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Title: How thick is your missus??
Post by: Seanl on 19 August 2011, 22:19
Following on from the stupid things you have done (car relateled) - loosely, give some examples of how thick the opposite sex is. Your missus specifically. Now I knew my missus was pretty stupid before I married her, as she should be out of my league, but got with me anyway!

However I'll start with one she just came out with -

Watching 8 out of 10 cats, they were asking who were the 3 most hated people in Britain.

She immediately piped up with "the prime minister, you know John Major, oh no, wassis name, Tony Blair". I just shook my head and looked away in disgust!

What has your your other/better half said recently/that you can remember, that has made you laugh ormade you sick at her idiocy??
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Post by: Jay on 19 August 2011, 22:28
Too many to mention :grin:

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Post by: daz veedub on 19 August 2011, 22:37
Too many to mention :grin:



amen to that  :grin:
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Post by: matg340 on 19 August 2011, 23:18
My brother,s wife once got in his car with the newly purchased cordless house phone in her hand .

Seemed quite dissapointed when it was pointed out it didnt have an 80 mile range :)

As for my misses , the list is huge
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Post by: Toby on 19 August 2011, 23:24
i could go all night! but the best one  :laugh:

took my mrs to football for the 1st time, half time wissle goes, ( every one rushes down to get a half time pint) she say's

do we get up and go over there now

i face palmed my self and laughed so hard it was amazing!
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Post by: Gavv8 on 20 August 2011, 07:31
The oil light on the dash is to tell you to put oil in the engine.........

One of many scary and priceless quotes from my missus... bless, do love her though :smiley:
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Post by: Gulfstream11 on 20 August 2011, 07:53
Plenty here too..But for me my fav is this one..She's an Estate Agent and mailed the details of a property to a client in Canada.When I asked her why did'nt she just email them over,her reply was they don't have a .co.uk address....But it does'nt end there.The entire office,(all girls) agreed with her. :tongue:
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Post by: Lewy on 20 August 2011, 08:29
She married me, now that's stupid!!
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Post by: mwep201081 on 20 August 2011, 08:34
got a lift with her (mk3 golf GL) to my mum and dads. About 4 miles from home the oil warning buzzer starts going like the clappers.....

Told her to stop as soon as she could, but she tells me it's OK cause it's been doing it for the past week....

The car was scrapped in about 4 days time
Title: Re: How thick is your missus??
Post by: Seanl on 20 August 2011, 08:35
Plenty here too..But for me my fav is this one..She's an Estate Agent and mailed the details of a property to a client in Canada.When I asked her why did'nt she just email them over,her reply was they don't have a .co.uk address....But it does'nt end there.The entire office,(all girls) agreed with her. :tongue:

Very good!  :laugh:
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Post by: the_stink on 20 August 2011, 09:03
Not a girlfriend but one of the girls in work comes out with some epic comments

'Isnt dolphin the same as Tuna?'

'I thought people in iraq didnt have cars'  :lipsrsealed:

the list goes on!
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Post by: Khare on 20 August 2011, 09:10
Worst I've heard I think is when this girl at work asked me of pubic crabs grow into sea crabs. It was an epic facepalm moment while trying to avoid making her look/sound stupid.
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Post by: Tazzy on 20 August 2011, 09:52
my other half is just as thick as a wooden plank, full stop.  :smiley:
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Post by: Steve_PD on 20 August 2011, 09:54
Does the clock say 24 oclock when its midnight?!!

is anticlockwise the way the clock don't tick
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Post by: Wazzzer on 20 August 2011, 10:54
"Can't you warm the car up somewhere else instead of in front of the house?"

She has various degrees and is very intelligent but has no common sense bless her
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Post by: kittie on 20 August 2011, 21:37
This kind of thing is why I'm glad to work in a male dominated field, so I don't have to be dragged down by association  :rolleyes:  :laugh:
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Post by: Gavv8 on 20 August 2011, 22:53
I'm pretty sure women could come out with a whole list of stupid things men come out with too :grin:
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Post by: dom on 20 August 2011, 23:49
When a local petrol station closed down a mates sister asked;

'What are they going to do with all the oil now?'

When we asked her WTF she was going on about she replied;

'What's going to happen to the oil field now the petrol station has gone?'

She genuinely thought that every petrol station was built on top of an oil field :grin:
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Post by: dellenty69 on 21 August 2011, 00:48
ok im typing this as shes stood next to me calling me a asshole and laughing but i had too!

just talking about my wheels and the colour im re-doing them tomorrow, she goes "yeah thats a nice colour, is that going to be enough for 3 wheels..............


enough said.....
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Post by: Mitching on 21 August 2011, 02:04
An ex once said on the topic of phoenixes - "They're extinct you know!"
She was a very smart girl, but came out with some right gems!
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Post by: ian007miles on 21 August 2011, 04:50
When my mrs was younger she asked her mum and dad when did people start seeing in colour (because all old films are black and White) lol
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Post by: Shady Pioneer on 21 August 2011, 16:46
Chelsea has had her moments. In all honesty I don't really remember them word for word because it's too funny just laughing at her.  :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Post by: Sammie-GTI on 21 August 2011, 22:21
my mrs once asked me why the clock which hangs on our wall was still working after a power cut :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Post by: StusDUB on 22 August 2011, 09:18
When on holiday last year at night my Mrs said is that moon the same moon we see at home because it looks different and cant be in the same place at the same time :nerd:
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Post by: Dannygood on 22 August 2011, 10:01
My missus bought some mongolian pillows not long back.
she asked me what animal they were made from so i joking said there from a MONG....
there was a pause of a couple of minutes then she asked
What does a Mong look like?
i just put my head in my hands and told her i was sat next to one. :grin:
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Post by: X01X on 23 August 2011, 09:42
My missus bought some mongolian pillows not long back.
she asked me what animal they were made from so i joking said there from a MONG....
there was a pause of a couple of minutes then she asked
What does a Mong look like?
i just put my head in my hands and told her i was sat next to one. :grin:

I laughed so hard i woke my missus up, oops  :rolleyes: