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Title: Thought you were bad at excuses...
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 27 October 2011, 14:05

This guy...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3895978/Man-claims-prostitute-turned-into-a-donkey.html

Title: Re: Thought you were bad at excuses...
Post by: Jay on 27 October 2011, 14:10

 :grin: :grin: :grin:

Title: Re: Thought you were bad at excuses...
Post by: Dan_GTi8v on 27 October 2011, 14:13

what an ass  :lipsrsealed:

Title: Re: Thought you were bad at excuses...
Post by: s-l-i-x on 27 October 2011, 16:47

Gives a whole new meaning to 'donkey punch' eh?

Title: Re: Thought you were bad at excuses...
Post by: tg1 on 28 October 2011, 12:22

one of the indian dudes who i'm training has taken time off due to a boiled sweet damaging his tonsils.

 :grin:

Title: Re: Thought you were bad at excuses...
Post by: Len on 28 October 2011, 12:53

Quote from: tg1 on 28 October 2011, 12:22

one of the indian dudes who i'm training has taken time off due to a boiled sweet damaging his tonsils.

 :grin:

You sure that's all he was trying to swallow?

Title: Re: Thought you were bad at excuses...
Post by: tg1 on 28 October 2011, 13:23

might well of been aiming to swallow a brick, well if i was over there he would of been.

outsourcing ftl

eg.

indian: how can i help you
caller: boots the chemist please
Indian: is that a business or residential
caller: ummm business
indian: what type of business
caller: really? its a chemist
indian: can you spell the name of the business
caller: are you taking the farking pee-pee? B-O-O-T-S
indian: is that the first initial or the street address?
caller: are you farking stupid or what you dumb fudger
indian: shall i connect you?
indian: what area?
indian: what type of business is it?
caller: caaaaaant. Hangs up
indian: hello? hello?

ring my trainee to see what went wrong

me: so what was wrong with that call?
indian: He had no english, and a funny accent

pmsl