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Title: Secret Santa
Post by: bobbieboy69er on 11 November 2011, 11:49

What have you recieved/given in the past??

need some ideas  :evil:

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 11 November 2011, 12:04

I got a cricket bat for an Aussie after England beat them in the Ashes!  :grin:

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: Seanl on 11 November 2011, 12:05

Do it in work every year. Depends who u pull out the hat really, obviously has to be specific to them in a joke sort of way. Given some chewing gum, dental floss and a toothbrush to someone with stinky breath, and also given a matress cover last year to someone who used to piss the bed when he'd had too many!  :laugh: obviously they need a sense of humour if they're gonna take the above in good spirits!

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: Jay on 11 November 2011, 12:13

Got: Beer, Biltong, some tatty sh!t so bad I can't even remember, condoms (guessing because the missus fell pregnant just before we got married)

Gave: Odd named Ales (hobgoblin with the goblins face replaced by the person is a fav of mine), small JD shot set, Styrofoam plane thingy, make-up set and perfumes.


Best thing I've seen a colleague get was a pair of Granny knickers because of his reputation and kind of girl he went for :grin:  

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 11 November 2011, 12:17

The best i saw was someone getting a porn mag and a box of tissues. i have no idea why they got it though!  :laugh: :grin:

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: s-l-i-x on 12 November 2011, 00:38

One of these:

(http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/pic2/dildo-1-55056.jpg)

Can't say I ever used it though  :undecided: :laugh:

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: patc on 12 November 2011, 09:53

I once was given a 'wank glove'. It even came with a target?!

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: MrBounce on 12 November 2011, 10:06

Count yourselves lucky - I got a pair of boxers one year. And they were from a bloke  :shocked:

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: JC on 12 November 2011, 10:08

scratch cards, won £20  :smiley:

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: clipperjay on 12 November 2011, 10:17

I bought one female worker a big black Mamba I said she acts like a man, punches like one, she wishes she was a man, now she can be a man  :rolleyes: 

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: Khare on 12 November 2011, 10:38

Quote from: VR6_Wherry on 11 November 2011, 12:17

The best i saw was someone getting a porn mag and a box of tissues. i have no idea why they got it though!  :laugh: :grin:

I got that for my 14th birthday from my mum's boyfriend at the time. He said, just imagine a milk truck crashing against a brick wall :grin:

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: JC on 12 November 2011, 10:41

strange thing to w4nk over  :undecided:

(http://englishrussia.com/images/lithuania_milk_truck/1.jpg)

(http://englishrussia.com/images/lithuania_milk_truck/2.jpg)

(http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/imagelibrary/Client%20Images/Client00004/ResizeCache/00101000/00101947%20-%20291x172.jpg)

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: Mitching on 12 November 2011, 13:30

Quote from: Chuff on 12 November 2011, 10:41

strange thing to w4nk over  :undecided:

(http://englishrussia.com/images/lithuania_milk_truck/1.jpg)

(http://englishrussia.com/images/lithuania_milk_truck/2.jpg)

(http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/imagelibrary/Client%20Images/Client00004/ResizeCache/00101000/00101947%20-%20291x172.jpg)

:grin: :grin: :grin:

Title: Re: Secret Santa
Post by: Khare on 12 November 2011, 14:12

He meant it as the explosion of milk  :laugh: :grin: