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General => General discussion => Topic started by: vdubman on 20 August 2011, 22:02
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as above,what have you done or keep doing to her?
not my gf just my ex now,anyway today i would randomly sing a line from family guy-
its peanut butter jelly time,peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly,its peanut butter jelly time :laugh:
your turn
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If I tickle her, she really gets pissed off. I tickled her last night and she only just spoke to me this afternoon. I think she's over reacting to be honest, she should lighten the f**k up.
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hahaha,what did you tickle her with then :grin:
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Just my fingers. I don't get it, she laughs when I do it, then gets really grumpy.
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if you ask (are you ok) when she is in a bad mood! and expects me to know exactly what is worng!
but its always my fault :angry:
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same here ant1981,crazy females
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Me generally just breathing gets on her nerves :undecided: :cry: :sad:
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For me it's one of the following:
1) Guessing how she feels (and getting it right) in which case I'm not asking her so I'm therefore not interested :undecided:
2) Asking her how she is feeling and therefore showing that I can't work it out so therefore I'm not interested :undecided:
Lose lose ha ha :rolleyes:
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Me generally just breathing gets on her nerves :undecided: :cry: :sad:
Ditto, I regularly get told that I've got a some kind of strange problem with my breathing and I need to learn to control it or stop breathing :laugh:
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Any girl I've ever been with hates it when I purposely fart on her leg in bed. :rolleyes:
Bloody women :rolleyes:
:grin:
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Any mention of me working on the car, or coming on the forum makes her shake her head and give me the silent treatment. Hence the reason I spend about 8 hours a day on here! :laugh:
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if you ask (are you ok) when she is in a bad mood! and expects me to know exactly what is worng!
but its always my fault :angry:
THIS!! Annoys me so much
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if you ask (are you ok) when she is in a bad mood! and expects me to know exactly what is worng!
but its always my fault :angry:
THIS!! Annoys me so much
annoys me too. also if i go on my phone i get "your always on your phone" even if its just to answer a text
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if you ask (are you ok) when she is in a bad mood! and expects me to know exactly what is worng!
but its always my fault :angry:
THIS!! Annoys me so much
annoys me too. also if i go on my phone i get "your always on your phone" even if its just to answer a text
I get that too. I pick up my phone and I get 'oh is it facebook again?'.
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mine, u best not be on that f**king forum again.
she makes out am always on my phone. i could be cheating on her, she doesnt look at it that way.
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Last night I woke up to pee, got back in bed breathed out of my nose for a change and she slowly turned around and said "can you not breathe like that" :rolleyes: My answer started with fcuk and finished with you :grin:
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If I tickle her, she really gets pissed off. I tickled her last night and she only just spoke to me this afternoon. I think she's over reacting to be honest, she should lighten the f**k up.
.....you actually have a real, living, breathing girlfriend ? :shocked: Mind, you seem to do a lot of w@nking so she must be fugly. :grin:
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To answer the original question. The wife seems to like me for about 10 - 15 minutes when I've not been around, but after that I just get on her nerves by simply being alive. I think it's my wit and repartee that she doesn't appreciate but she just thinks I'm a tw@t. :laugh:
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as the lads have now met our lass, they know most things i do get on her nerves, hence why I am allowed out so much :grin:
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Any mention of me working on the car, or coming on the forum makes her shake her head and give me the silent treatment. Hence the reason I spend about 8 hours a day on here! :laugh:
ditto mate she says she may aswell of married back of laptop coz thats all she sees or am out doing sumfin on car :grin:
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My missus is generally pretty good as she works and has mates and interests of her own but every few months she'll kick off and say " your always either at work/under a car/on your laptop/down the pub" a weekend away and some flowers (not garage crap) usually sorts it. :wink:
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when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.
shuts her up for ten mins though :D
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when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.
So it's not just me then! :grin: :grin: :grin:
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when she's on the phone with her mom and i just got out the shower,i swing my man stick wildly just inche's from her face,that really gets on her tits :laugh: :laugh:
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my missus dosn't like it when i leave her half way through sex to watch top gear i personally can't see the problem luckily for her its sod all of the year as its only on for a few weeks nowadays theres always dave though :smiley:
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when she's on the phone with her mom and i just got out the shower,i swing my man stick wildly just inche's from her face,that really gets on her tits :laugh: :laugh:
Helicopter FTW
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when she's on the phone with her mom and i just got out the shower,i swing my man stick wildly just inche's from her face,that really gets on her tits :laugh: :laugh:
Helicopter FTW
amen brother :grin:
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when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.
shuts her up for ten mins though :D
I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end". :laugh:
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she jsut has to see me then she gets in a mood lol :laugh:
so i like to wind her up so that she has a reason to be pissed off all the time lol :grin:
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Dutch oven.
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Dutch oven.
lmao
for me it's when i send her home so i can go on the xbox :grin: :grin:
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when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.
shuts her up for ten mins though :D
I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end". :laugh:
mine screams :grin: :laugh:
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when she's on the phone with her mom and i just got out the shower,i swing my man stick wildly just inche's from her face,that really gets on her tits :laugh: :laugh:
I do that,even if ive not just got out the shower. :grin:
Also i pretend to be loving in a public place,go for a cuddle and promptly unclasp her bra and walk off :evil: lots of fun watching her try to do it up in the middle of town. :cool:
When she's driving i ALWAYS seem to go for my brake coming up to a junction or pulling up somewhere,that tends to do her nut in too.
When she parks and turns the engine off i look at her and say "so your leaving it like this then?"Then get out while she reparks 20 times.I think i can actually see smoke coming out of her ears with that one. :laugh:
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When she's driving i ALWAYS seem to go for my brake coming up to a junction or pulling up somewhere,that tends to do her nut in too.
When she parks and turns the engine off i look at her and say "so your leaving it like this then?"Then get out while she reparks 20 times.I think i can actually see smoke coming out of her ears with that one. :laugh:
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Passanger braking ftw! The amount of arguments we've had with her incompetent driving is beyond belief! I would honestly say, its 9 times out of 10!
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She's in another strop with me, because I was too tired last night for sex.
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She's in another strop with me, because I was too tired last night for sex.
WTF is wrong with you?? :shocked:
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She's in another strop with me, because I was too tired last night for sex.
WTF is wrong with you?? :shocked:
I was tired, absolutely shattered.
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Could have let her do all the work :grin:
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Could have let her do all the work :grin:
As long as you don't fall asleep :wink: :grin:
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Could have let her do all the work :grin:
As long as you don't fall asleep :wink: :grin:
thats a good way to get on a girls nerves. at a party once (about 20 miles from home so couldnt walk and had a few too many to drive ) it was about 5 am and we were all gonna go ind somewere to crash. anyway me being smart bagsied her mams bed.
then a lass i know and had been getting close too before the party followed me in. reesult.
started nailing her. finished. laid there talking for twn mins. then she put my cock in her mouth. and i have to admit. for the 5 mins i was awake it was one of the best blow jobs ive had.
i then woke up naked. made a bacon sarny and went home.
She however wasnt very happy :grin:
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She's in another strop with me, because I was too tired last night for sex.
WTF is wrong with you?? :shocked:
I was tired, absolutely shattered.
...beacuse the tool is too busy bashing his bishop over internet pics to do it with a real girl. :laugh:
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She's in another strop with me, because I was too tired last night for sex.
WTF is wrong with you?? :shocked:
I was tired, absolutely shattered.
...beacuse the tool is too busy bashing his bishop over internet pics to do it with a real girl. :laugh:
And there's another thread to bash over now, the one with the juicy bums :tongue: :drool:
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when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.
shuts her up for ten mins though :D
I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end". :laugh:
mine screams :grin: :laugh:
I thought I was the only one that made a 30 second story last 10 minutes. :laugh: Chelsea will usually stop me before I start haha!
I also swing Sgt. Johnson in her face after getting out the shower, it's one of my favourite things to do. :grin:
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when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.
shuts her up for ten mins though :D
I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end". :laugh:
mine screams :grin: :laugh:
I thought I was the only one that made a 30 second story last 10 minutes. :laugh: Chelsea will usually stop me before I start haha!
I also swing Sgt. Johnson in her face after getting out the shower, it's one of my favourite things to do. :grin:
wicked stuff mate :grin: :grin:
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when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.
shuts her up for ten mins though :D
I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end". :laugh:
mine screams :grin: :laugh:
I thought I was the only one that made a 30 second story last 10 minutes. :laugh: Chelsea will usually stop me before I start haha!
I also swing Sgt. Johnson in her face after getting out the shower, it's one of my favourite things to do. :grin:
Now that's an image I could have done without :sick:
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Using my iPad to read this sh1t all the time.
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Using my iPad to read this sh1t all the time.
:grin: :grin: :grin:
the other thing i do is when she's finished using the laptop she asks me if i wanna go in,i then reach for my balls,start rubbing them and say yes please,all i get is her telling me not to be silly with a facial expression that says it all :evil:
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Well she's in another one of her strops now :rolleyes:
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She's in another strop with me, because I was too tired last night for sex.
WTF is wrong with you?? :shocked:
I was tired, absolutely shattered.
...beacuse the tool is too busy bashing his bishop over internet pics to do it with a real girl. :laugh:
this guy is so much of a lad with his 'and what?' attitude hahahaha utter legend
And there's another thread to bash over now, the one with the juicy bums :tongue: :drool:
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with previous post messed up quote, so my line about him being a lad is meant to be at the bottom ahah
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Any girl I've ever been with hates it when I purposely fart on her leg in bed. :rolleyes:
Bloody women :rolleyes:
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:grin: :grin: :grin:
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when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.
shuts her up for ten mins though :D
I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end". :laugh:
mine screams :grin: :laugh:
I thought I was the only one that made a 30 second story last 10 minutes. :laugh: Chelsea will usually stop me before I start haha!
I also swing Sgt. Johnson in her face after getting out the shower, it's one of my favourite things to do. :grin:
Now that's an image I could have done without :sick:
you saw it already :grin:
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http://youtu.be/zDoUO3Ej_oI :wink: :grin:
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Lot of laughs in this one!
Im single atm but which is beaut but with my ex i regularly but intentionally would invite her over and end up sitting in front of the computer saying repeatedly, "Two more minutes love.." .. We never argued but she was always disappointed in me .. Care? She aint my gf now :D
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when i start to tell her about something and ramble on usually taking about ten mins to tell her a story that could be told in about 30 seconds.
shuts her up for ten mins though :D
I'm one of those people, and when she sees a story starting to drag on she's cut in and say "just get to the end". :laugh:
mine screams :grin: :laugh:
I thought I was the only one that made a 30 second story last 10 minutes. :laugh: Chelsea will usually stop me before I start haha!
I also swing Sgt. Johnson in her face after getting out the shower, it's one of my favourite things to do. :grin:
I like to swing Sqn Ldr Johnson around, making a slapping sound on my belly, really winds her up.
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:grin: :grin: :grin:
I do that too, just sometimes I get carried away and have testicular pain from a powerful thrust. :laugh:
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Have just spent the summer away on many many trips away, just spent a week in Skye with many more trips imminent. at the end of the 11.5 hour journey back from Skye she starts asking about marriage etc etc.....think I was a tad tired and answered wrong as she's been an absolute nightmare since. She'll be getting a thorough examination with a big thermometer later!!!!
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try doing this to your gf lol bet this guy didnt get his sack emptied for a while
http://www.killsometime.com/videos/6148/Dickhead-Revenge
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try doing this to your gf lol bet this guy didnt get his sack emptied for a while
http://www.killsometime.com/videos/6148/Dickhead-Revenge
Thats the best video ive ever seen! aha :grin:
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She's happy now, went out for a kebab last night, the pub quiz and a damn good banging.
That's her lot til next week now :grin:
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She's happy now, went out for a kebab last night, the pub quiz and a damn good banging.
That's her lot til next week now :grin:
For a week :shocked:
You should be banging it like a salvation army drum, daily!
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She's happy now, went out for a kebab last night, the pub quiz and a damn good banging.
That's her lot til next week now :grin:
For a week :shocked:
You should be banging it like a salvation army drum, daily!
Well, mmmmm, maybe one at the weekend then :smug:
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We're off to the pub tonight. So, if she expects sex, forget it, I'll be too f**ked :grin: