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Title: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: bigstring on 17 August 2011, 13:03
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Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 13:05
must... resist... commenting!!!  :lipsrsealed: :grin:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 17 August 2011, 13:06
must... resist... commenting!!!  :lipsrsealed: :grin:

You were the 1st person i thought of when i saw this!  :grin:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Diamond Hell on 17 August 2011, 13:08
Car goes in covered in dirt, comes out clean.

Small children get to have a treat.

Functionally, what's not to like?
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: JulesS3 on 17 August 2011, 13:09
Car goes in covered in dirt, comes out scratched.

Small children get to have a treat.

Functionally, what's not to like?

edited for truth
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Ant1981 on 17 August 2011, 13:14
Go for it, you'll have a swirl of a time.
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 17 August 2011, 13:22
another can of worms opend i see, not everyone has time/pachents to spend hours cleaning there car, also not everyone has a car which has perfect paint work.

i know i occasionally use car washes because my car hasent got the best paint work and before me put up with almost 10 years of going through car washes, im sure im not the only one of the forum like that, if you have a car with perfect paint work and want to spend hours cleaning it then you do that, meanwhile i will be out living my life.

i know a few people will take advantage of this offer then go down the pub with there mates or go out with there family or just generally have a life, if you want to spend the day cleaning your car, feel free to, but when someone posts something like this up for people to take advantage of dont sit around slating them.
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Dan34 on 17 August 2011, 13:28
Knowone has slated him! Calm down, people were only having a laugh...
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Ant1981 on 17 August 2011, 13:29
Sometimes half an hour yourself with a sponge and a microfibre is all it takes. Doesn't have to be hours.
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: JulesS3 on 17 August 2011, 13:29
 :laugh:

Once you have spent a day cleaning it it takes about 15 minutes to clean the car, maybe less. So while you are out at the car wash every few weeks because the dirt accumilates on your car so easily i will be with my friends or down the pub or with my family  :wink:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Ant1981 on 17 August 2011, 13:30
My car was last washed, last year, before that, it must have been 2008  :laugh:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: CCGTI on 17 August 2011, 13:30
car washers are good for company car drivers and people who dont give a shizzle on what damage they cause to you car
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 13:34
no one has slated him! Calm down, people were only having a laugh...

exactly this... fffffffs!  :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: the_stink on 17 August 2011, 13:54
yeah guy your suchh a sh!te stirring bar steward  :grin:

personally I enjoy cleaning the car and doesnt take too long as already mentioned once you do a proper job doesnt take any time to clean it ;)

one xmas my mother dear bought me some 'dry shampoo' the thought that counts  :smiley:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 17 August 2011, 13:54
know youse were all taking the mik and that but its only going to be so long before someone does comment saying that car washes are the work of the devil ect ect ect

and i know that some people do one wash clay ect and take a good few hours cleaning there car then for a month or two just spend 20 mins rinsing it down, but i also know some people spend 5 hours every weekend cleaning there car and polishing and waxing and generally getting all ocd with it then when someone mensions a car wash or something like that they get all arsey

wasnt really a rant at any of youse guys (sort of sounded like it was now ive read it back) just generally a rant at what people normally say about carwashes, we all know there not the best thing for our cars, equally take-aways arent the best thing for our bodies but we still have them
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: JulesS3 on 17 August 2011, 13:57
They probably do that because they enjoy it. I know i do. Im not a fan of slapping wet plastic strips over my car as fast as possible, dont think others should do it to theirs but i get over it  :wink:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Jay on 17 August 2011, 13:59
Car wash, something my car sees twice a year. The day before MOT and the day before we go on our yearly trip to Wales :grin:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Mikester on 17 August 2011, 14:12
My car hasnt been washed for a month, and it was painted this year.

If i dont have time to clean it weekly, i would rather it be dirty than use a car wash.
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 14:18
hey.. people can do what the hell they want to their cars.. wouldn't bother me in the slightest

the ONLY time I would get narked is when I've spent 15 hours correcting and polishing one and then it is taken through a car wash after someone has asked about the correct procedure for cleaning and avoiding swirls... i've had this happen and had to hide my frustration - its like saying you're going on a diet and then having two big macs and large fries...

but if nothing else... at least the OCD brigade are making the automatic car wash gang aware of the drawbacks of this hassle free, time saving, child enthralling method... and when they say that their car is never really shiny and looks like a spiders web when the sun shines then at least they will know why  :smiley:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Mr Blue on 17 August 2011, 14:37
Send it in that car wash.

More money for the detailers later  :wink:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 August 2011, 15:53


know youse were all taking the mik and that but its only going to be so long before someone does comment saying that car washes are the work of the devil ect ect ect

and i know that some people do one wash clay ect and take a good few hours cleaning there car then for a month or two just spend 20 mins rinsing it down, but i also know some people spend 5 hours every weekend cleaning there car and polishing and waxing and generally getting all ocd with it then when someone mensions a car wash or something like that they get all arsey

wasnt really a rant at any of youse guys (sort of sounded like it was now ive read it back) just generally a rant at what people normally say about carwashes, we all know there not the best thing for our cars, equally take-aways arent the best thing for our bodies but we still have them

must... resist... commenting!!!  :lipsrsealed: :grin:

+1
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Diamond Hell on 17 August 2011, 16:02
Once you have spent a day cleaning it it takes about 15 minutes to clean the car, maybe less.

I may be mistaken, but I don't think you have any children.  :grin:

My car gets washed about three or four times a year.  It takes about 30 minutes each time.  That's pretty much enough for me.

Doesn't matter what I do to it now anyway, I have f*cking great streaks down one side since Mrs Hell drove it down a hedge, whilst avoiding some pillock in a Land Rover (allegedly).  I'll bet Guy wouldn't be able to get those f*ckers out.

I think the last time I put a car through a car wash it was a company car.  :grin:

Car washing's a waste of time for me anyway (sorry Guy).  It gets dirty immediately I drive home, as we're on an unmade road.
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: negawsklov on 17 August 2011, 16:21
I use a car wash twice a week, love it...... Especially as it's on my shell fuel card!!!! Who gives a foook about the Astra van anyway...
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 16:36
Once you have spent a day cleaning it it takes about 15 minutes to clean the car, maybe less.

I may be mistaken, but I don't think you have any children.  :grin:

My car gets washed about three or four times a year.  It takes about 30 minutes each time.  That's pretty much enough for me.

Doesn't matter what I do to it now anyway, I have f*cking great streaks down one side since Mrs Hell drove it down a hedge, whilst avoiding some pillock in a Land Rover (allegedly).  I'll bet Guy wouldn't be able to get those f*ckers out.

I think the last time I put a car through a car wash it was a company car.  :grin:

Car washing's a waste of time for me anyway (sorry Guy).  It gets dirty immediately I drive home, as we're on an unmade road.


why are you apologising to me? I couldn't give a monkeys whether your car is clean or dirty!  :grin:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Dan34 on 17 August 2011, 17:30
know youse were all taking the mik

He's a grown lad im sure he can handle abit of banter  :grin:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Thom89 on 17 August 2011, 18:49
I've washed my Golf twice in the last eight years :rolleyes: :rolleyes:]

Thom
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: tg1 on 17 August 2011, 19:18
tbh i cant see why people dont look after cars, its a fairly large sum of money and you're just not looking after it, it'll be worth less.

yeah you might be rich enough to loose the money and not care. Doesn't mean you're not stupid for doing so.

Fair enough if its a beater or live in the countryside (shouldn't you have a rr?) Bet guy could make them look a bit better though

that said cleaned my bro's 206 up so he could sell it, not been done for years  :sick: had hardly any swirls once the dirt came off  :grin: but all the stains, spidering, faded bits etc let the car down, well and the skanky green colour.

that said its been like nearly 2 weeks since mine had a bath, i'm starting to dream about the paint falling off  :lipsrsealed: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: JulesS3 on 17 August 2011, 20:47
Once you have spent a day cleaning it it takes about 15 minutes to clean the car, maybe less.

I may be mistaken, but I don't think you have any children.  :grin:

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 21:39
each to their own and all that  :smiley:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: JC on 17 August 2011, 21:42
another can of worms opend i see, not everyone has time/pachents to spend hours cleaning there car, also not everyone has a car which has perfect paint work.

i know i occasionally use car washes because my car hasent got the best paint work and before me put up with almost 10 years of going through car washes, im sure im not the only one of the forum like that, if you have a car with perfect paint work and want to spend hours cleaning it then you do that, meanwhile i will be out living my life.

i know a few people will take advantage of this offer then go down the pub with there mates or go out with there family or just generally have a life, if you want to spend the day cleaning your car, feel free to, but when someone posts something like this up for people to take advantage of dont sit around slating them.

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 21:48
another can of worms opend i see, not everyone has time/pachents to spend hours cleaning there car, also not everyone has a car which has perfect paint work.

i know i occasionally use car washes because my car hasent got the best paint work and before me put up with almost 10 years of going through car washes, im sure im not the only one of the forum like that, if you have a car with perfect paint work and want to spend hours cleaning it then you do that, meanwhile i will be out living my life.

i know a few people will take advantage of this offer then go down the pub with there mates or go out with there family or just generally have a life, if you want to spend the day cleaning your car, feel free to, but when someone posts something like this up for people to take advantage of dont sit around slating them.

 :rolleyes:


helloo mr valeter man...  :grin:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 August 2011, 22:08
Will Chuff now be posting tips in Guy's "Domain"

 :lipsrsealed:

He'll be a mod in there in no time.  I look forward to classic Chuff responses.   :grin:





Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 22:11
Will Chuff now be posting tips in Guy's "Domain"

 :lipsrsealed:

He'll be a mod in there in no time.  I look forward to classic Chuff responses.   :grin:



he'd be welcome to.. i've seen the fruits of his labour and he's very good :)
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: JC on 17 August 2011, 22:13
you wouldnt have said that in the pooring rain this avo,

Jetwashed = quick wash mit, parked up  :grin:

but the 4 sales cars this week so far all went out without issue  :smug:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 August 2011, 22:13
TONA opp' North.

Now there's an idea.

Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: JC on 17 August 2011, 22:15
TONA opp' North.

Now there's an idea.



i live 40 minutes from guy,

work within 20 minutes  :huh:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 22:18
you wouldnt have said that in the pooring rain this avo,

Jetwashed = quick wash mit, parked up  :grin:

but the 4 sales cars this week so far all went out without issue  :smug:

better than anything I have done so far this week... i managed some upright walking about today!  :grin:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 August 2011, 22:20
TONA opp' North.

Now there's an idea.



i live 40 minutes from guy,

work within 20 minutes  :huh:

Aye, but aren't you goin North in about 12 months?

Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: JC on 17 August 2011, 22:21
you wouldnt have said that in the pooring rain this avo,

Jetwashed = quick wash mit, parked up  :grin:

but the 4 sales cars this week so far all went out without issue  :smug:

better than anything I have done so far this week... i managed some upright walking about today!  :grin:

I know how that feels mate, for 9 months

 got 4 cars squeezed into the bay at the moment,  :shocked:

canopy is nice and clean after i jetwashed it.

and had to clean a van today, no roof though, not allowed to use a ladder  :undecided: :grin:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 22:37
you wouldnt have said that in the pooring rain this avo,

Jetwashed = quick wash mit, parked up  :grin:

but the 4 sales cars this week so far all went out without issue  :smug:

better than anything I have done so far this week... i managed some upright walking about today!  :grin:

I know how that feels mate, for 9 months

 got 4 cars squeezed into the bay at the moment,  :shocked:

canopy is nice and clean after i jetwashed it.

and had to clean a van today, no roof though, not allowed to use a ladder  :undecided: :grin:

not even a set of low steps? thats what i use.. very useful for 4x4's
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 August 2011, 22:45
Where there's blame, there's a claim.


EDIT:  Drunk keyboard warrior skilz.




Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 22:49
Where there's balme, there's a claim.

yeah.. but better than using the door sills to climb about on.. which are slippery and end up covered in muddy footprints
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 August 2011, 22:52

yeah.. but better than using the door sills to climb about on.. which are slippery and end up covered in muddy footprints

How would you know?

 :grin:

 :lipsrsealed:



H&S Cherry picker FTW!
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Guy on 17 August 2011, 22:54

yeah.. but better than using the door sills to climb about on.. which are slippery and end up covered in muddy footprints

How would you know?

 :grin:

 :lipsrsealed:



H&S Cherry picker FTW!

you learn by your mistakes... Chuff can learn by mine!
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: JC on 18 August 2011, 13:00
Or just don't clean roof's  :laugh:

Today I have been mainly spraying cars with tfr and then letting nature takes it's course  :smug:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: SoundillusioN on 18 August 2011, 13:04
another can of worms opend i see, not everyone has time/pachents to spend hours cleaning there car, also not everyone has a car which has perfect paint work.

i know i occasionally use car washes because my car hasent got the best paint work and before me put up with almost 10 years of going through car washes, im sure im not the only one of the forum like that, if you have a car with perfect paint work and want to spend hours cleaning it then you do that, meanwhile i will be out living my life.

i know a few people will take advantage of this offer then go down the pub with there mates or go out with there family or just generally have a life, if you want to spend the day cleaning your car, feel free to, but when someone posts something like this up for people to take advantage of dont sit around slating them.

 :rolleyes:

 :grin:
Title: Re: Buy any car wash for 50p
Post by: Guy on 18 August 2011, 13:30
Or just don't clean roof's  :laugh:

Today I have been mainly spraying cars with tfr and then letting nature takes it's course  :smug:

that will not wash... literally.. it won't  :lipsrsealed: