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Title: Trades description act . . . . .
Post by: JC on 12 August 2011, 18:33
best mk2 golf gti on ebay apparently  :grin:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-GOLF-GTI-/260834649329?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cbaf4e4f1#ht_1427wt_1135
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Post by: SoundillusioN on 12 August 2011, 18:36
best mk2 golf gti on ebay apparently  :grin:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-GOLF-GTI-/260834649329?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cbaf4e4f1#ht_1427wt_1135

The best for only 900 notes too!... Bargain!

(http://img.tfd.com/wn/CF/63629-sick-bag.jpg)
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Post by: tsr_adi on 12 August 2011, 18:56
I seriously doubt that is running 150bhp  :grin:
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Post by: daz veedub on 12 August 2011, 19:11
ruined  :sick:
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Post by: The Doc on 12 August 2011, 19:28
I'm the highest bidder  :grin:
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Post by: JC on 12 August 2011, 19:30
I'm the highest bidder  :grin:

your a c0ck if your bidding on that  :grin:
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Post by: tsr_adi on 12 August 2011, 19:43
Gotta be worth a quid even if its for the leater seats. Then I'd scrap the rest  :grin:
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Post by: gixer1400 on 12 August 2011, 19:49
if he thinks thats the best how bad will the worst be ?  :huh:

(http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd478/gimp6969/mk1_in_da_woods_1152x864.jpg)
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Post by: Golf_GT_TDI on 12 August 2011, 20:22
What a joker, even the leather looks beyond repair  :shocked:
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Post by: The Doc on 12 August 2011, 20:29
I've gone mental £1.69  :grin:
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 12 August 2011, 20:31
I'm the highest bidder  :grin:

Not any more you ain't.  :lipsrsealed:

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Post by: The Doc on 12 August 2011, 20:32
Damn you and your £1.89 bid  :angry:

£2.69.....
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Post by: Len on 12 August 2011, 20:37
Cant you bid a penny at a time?
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 12 August 2011, 20:38
Cant you bid a penny at a time?

Tightarse!

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Post by: Len on 12 August 2011, 20:52
Nah I just thought if he got a hundred bids each for a penny the penny might actually drop and realise what a sh!t car that is!
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 12 August 2011, 20:56
7 so far up at £6.00   :grin:

I'm WINNING!

 :shocked:
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Post by: T_J_G on 12 August 2011, 21:25
7 so far up at £6.00   :grin:

I'm WINNING!

 :shocked:

Oh are you!?
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Post by: MrBounce on 12 August 2011, 22:07
Damn. My £10.25 was not enough...  :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Post by: T_J_G on 12 August 2011, 22:08
Damn. My £10.25 was not enough...  :grin: :grin: :grin:

few pennies more :grin:
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Post by: JC on 12 August 2011, 22:11
come on then you rich fcukers , whose gonna outbid me  :kiss:
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Post by: T_J_G on 12 August 2011, 22:13
Me
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Post by: daz veedub on 12 August 2011, 22:21
my £52 just got outbid  :lipsrsealed: :grin: thank god  :laugh:
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Post by: T_J_G on 12 August 2011, 22:22
my £52 just got outbid  :lipsrsealed: :grin: thank god  :laugh:

:grin:
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Post by: tsr_adi on 12 August 2011, 22:33
I would laugh my arse off if someone on here actually won it and had to go buy it. You'd have to wear a paper bag on your head to drive that  :grin:
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Post by: T_J_G on 12 August 2011, 22:36
There's a reserve  :wink:
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Post by: daz veedub on 12 August 2011, 22:37
I would laugh my arse off if someone on here actually won it and had to go buy it. You'd have to wear a paper bag on your head to drive that  :grin:

id make sumet up like my 4yr old accidently pressed pay now whilst i was answering the door to the samaritans  :grin:
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Post by: JC on 12 August 2011, 22:37
i wanna win it and strip it all off
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 12 August 2011, 22:45
I've just noticed its in Cardiff.  I might even arrange a viewing.   :grin:

WINNING!

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Post by: JC on 12 August 2011, 22:46
I've just noticed its in Cardiff.  I might even arrange a viewing.   :grin:

WINNING!



wondered how long it would take you  :grin:
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Post by: Guy on 12 August 2011, 22:47
anyone going to go in over £100?
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Post by: JC on 12 August 2011, 22:47
anyone going to go in over £100?

 :lipsrsealed:


your not winning anymore Jonnie  :kiss:
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Post by: Guy on 12 August 2011, 22:50
he'll be getting himself all excited over this

its like a game of russian roulette!! who'll back down first?!
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Post by: tsr_adi on 12 August 2011, 22:50
whoever buys this monstrosity will get a steaming turd through their letterbox courtesy of my anus  :grin:
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 12 August 2011, 22:50
WINNING!

And I've emailed asking for a test drive of this heap of awesomeness!

 :grin:
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Post by: Guy on 12 August 2011, 22:51
WINNING!

And I've emailed asking for a test drive of this heap of awesomeness!

 :grin:

could you do a video review for the forum perleeeese?!
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Post by: JC on 12 August 2011, 22:52
whoever buys this monstrosity will get a steaming turd through their letterbox courtesy of my anus  :grin:

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/5/128756485900539625.jpg)

still steaming upon delivery ?
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Post by: Guy on 12 August 2011, 22:53
i've always thought we should have a group forum purchase and then either rescue the car in question or just burn it
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Post by: T_J_G on 12 August 2011, 22:54
Thing is, it is worth over £100. Only just but it is!
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Post by: SoundillusioN on 12 August 2011, 22:54
WINNING!

And I've emailed asking for a test drive of this heap of awesomeness!

 :grin:

Please buy this!

You might be able to save it...  :laugh:  Better still you could double your money on E38.  :cool:  :grin:
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Post by: Guy on 12 August 2011, 22:55
so who bid £117?
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Post by: SoundillusioN on 12 August 2011, 22:57
i've always thought we should have a group forum purchase and then either rescue the car in question or just burn it

I like this idea. Monthly feature at £1 each a go.

so who bid £117?

JV when he saw the front of it.  :grin:  :lipsrsealed:
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Post by: JC on 12 August 2011, 22:58
this bloke will be spanking the monkey thinking he got loads of interested parties . . . . . .
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 12 August 2011, 22:59
so who bid £117?

Ssshhh!   :lipsrsealed:

I'll let you clean it.

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Post by: Guy on 12 August 2011, 23:06
so who bid £117?

Ssshhh!   :lipsrsealed:

I'll let you clean it.



clean it?! i wouldn't piss on it if it was on fire!

can't we all buy this one and strip it then burn it? (i think this is the pyromaniac in me coming out!!)

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GOLF-MK-3-1-8-FULL-CUSTOM-BODY-KIT-TWIN-LIGHTS-LOWERED-/250869572389?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a68fde325 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GOLF-MK-3-1-8-FULL-CUSTOM-BODY-KIT-TWIN-LIGHTS-LOWERED-/250869572389?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a68fde325)
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Post by: danny_p on 12 August 2011, 23:18
if it was a 16v i'd buy it,   then rip the motor out  if you wanted to set fire to it after you'd be more than welcome
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Post by: Wayne on 12 August 2011, 23:47

can't we all buy this one and strip it then burn it? (i think this is the pyromaniac in me coming out!!)

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GOLF-MK-3-1-8-FULL-CUSTOM-BODY-KIT-TWIN-LIGHTS-LOWERED-/250869572389?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a68fde325 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GOLF-MK-3-1-8-FULL-CUSTOM-BODY-KIT-TWIN-LIGHTS-LOWERED-/250869572389?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a68fde325)

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I like the bit that says it could be a show car
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Post by: billy_vw on 13 August 2011, 08:17
Just so you all know the reserve is 


£850  :grin: :grin: :grin:


Ive given away better cars than this
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Post by: Gavv8 on 13 August 2011, 09:12
I like the wheels.
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 13 August 2011, 09:12
Ohh! I have an email.
 :kiss:

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Post by: archie837 on 13 August 2011, 10:29
Ohh! I have an email.
 :kiss:



Does it say you can only drive it if interested?

Also leading him on by saying it looks awesome, shame on you! :grin:
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 13 August 2011, 10:33
 :grin:

 :evil:

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Post by: archie837 on 13 August 2011, 10:38
Not VW but NEEDS to die!!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CORSA-SHOW-CAR-1-6i-16-VALVE-1998-/170663160940?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27bc512c6c

"Built by haynes for their corsa max power publication"

 :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 13 August 2011, 10:40

can't we all buy this one and strip it then burn it? (i think this is the pyromaniac in me coming out!!)

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GOLF-MK-3-1-8-FULL-CUSTOM-BODY-KIT-TWIN-LIGHTS-LOWERED-/250869572389?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a68fde325 (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GOLF-MK-3-1-8-FULL-CUSTOM-BODY-KIT-TWIN-LIGHTS-LOWERED-/250869572389?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a68fde325)

I emailed the buyer of this.

Dear a_to_b_vehicles,

Hi,

I'll pay you to scrap this piece of sh!t.


They replied this morning with:

Dear XXXX

O

- a_to_b_vehicles

 :grin: :grin: :grin:

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Post by: Diamond Hell on 13 August 2011, 11:13
'are you in Barry'

 :grin:
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 13 August 2011, 11:21
'are you in Barry'

 :grin:

Got another email.. The car is in the grangetown area of Cardiff.  Rough!

It has No tax and No insurance.

He said, and I quote:

"...here is my mobile,,plz no txt mesgs i have no credit si i cant txt back 07780211586"

might be worth a trip, just for giggles!

 :laugh:
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Post by: SoundillusioN on 13 August 2011, 11:27
Not VW but NEEDS to die!!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CORSA-SHOW-CAR-1-6i-16-VALVE-1998-/170663160940?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27bc512c6c

"Built by haynes for their corsa max power publication"

 :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

Wow what a car, modded by pro's.  :grin:

Didn't one of their "how to modify a car" books feature a mk2, wonder where that is now.
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Post by: Wayne on 13 August 2011, 12:07
Not VW but NEEDS to die!!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CORSA-SHOW-CAR-1-6i-16-VALVE-1998-/170663160940?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27bc512c6c

"Built by haynes for their corsa max power publication"


Nearly £6k for that  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 15 August 2011, 20:02
Oh No! I've been outbid.  £122 now.

 :huh:

 :grin: