt wrong with Red GTI's  :wink:

And as for touching it with a barge pole, I don't think you'd need to. Between the bumper and roof I think every bin-man in London has had a go  :grin:

Don't forget the oem stitching on the seat.....

(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/chuffs69/haha2.gif)
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 25 November 2011, 18:20
Don't forget the oem stitching on the seat.....

haha... forgot about that!

sewfast ftw!!
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Horney on 25 November 2011, 18:20
I'm sure it got some marks on the glass as well didn't it? Sounds a bit of a shed to be honest.

nick
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: PenguinGTI on 25 November 2011, 18:23
Well my shed has the same coloured panels all round.

Maybe we should send him a "Get well card" and some Ronseal  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: JC on 25 November 2011, 18:24
ronseal, tw4t, i have wasting alcohol and my screen covered in desperado's now  :evil:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 25 November 2011, 18:25
 :grin:

that reminds me whatever happend to putty... putty used to fix everything  :undecided:


Asker... put some putty on your xmas list  :cool:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: PenguinGTI on 25 November 2011, 18:28
Can't beat a Desperado's.
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: simonpolly on 25 November 2011, 18:31
Don't forget the infamous cargo net :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 25 November 2011, 18:36
or the special gear knob  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Horney on 25 November 2011, 18:51
He has a special knob? I've heard it all now!

Nick
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Guy on 26 November 2011, 17:50
He has a special knob? I've heard it all now!

Nick

tis a fully loaded knob!   :wink:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: RandomJord on 27 November 2011, 20:45
I have clearly missed..... So so much!

Love that there was a VWkev reference in there
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 27 November 2011, 20:50
I have clearly missed..... So so much!

Love that there was a VWkev reference in there

Kev is back! although in much smaller doses than previously... which is a shame really! Used to keep things lively round here :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: RandomJord on 27 November 2011, 20:57
No way!

I'll have to visit more often  :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 27 November 2011, 21:01
And he was f u n n y
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Steve30 on 27 November 2011, 23:39
Where are you gone over to the Merc forum ? Stop hiding show us your knob :sick:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 10 December 2011, 07:35
Where are you gone over to the Merc forum ? Stop hiding show us your knob :sick:

Back from the dead... i couldnt resist!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHTwQd1881Y&feature=related

 :cool:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 11 December 2011, 08:34
Where are you gone over to the Merc forum ? Stop hiding show us your knob :sick:

Back from the dead... i couldnt resist!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHTwQd1881Y&feature=related

 :cool:

My iPad says no  :sad:

Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: JC on 11 December 2011, 08:53
Where are you gone over to the Merc forum ? Stop hiding show us your knob :sick:

Back from the dead... i couldnt resist!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHTwQd1881Y&feature=related

 :cool:

My iPad says no  :sad:



your Ipad needs a good kicking then  :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: KennyGTI on 11 December 2011, 09:26
Bet include my iPhone aswell   :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 11 December 2011, 11:53
Come on R32 spill the beans  :smiley:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: JC on 11 December 2011, 11:59
try this link then, same person and song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1A_uSEjTIQ

 :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 11 December 2011, 13:37
iPhone says no (again)

I'll fire up my pc when I get home ;-)
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Jimble on 11 December 2011, 13:47
A lot of youtube links on here don't seem to work just lately, dunno why. :huh:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 11 December 2011, 21:49
Bjork is a loony  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 11 December 2011, 21:58
Bjork is a loony  :laugh:

but atleast she is still around unlike some one  :laugh:


..well not really  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: JC on 14 December 2011, 07:52
I think this is what R32 is really thinking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_-UiAwEgbQ

 :kiss:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 14 December 2011, 10:46
I think this is what R32 is really thinking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_-UiAwEgbQ

 :kiss:

ulaaah laa laa laaah!!  :laugh:

you can be pretty sure of what Im thinking after watching that  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: GolfTi on 14 December 2011, 19:56
Has somebody been upsetting Asker?
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Jimble on 14 December 2011, 21:14
Who? :grin:
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: Horney on 14 December 2011, 22:09
Has he gone?
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 14 December 2011, 23:26
No
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: The Doc on 14 December 2011, 23:49
am1w - Last Active: December 13, 2011, 18:23

Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: dubber36 on 15 December 2011, 08:07
You'd think if he was going to be snooping around, he'd do it incognito.
Title: Re: Fully Loaded
Post by: R32UK on 16 December 2011, 18:44
You'd think if he was going to be snooping around, he'd do it incognito.

 :grin: :grin:

he will be back! i would bet my mk6 bottle opener on it!!