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General => General discussion => Topic started by: Seanl on 19 August 2011, 22:19
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Following on from the stupid things you have done (car relateled) - loosely, give some examples of how thick the opposite sex is. Your missus specifically. Now I knew my missus was pretty stupid before I married her, as she should be out of my league, but got with me anyway!
However I'll start with one she just came out with -
Watching 8 out of 10 cats, they were asking who were the 3 most hated people in Britain.
She immediately piped up with "the prime minister, you know John Major, oh no, wassis name, Tony Blair". I just shook my head and looked away in disgust!
What has your your other/better half said recently/that you can remember, that has made you laugh ormade you sick at her idiocy??
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Too many to mention :grin:
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Too many to mention :grin:
amen to that :grin:
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My brother,s wife once got in his car with the newly purchased cordless house phone in her hand .
Seemed quite dissapointed when it was pointed out it didnt have an 80 mile range :)
As for my misses , the list is huge
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i could go all night! but the best one :laugh:
took my mrs to football for the 1st time, half time wissle goes, ( every one rushes down to get a half time pint) she say's
do we get up and go over there now
i face palmed my self and laughed so hard it was amazing!
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The oil light on the dash is to tell you to put oil in the engine.........
One of many scary and priceless quotes from my missus... bless, do love her though :smiley:
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Plenty here too..But for me my fav is this one..She's an Estate Agent and mailed the details of a property to a client in Canada.When I asked her why did'nt she just email them over,her reply was they don't have a .co.uk address....But it does'nt end there.The entire office,(all girls) agreed with her. :tongue:
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She married me, now that's stupid!!
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got a lift with her (mk3 golf GL) to my mum and dads. About 4 miles from home the oil warning buzzer starts going like the clappers.....
Told her to stop as soon as she could, but she tells me it's OK cause it's been doing it for the past week....
The car was scrapped in about 4 days time
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Plenty here too..But for me my fav is this one..She's an Estate Agent and mailed the details of a property to a client in Canada.When I asked her why did'nt she just email them over,her reply was they don't have a .co.uk address....But it does'nt end there.The entire office,(all girls) agreed with her. :tongue:
Very good! :laugh:
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Not a girlfriend but one of the girls in work comes out with some epic comments
'Isnt dolphin the same as Tuna?'
'I thought people in iraq didnt have cars' :lipsrsealed:
the list goes on!
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Worst I've heard I think is when this girl at work asked me of pubic crabs grow into sea crabs. It was an epic facepalm moment while trying to avoid making her look/sound stupid.
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my other half is just as thick as a wooden plank, full stop. :smiley:
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Does the clock say 24 oclock when its midnight?!!
is anticlockwise the way the clock don't tick
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"Can't you warm the car up somewhere else instead of in front of the house?"
She has various degrees and is very intelligent but has no common sense bless her
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This kind of thing is why I'm glad to work in a male dominated field, so I don't have to be dragged down by association :rolleyes: :laugh:
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I'm pretty sure women could come out with a whole list of stupid things men come out with too :grin:
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When a local petrol station closed down a mates sister asked;
'What are they going to do with all the oil now?'
When we asked her WTF she was going on about she replied;
'What's going to happen to the oil field now the petrol station has gone?'
She genuinely thought that every petrol station was built on top of an oil field :grin:
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ok im typing this as shes stood next to me calling me a asshole and laughing but i had too!
just talking about my wheels and the colour im re-doing them tomorrow, she goes "yeah thats a nice colour, is that going to be enough for 3 wheels..............
enough said.....
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An ex once said on the topic of phoenixes - "They're extinct you know!"
She was a very smart girl, but came out with some right gems!
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When my mrs was younger she asked her mum and dad when did people start seeing in colour (because all old films are black and White) lol
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Chelsea has had her moments. In all honesty I don't really remember them word for word because it's too funny just laughing at her. :grin: :grin: :grin:
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my mrs once asked me why the clock which hangs on our wall was still working after a power cut :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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When on holiday last year at night my Mrs said is that moon the same moon we see at home because it looks different and cant be in the same place at the same time :nerd:
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My missus bought some mongolian pillows not long back.
she asked me what animal they were made from so i joking said there from a MONG....
there was a pause of a couple of minutes then she asked
What does a Mong look like?
i just put my head in my hands and told her i was sat next to one. :grin:
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My missus bought some mongolian pillows not long back.
she asked me what animal they were made from so i joking said there from a MONG....
there was a pause of a couple of minutes then she asked
What does a Mong look like?
i just put my head in my hands and told her i was sat next to one. :grin:
I laughed so hard i woke my missus up, oops :rolleyes: