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Title: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: Dizzie on 29 April 2005, 14:03
This needs no words

(http://www.dizzie.biz/misc/fuel.JPG)
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: davero on 29 April 2005, 14:06
 :grin: :grin: :grin: pure chav
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Post by: mrwotto on 29 April 2005, 14:12
oh dear
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: CHR15 on 29 April 2005, 14:14
oh dear...

(http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Retard-Stage.jpg)
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: GazB on 29 April 2005, 15:15
quality
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: mix on 29 April 2005, 17:23
is that a ford ka.....and it aint even stuck on well, odear
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: ...joe on 29 April 2005, 19:12
ha ha thats quality!! i once saw some guy with one of those stick on fuel caps on a square filler flap!!!............ and yes the stick on bit was round!
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: sellers on 01 May 2005, 09:57
iv got one of those on my driver :embarassed:

lol, yeah right, pure chaviness :grin:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: Mr Blue on 01 May 2005, 10:12
thought that was a calibra?

CHAV!  :grin:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: golfpro on 01 May 2005, 13:03
Thats just the start though! lexus lights on standard cars, spinning plastic wheel trims!!!! AAAHHHHHH

Seen so many chav my ride moters about recently, think the summer must bring them out!

Should be illegal! If mister Blair/Kenedy are reading this then make a law against chavy cars and my vote is secure!
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: mix on 01 May 2005, 14:34
dont worry, it gets worse...

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/mixologist/Picture2.jpg)

The rest of the car was standard apart from the wheels :undecided:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: golfpro on 01 May 2005, 14:45
Oh dear dear dear.

tut tut

Id love to meet the culprit, just so i can shake my head at them with a dissapointed frown...

... like a school teacher at the kid who always pisses him/herself  :grin:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: davero on 01 May 2005, 16:28
incontenience problems golfpro? :evil: :evil: :evil:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: golfpro on 01 May 2005, 16:34
not recently  :wink:

Come on tho, every one had a kid in their class at school who couldnt stop them selves!

Mine was a boy called Olliver! like i can remember that!
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: davero on 01 May 2005, 16:44
only winding you up OLIVER  :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: golfpro on 01 May 2005, 16:48
No, my names Philip :huh:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: sellers on 01 May 2005, 17:21
lol, there everywhere,

i saw some chav in his standard corsa with his cheapo sub blastin out some gangsta tunes outside asda

he was there ages so when i got in my car to go i drove past at 2miles an hr with my windows down blastin out a really gay song lookin over bouncin my head, lmao :grin: :grin:

showed him what a real sub is and a real car.  Love taking the mick outa them,

especially drivin slow when ones behind and when they go to overtake just put my foot down and watch him pull back in :laugh: :grin:


i hope this doesnt make me a chav
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: Mr Blue on 01 May 2005, 19:27
the worst part is when chavs pull up beside me and say things like
''i love your lexus lights''.......there f**kin Crystal M3's you chief!
''you should get a big spoiler''........err yeah and do what with it? Iron my f**kin clothes on it?!


really pisses me off.  :angry:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: golfpro on 02 May 2005, 12:27
Chil my man, theyre not worth the stressin!

But yes, it  irritates the bolocks off me.

Had some muppet in a purple corsa with standard wheels, lexus lights and a stupid exhaust pull up along side me at some lights and started to rev his timy engine.

Anyway, cut a long story short i played along as if i was goin to race and preceded to turn left!

Was so funny to see this burberry clad chav race himself

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: BobbyT on 02 May 2005, 19:18
to be honest though we all start off with a sh!t car (well i did anyway! :rolleyes:) and i tryed to make it look good (i had a rover metro)  :embarassed: and at the time i thought it was the nuts but now looking back a photos i now know what i pr*ck i looked! but hey we all grow up!!  :grin:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: Optimus Wol on 03 May 2005, 11:06
you should see it down here, theres a small car park opposite a pub and there are sh!te loads of lexus light/jap kit/stick on halfords crap clad saxo's/106/fiesta/ka muppets just sitting in there cars all night. i'll try and get a pic soon....
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: Judderi on 04 May 2005, 13:29
to be honest though we all start off with a sh!t car (well i did anyway! :rolleyes:) and i tryed to make it look good (i had a rover metro)  :embarassed: and at the time i thought it was the nuts but now looking back a photos i now know what i pr*ck i looked! but hey we all grow up!!  :grin:

Me too. I had a f reg nissan micra. Not a bad 1st car but i had a dancing sunflower on the parcel shelf!  :laugh: I thought it was cool at the time - oh how wrong i was! It also had a fake bullet hole sticker on the wing hiding my 1st bad attempt of a body repair.

Hopefully my taste has improved - still i do ocasionally have a stupid idea like buying chrome number plate surrounds.... which i have now decided to file in the B1N
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: GazB on 04 May 2005, 13:37
my first car, what quality it was. :grin:

A cream ford orion with a stick on tail pipe and xr2 pepperpot wheels.  State of the art pioneer tape deck and shelf speakers mounted on top of the dash.  Lush
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: mix on 04 May 2005, 13:48
My first car was a golf, made a right decision from the beggining.... :wink:

Was mint aswell, a D-reg with 50k on the clock and no body damage . . . . . . . . .just some stupid b!tch went into the side of it......
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: davero on 04 May 2005, 14:03
my first car was a mazda b2200 pickup in 1988, was really quite good fun :embarassed: went downhill from there until 2002 when i bought my mk3 :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: BobbyT on 04 May 2005, 14:29
to be honest though we all start off with a sh!t car (well i did anyway! :rolleyes:) and i tryed to make it look good (i had a rover metro)  :embarassed: and at the time i thought it was the nuts but now looking back a photos i now know what i pr*ck i looked! but hey we all grow up!!  :grin:

Me too. I had a f reg nissan micra. Not a bad 1st car but i had a dancing sunflower on the parcel shelf!  :laugh: I thought it was cool at the time - oh how wrong i was! It also had a fake bullet hole sticker on the wing hiding my 1st bad attempt of a body repair.

Hopefully my taste has improved - still i do ocasionally have a stupid idea like buying chrome number plate surrounds.... which i have now decided to file in the B1N

how much have i spent on stuff that i put on a car then take off and put in the bin!! its stupid! i have learnt less is more! lol  :grin:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: tinman on 04 May 2005, 15:36
you should see it down here, theres a small car park opposite a pub and there are sh!te loads of lexus light/jap kit/stick on halfords crap clad saxo's/106/fiesta/ka muppets just sitting in there cars all night. i'll try and get a pic soon....


Problem is though chaps - they are buying Golfs as well.
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: davero on 04 May 2005, 16:00
 :cry: seen this bad boy on ebay,
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=43119&item=7971389582&rd=1
 don't all bid at once  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Pure comedy. Chav mod... (see pic)
Post by: Fielder5757 on 04 May 2005, 16:25
to be honest though we all start off with a sh!t car (well i did anyway! :rolleyes:) and i tryed to make it look good (i had a rover metro)  :embarassed: and at the time i thought it was the nuts but now looking back a photos i now know what i pr*ck i looked! but hey we all grow up!!  :grin:

Me too. I had a f reg nissan micra. Not a bad 1st car but i had a dancing sunflower on the parcel shelf! :laugh: I thought it was cool at the time - oh how wrong i was! It also had a fake bullet hole sticker on the wing hiding my 1st bad attempt of a body repair.

Hopefully my taste has improved - still i do ocasionally have a stupid idea like buying chrome number plate surrounds.... which i have now decided to file in the B1N

This is where ive been fortunate, My first car was my Current VW, Everytime ive thaught of doing something even remotally chav somebody on this forum (usally blue or Count) has slapped me around the head a few times until the idea is beaten out of me!