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Title: The things women talk about in private
Post by: Jay on 13 November 2011, 22:18: So my wife was on FB on a private group and started laughing at one of the posts, she was wetting herself with laughter and had to tell me why...

The short of it was a woman friend has a sore back and got her hubby to rub it, he then said she should get on all four to stretch her back and he can rub it while she's stretching it (you can already see where this is going can't you? :huh: ), no sooner has she got on all four he's gone and stuck his c0ck up her 'foofoo' as she called it and giving her one. Some of the comments are priceless :grin:

She posted up a poll asking if he's a "C0ck", "Chancer" or "just f**king Roger" (Roger is his name) - so I'm asking the above questions because I find it hard to believe that a normal woman could have
1) taken it without a fight or argument, given she had back pain
b) she's got to have a bucket for it to have slipped in that easy
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: Jord_GTI on 13 November 2011, 22:26: (http://image.aimoo.com/667c3f5a-e4f0-4cf8-9c09-c3f2df445d36/NewType/5d9d4456-6611-4c53-a5fd-811d7fc36da0/2010812253270.jpg)

Hotdog. Hallway.
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: Ant1981 on 13 November 2011, 22:26: Bucket minge.
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: admc6 on 13 November 2011, 22:28: +1
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: Jord_GTI on 13 November 2011, 22:32: (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_k07pirzBU34/S7cfNlTyCTI/AAAAAAAAENs/b5PWC1H7gnI/s400/SMALL_thingy.jpg)
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: mumbles on 14 November 2011, 13:29: Should really be allowed to give multiple answers on this one.... :grin:
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: Jay on 14 November 2011, 13:38: I was going too, but then remembered what forum I was posting on and knew it would have ended up being 50/50 with Wizards sleeve and sopping wet :grin:
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: mumbles on 14 November 2011, 13:44: Quote from: Jay on 14 November 2011, 13:38
I was going too, but then remembered what forum I was posting on and knew it would have ended up being 50/50 with Wizards sleeve and sopping wet :grin:

:grin:

I bet the guy had Marin Gaye on in the background. Nothing like the sweet subliminal messages of "let's get it on" and "sexual healing" :grin:
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: Jay on 14 November 2011, 14:09: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: raptorSE on 14 November 2011, 14:10: I said sopping wet good girl :laugh:
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Post by: ortega277 on 14 November 2011, 15:26: Mincey pocket
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: tshirt2k on 14 November 2011, 15:31: Quote from: Jord_GTI on 13 November 2011, 22:32
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_k07pirzBU34/S7cfNlTyCTI/AAAAAAAAENs/b5PWC1H7gnI/s400/SMALL_thingy.jpg)

Gotta be.
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: Khare on 14 November 2011, 16:24: Have tried this tactic, more than once a month.

Enemy counter attacked, on most occasions.

Enemy was did not like if enemy was not interested.
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: Jay on 16 November 2011, 19:47: Definitely Khare, I'd have woke up missing a week :grin:

Something MY missus asked on her FB group:
"Right as BJ's was mentioned in a post LOL who gives them and who don't!"

The possibly answers:
"Yes"
"No"
"Inbetween - but don't take the sperm juice"

The best reply she showed me was the girl that 'got taken advantage of but clearly was up for it with her wizards sleave and piny thingy husband"

"I actually enjoy it and am a bit addicted, roger is a lucky boy and i keep reminding him....maybe one day he will take the hint and do all of the jobs he is meant to be doing!"

blah blah doesn't taste nice, chocolate tastes better etc etc

then this woman pipes up again!

" its more yummy than chocolate :) "

I feel sorry for this other womans bloke "Really *****! I would rather sticker stick blunt knives in my eyes. I dont even like him going down on me - yawn!!! Lol" :grin: :grin: :grin:

That's all she let me read :sad:
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: cняis on 16 November 2011, 19:53: Quote from: Jay on 16 November 2011, 19:47
Definitely Khare, I'd have woke up missing a week :grin:

Something MY missus asked on her FB group:
"Right as BJ's was mentioned in a post LOL who gives them and who don't!"

The possibly answers:
"Yes"
"No"
"Inbetween - but don't take the sperm juice"

The best reply she showed me was the girl that 'got taken advantage of but clearly was up for it with her wizards sleave and piny thingy husband"

"I actually enjoy it and am a bit addicted, roger is a lucky boy and i keep reminding him....maybe one day he will take the hint and do all of the jobs he is meant to be doing!"

blah blah doesn't taste nice, chocolate tastes better etc etc

then this woman pipes up again!

" its more yummy than chocolate :) "

I feel sorry for this other womans bloke "Really *****! I would rather sticker stick blunt knives in my eyes. I dont even like him going down on me - yawn!!! Lol" :grin: :grin: :grin:

That's all she let me read :sad:

That bunch of fishwives sound proper uptight. I can't be bothered chasing around after that sort, I'd rather bash one out! :evil:
Title: Re: The things women talk about in private
Post by: Jay on 16 November 2011, 20:00: Yes and in-between were tied with only only 3 saying no :grin:

I'll tell her I'll have her chocolate starfish just to wind her up so she'll post on that group about it, maybe another set of questions will be set out :laugh: