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General => General discussion => Topic started by: bobotheclown on 22 September 2011, 14:36
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Our first child was born a few days ago and the mother in law has come to visit. All those mother in law jokes are so true. she is a right interfering old bat. Couldn't stand her before now it's almost hate. And Breathe.
Sorry to vent but I just had to
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Not good!! My mother in law is a hawthorn milf so if Chloe looks like her when she's 40 I'm
Game!!
And she hates babys!! And she's minted lool
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the only reason we hate mother in laws in this country is as a nation we are to polite to say 'keep your nose out please'
its your child, not hers so tell her so.
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Bite your tongue. Think of the babysitting.
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Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
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Bite your tongue. Think of the babysitting.
think of hot babysitters you'd be missing out on... :grin:
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My missus mum is a right fox...
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I just wind my mother in law up, she is a worrier, I told my wife if she ends up like her I'm leaving
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Reminds me of one of my chat up lines.
There's nothing like a hot daughter and milf mum shopping together on a weekend.
I love the look on their faces with my 'If your daughter looks as good as you do when she's your age, I'll marry her now'.
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throw her out. She's messing with time you wont get back, its not like she hasnt had her own kids
man up, slap her and slam the door on her imo
i had to through my mother in law out a few times.
sadly she's forgiven me now :grin: :laugh:
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Cheers, I know what you mean about messing with baby time. I think it's crucial for bonding. I wish I could kick her out but the missus would be very upset and at the moment her hormones are all over the place.
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sod her whoremoans you're stuck with them for a bit longer.
you'll kick yourself as you wont get the time back, and they dont stay too cute for too long
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Congratulations on the birth Bobo :afro: Hope it all went well?
Sorry to hear about your mother in law, must be hard, especially with a new born.
I love my mother in law for the most part, that is until she goes all schitzo on us every 6 months or so because it upsets my wife.
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Nothing like a sportsmans double
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I don't have the mother in law problems....she's dead and has being for years!
I feel like I'm missing out? :undecided:
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I don't have the mother in law problems....she's dead and has being for years!
I feel like I'm missing out? :undecided:
LOL
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My wife had a baby 2 weeks ago also, Ive had my mother in law living in my home since the start of august.....
Lost the plot at the wife today when she said "that's not how my mum told me to do it"
sister in law is also pregnant and the battle axe will be going to Ipswich on Saturday!!
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Its 2 years since we had are son Reuben, As all parents will tell you its not easy, sleepless nights, getting up to feed, not knowning what they want when they are screaming, Screaming at each other, I think for the first 6 months we slept in different beds.
Take the help you can get, then tell your mother in law when you want your space
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Lost the plot at the wife today when she said "that's not how my mum told me to do it"
First of all, Congratulations :afro:
Secondly, Let your wife know that she is your babys mother and whist her mothers input can be valuable and insightful, she should do what you as the parents think is best :wink:
Unless it's something like this of course
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/12/article-1143876-037F5890000005DC-118_468x496.jpg)
:grin:
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Not good!! My mother in law is a hawthorn milf so if Chloe looks like her when she's 40 I'm
Game!!
And she hates babys!! And she's minted lool
+1
My mother in law is awesome.
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in our house, its not my mother in law thats the problem, she moans when we ask her to babysit them, its my mother, she does my head in and has done for yrs, so much so i left home when i was a teenager, on the good side though, my mom has paid for the deposit and first months rent on our house, bought all the nappies and baby wipes for the past 4 months, the cott, push chair, car seat, clothes and travel cot :cool: the gfs sister has just popped out another one as well
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When my M.I.L starts ping me off i just blast a massive fart in her face, she soon shuts the f up :laugh:
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In aboriginal australian culture it's forbidden by law to ever speak to your mother-in-law and vice versa.
If there is a family gathering she has to sit away from the main group with her own little fire and you have to communicate via a go between.
And the whites accuse them of being savages..... :laugh:
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:grin:
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Not good!! My mother in law is a hawthorn milf so if Chloe looks like her when she's 40 I'm
Game!!
And she hates babys!! And she's minted lool
Pictures or there's no truth in it mate......
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thanks for the kind words. The birth went well and both mother and son are doing great.
Congrats to myvr6isarocket. Hope bother mother and baby are well.
So glad I have a 5 door car now that junior has arrived!
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Congratulations on the baby.
The first couple of weeks are tough but amazing. Hang in there, try to ignore anything that winds you up.
My MIL really gets on my nerves, and even my wife admits that she gets annoyed when her mum says stuff like "well that's how I did it, and it never did you any harm". And we're just thinking, times have changed, it's been 27 yrs since you had babies, we are educated, we know more now that you did.
" Let your wife know that she is your babys mother and whist her mothers input can be valuable and insightful, she should do what you as the parents think is best "
This is definately something you should say. The baby is yours, not theirs, they had their time. They can have an opinion sure, but as the parents you have to decide what you want to do. (This also counts for know-it-all friends).
Don't forget to pay your gf/wife lots of attention, they will be all about the baby right now (and all the visitors will be focussing on the baby too), but they want to know that you're still interested in them (as well as the baby).
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My mother in law was a pain in the arse when we had our little un. It gradually got better, but remember to set boundaries from the start. She is a saint for looking after the little un, but when I pick her up to take her to play school at 12, she has been stuffed full of biscuits and doesn't want any lunch. No matter how much I tell her not to, if my little un starts whinging then the mil gives in. :angry: my old dear is the same though, except when she comes back (my old dear lives 2 hours away), she has a new wardrobe and loads of new toys. As a nanny they just want to spoil them. I know my nan used to spoil me rotten too.