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Title: Man Periods?
Post by: mellow yellow on 08 August 2011, 14:35
anyone else get them? i've been in a right strop for the past couple of days!
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Toby on 08 August 2011, 14:36
man the fcuk up  :grin: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Rhyso on 08 August 2011, 14:38
man the fcuk up  :grin: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

And re-size your sig pic at the same time  :tongue:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Toby on 08 August 2011, 14:39
man the fcuk up  :grin: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

And re-size your sig pic at the same time  :tongue:

mines the best! still have no idea how to make it work, and iv tryd several times  :grin:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: mellow yellow on 08 August 2011, 14:47
man the fcuk up  :grin: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

And re-size your sig pic at the same time  :tongue:

blah blah blah..
i'll sort it boss  :smiley:

honestly though, i'm like a little b!tch today, keep snapping at everyone! keep having to check my pants for blood  :sad:  :grin:

it must just be me then  :laugh: :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Toby on 08 August 2011, 15:05
im regualy like this! i did 8 20 hour days! and she wonderd why i was moody after those 8 days strate i had 2 days off, 1st day she wakes me up at 7.30! she got a good telling off... wasnt complaining when i got my wages tho  :rolleyes: wonder why...
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: mellow yellow on 08 August 2011, 15:15
im regualy like this! i did 8 20 hour days! and she wonderd why i was moody after those 8 days strate i had 2 days off, 1st day she wakes me up at 7.30! she got a good telling off... wasnt complaining when i got my wages tho  :rolleyes: wonder why...

lol sounds about right! most of my little moods have been aimed at the mrs!  :lipsrsealed: 9/10 its about money as well!
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Toby on 08 August 2011, 15:18
iv paid for the holiday! ( £1200) supplied spending money (£600) and ended up paying for her nails? (£60) and spend £100 today on cloths! and only spend £550 on my self for cloths for holiday! iv no idea where iv gone wrong... that word beggining with N i think!  :undecided:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Mitching on 08 August 2011, 15:21
Only mansturation I'm familiar with is the beeriod.
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Jack3559 on 08 August 2011, 15:51
Definitely a real thing.

Once a month I get real cranky and my mangina gets all freaky.

Sometimes I'm like :laugh: and then I'm like  :cry: and then I'm like :sick: and then I'm back to :laugh:

And I buy shoes.
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: mellow yellow on 08 August 2011, 15:55
Definitely a real thing.

Once a month I get real cranky and my mangina gets all freaky.

Sometimes I'm like :laugh: and then I'm like  :cry: and then I'm like :sick: and then I'm back to :laugh:

And I buy shoes.

in the campest possible way......... shopping help me too  :laugh: :lipsrsealed: :embarassed:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 08 August 2011, 16:01
Northerners'  :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Jack3559 on 08 August 2011, 16:02
 :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: mellow yellow on 08 August 2011, 16:10
Northerners'  :rolleyes:



are the coolest folk in the UK .... fact!  :cool:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 08 August 2011, 16:13
Northerners'  :rolleyes:



are the coolest folk in the UK .... fact!  :cool:

Well use this as your sig', precious.

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/Cause-I-love-you-justin-bieber-17738092-500-430.jpg)

Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: mellow yellow on 08 August 2011, 16:23
Northerners'  :rolleyes:



are the coolest folk in the UK .... fact!  :cool:

Well use this as your sig', precious.

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/Cause-I-love-you-justin-bieber-17738092-500-430.jpg)





hhmmmm can you resize it for me? i dont want to get in trouble again  :smiley:  :kiss:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 08 August 2011, 16:31
Better still.

Give us some advance warning (http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/period-tracker-deluxe/id289084315?mt=8)

Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: mellow yellow on 08 August 2011, 16:38
Better still.

Give us some advance warning (http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/period-tracker-deluxe/id289084315?mt=8)



 :grin: lol i hope you knew of this anyway and not just  googled it for my benefit  :grin:

but in all northern seriousness...... i'm too tight to have an i-phone  :wink:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: bobotheclown on 08 August 2011, 22:22
Seriously what are you talking about. Geez this is just crazy talk
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Len on 11 August 2011, 08:39
Stop taking the estrogen
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: kellywild83 on 11 August 2011, 10:26
Definitely a real thing.

Once a month I get real cranky and my mangina gets all freaky.

Sometimes I'm like :laugh: and then I'm like  :cry: and then I'm like :sick: and then I'm back to :laugh:

And I buy shoes.

This one line quotation ^^^^^ gives a perfect description of what it feels like around that small amount of time in each month where a female goes bonkerz... You deffo suffer man periods only  someone whos been through it could explain it that well lol  :grin:  :grin:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Seanl on 11 August 2011, 16:20
Apparently I suffer from them on a weekly basis for about 6 days at a time. Dunno what the Stupid Fu**ing Wh*re bag Bi*ch is on about!  :angry:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Jimble on 11 August 2011, 17:53
Drink some prune juice and have a nice big dump!! :laugh:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Gavv8 on 11 August 2011, 19:00
Drink some prune juice and have a nice big dump!! :laugh:
God thats funny :laugh:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: mellow yellow on 16 September 2011, 09:39
think i'm "on" again  :laugh: :cry: :evil:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Godzilla on 16 September 2011, 10:33
Tears of laughter at this thread!!

On a serious note......  Go to the Doctor and ask for your Testosterone levels to be checked. You will get a blood test and the results back in a week......You may need TRT which is basically the same as HRT only for blokes.  If that is the case you will be given either an injection every 10-14 days or a patch to put on your balls daily.....This will make you feel like a geezer again!!

Maybe of interest for you bud.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CgAOIqE4ek&list=FLNJmySfUdO07e7Rc1Sh6dFw&index=2

Oh....On your next shopping trip M&S have some great offers on Autumn flowery clothing items and also some lovely woolly boots for those extra chilly evenings   :grin:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Jimble on 16 September 2011, 13:07
A patch to put on your balls???? :huh: are you serious? :laugh:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Godzilla on 16 September 2011, 14:01
A patch to put on your balls???? :huh: are you serious? :laugh:

Indeed so bud

It allows Testosterone to raise to the levels they should be, age dependent and levels on what dose are prescribed.  Or the other way is to get an IM shot of Enanthate or Cypionate, these are very effective in TRT.
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 16 September 2011, 14:05
A patch to put on your balls???? :huh: are you serious? :laugh:
you stick the other half tobyour arse so it pulls your cock and bals back thus giving you a mangina and an excuse to winge
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Godzilla on 16 September 2011, 14:18
A patch to put on your balls???? :huh: are you serious? :laugh:
you stick the other half tobyour arse so it pulls your cock and bals back thus giving you a mangina and an excuse to winge

Classic  :laugh:
Title: Re: Man Periods?
Post by: Tazzy on 16 September 2011, 15:19
i dont have man periods, people just annoy me with lack of common sense and stupidity, mostly the gf