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Model specific boards => Golf mk6 => Topic started by: fazz on 04 July 2011, 11:27
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anyone ever put one in there golf??
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:embarassed:
oh dear :laugh:
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Your havin laugh right ? :rolleyes:
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Is that the thing in the passenger seat that makes weird noises when you start going to fast :laugh:
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anyone ever put one in there golf??
What are they? And is that 'there' as in 'over there' or as in 'I didn't pay attention at school'?
Is it what they used to fit to Stuka dive bombers?
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I'm not sure that we're going to see fazz again in this thread.
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A real man would be back to fight his corner! :grin:
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Must be a Mk3 newcomer :grin:
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anyone ever put one in there their golf??
Spell check complete. :sick:
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Anyone ever put one in there their golf??
Spell check complete. :sick:
If you're going to do a job...
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Anyone ever put one in there their golf??
Spell check complete. :sick:
If you're going to do a job...
Don't even go there. Or is it their? :evil:
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What the hell is a screamer pipe?
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What the hell is a screamer pipe?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screamer_Pipe
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What the hell is a screamer pipe?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screamer_Pipe
I WANT!!!!!
.... oh hang on a minute, i dont have a car :undecided:
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anyone ever put one in there their golf??
Spell check complete. :sick:
sorry i never knew you lot were so educated....
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anyone ever put one in there their golf??
Spell check complete. :sick:
sorry i never knew you lot were so educated....
tis sad but true... welcome to the forum! :smiley:
p.s. i throw in some mistakes on prupose sometimes just to wind up the spell checker people on here :grin: thats a fact!
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I dont see what is wrong with asking, ive heard them on a couple of bm's and they sound good...well thats what i think..
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I dont see what is wrong with asking, ive heard them on a couple of bm's and they sound good...well thats what i think..
good on you! stick to your opinion because thats what counts.... if you like it get it!
I have never heard one to comment if im honest so will reserve judgement :nerd:
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Sound great on a race car, not sure they're much cop on a hatchback. Popping and flames is far cooler.
nick
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I dont see what is wrong with asking, ive heard them on a couple of bm's and they sound good...well thats what i think..
You might like this too...
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/84/pimped2kamilkeisterwwwk.jpg)
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For one moment I thought it was a screaming gay tube. :undecided:
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I dont see what is wrong with asking, ive heard them on a couple of bm's and they sound good...well thats what i think..
You might like this too...
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/84/pimped2kamilkeisterwwwk.jpg)
lol...ive never been in to modified cars just liked the sound i heard yesterday on a BMW 530d..
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I dont see what is wrong with asking, ive heard them on a couple of bm's and they sound good...well thats what i think..
You might like this too...
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/84/pimped2kamilkeisterwwwk.jpg)
lol...ive never been in to modified cars just liked the sound i heard yesterday on a BMW 530d..
Sorry mate, I don't mean to take the p1ss but your question is quite unusual on this forum. For a second I thought you were an alt of some of the comedians who frequent us with their banter....
Jim
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I don't know about any pipe but you boys are screaming tonight with your whit and sarcasm!
There's nothing wrong with asking but the feedback says it all and for me I think it'd be a waste of your hard-earned.
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I don't know about any pipe but you boys are screaming tonight with your whit and sarcasm!
There's nothing wrong with asking but the feedback says it all and for me I think it'd be a waste of your hard-earned.
Yeah, spend it on some wheels, exhaust, ECU mod, rear LED's, black mirror caps instead. Now that's value for money :wink:
Jim
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Can you light an oily rag off one then? Why not - if it floats yer boat go for it Sir
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So, what we've got here is someone who has just bought (has had bought for him?) a brand new Diesel engined car. Something with no miles on it. Something that has 3 years or warranty on it.
This someone now wants to buy a modification that will invalidate his warranty by quite possibly completely knackering his turbo and an engine that wasn't designed to have the boost vented directly into the atmosphere and is full of sensors that will wonder what the hell is going on.
This someone who doesn't realise his neigbours might not be Need For Speed fans and will want to kill him the first time he drives a Stuka Dive Bomber up the road late at night, and possibly will kill him the third time he drives the car up the road late at night.
Someone who doesn't mind their car going 'rattle rattle wheeeeeeee, rattle rattle wheeeeeeee'.
Someone who quite enjoys getting pulled over by the police regularly?
F**k me, I'm getting old.
Okay, go for it I say. Just don't move in next door to me, and I do hope it doesn't cost too much as you'll probably want to rip it out and kick it into orbit after 10 minutes of hearing it.
And thanks for livening up a dull Monday :smiley:
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So, what we've got here is someone who has just bought (has had bought for him?) a brand new Diesel engined car. Something with no miles on it. Something that has 3 years or warranty on it.
This someone now wants to buy a modification that will invalidate his warranty by quite possibly completely knackering his turbo and an engine that wasn't designed to have the boost vented directly into the atmosphere and is full of sensors that will wonder what the hell is going on.
This someone who doesn't realise his neigbours might not be Need For Speed fans and will want to kill him the first time he drives a Stuka Dive Bomber up the road late at night, and possibly will kill him the third time he drives the car up the road late at night.
Someone who doesn't mind their car going 'rattle rattle wheeeeeeee, rattle rattle wheeeeeeee'.
Someone who quite enjoys getting pulled over by the police regularly?
F**k me, I'm getting old.
Okay, go for it I say. Just don't move in next door to me, and I do hope it doesn't cost too much as you'll probably want to rip it out and kick it into orbit after 10 minutes of hearing it.
And thanks for livening up a dull Monday :smiley:
where the f##k have i said i wanted to buy it , i have just asked if anyone has put one on. You do sound like a real low life correcting typos and chatting a load of crap...anyways if thats what excites you good luck to ya...
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So, what we've got here is someone who has just bought (has had bought for him?) a brand new Diesel engined car. Something with no miles on it. Something that has 3 years or warranty on it.
This someone now wants to buy a modification that will invalidate his warranty by quite possibly completely knackering his turbo and an engine that wasn't designed to have the boost vented directly into the atmosphere and is full of sensors that will wonder what the hell is going on.
This someone who doesn't realise his neigbours might not be Need For Speed fans and will want to kill him the first time he drives a Stuka Dive Bomber up the road late at night, and possibly will kill him the third time he drives the car up the road late at night.
Someone who doesn't mind their car going 'rattle rattle wheeeeeeee, rattle rattle wheeeeeeee'.
Someone who quite enjoys getting pulled over by the police regularly?
F**k me, I'm getting old.
Okay, go for it I say. Just don't move in next door to me, and I do hope it doesn't cost too much as you'll probably want to rip it out and kick it into orbit after 10 minutes of hearing it.
And thanks for livening up a dull Monday :smiley:
where the f##k have i said i wanted to buy it , i have just asked if anyone has put one on. You do sound like a real low life correcting typos and chatting a load of crap...anyways if thats what excites you good luck to ya...
LMFAO
Jim
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ahhh ... the internet!!! where we all like to listen to other peoples opinions :grin:
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So, what we've got here is someone who has just bought (has had bought for him?) a brand new Diesel engined car. Something with no miles on it. Something that has 3 years or warranty on it.
This someone now wants to buy a modification that will invalidate his warranty by quite possibly completely knackering his turbo and an engine that wasn't designed to have the boost vented directly into the atmosphere and is full of sensors that will wonder what the hell is going on.
This someone who doesn't realise his neigbours might not be Need For Speed fans and will want to kill him the first time he drives a Stuka Dive Bomber up the road late at night, and possibly will kill him the third time he drives the car up the road late at night.
Someone who doesn't mind their car going 'rattle rattle wheeeeeeee, rattle rattle wheeeeeeee'.
Someone who quite enjoys getting pulled over by the police regularly?
F**k me, I'm getting old.
Okay, go for it I say. Just don't move in next door to me, and I do hope it doesn't cost too much as you'll probably want to rip it out and kick it into orbit after 10 minutes of hearing it.
And thanks for livening up a dull Monday :smiley:
where the f##k have i said i wanted to buy it , i have just asked if anyone has put one on. You do sound like a real low life correcting typos and chatting a load of crap...anyways if thats what excites you good luck to ya...
Lighten up or frazz off you nasty little toerag. :laugh:
How dare you abuse my friend Andy.
Oh, judging by your syntax, you ARE the lowlife. :tongue:
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Lighten up or frazz off you nasty little toerag. :laugh:
How dare you abuse my friend Andy.
Oh, judging by your syntax, you ARE the lowlife. :tongue:
If your going to try to be funny, you could at least get his user name right. :rolleyes:
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where the f##k have i said i wanted to buy it , i have just asked if anyone has put one on. You do sound like a real low life correcting typos and chatting a load of crap...anyways if thats what excites you good luck to ya...
That's just how I spend my low life days, putting the world to rights and talking a load of crap. Recommended. You should try it.
:smiley:
Oh, you did.
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So, what we've got here is someone who has just bought (has had bought for him?) a brand new Diesel engined car. Something with no miles on it. Something that has 3 years or warranty on it.
This someone now wants to buy a modification that will invalidate his warranty by quite possibly completely knackering his turbo and an engine that wasn't designed to have the boost vented directly into the atmosphere and is full of sensors that will wonder what the hell is going on.
This someone who doesn't realise his neigbours might not be Need For Speed fans and will want to kill him the first time he drives a Stuka Dive Bomber up the road late at night, and possibly will kill him the third time he drives the car up the road late at night.
Someone who doesn't mind their car going 'rattle rattle wheeeeeeee, rattle rattle wheeeeeeee'.
Someone who quite enjoys getting pulled over by the police regularly?
F**k me, I'm getting old.
Okay, go for it I say. Just don't move in next door to me, and I do hope it doesn't cost too much as you'll probably want to rip it out and kick it into orbit after 10 minutes of hearing it.
And thanks for livening up a dull Monday :smiley:
where the f##k have i said i wanted to buy it , i have just asked if anyone has put one on. You do sound like a real low life correcting typos and chatting a load of crap...anyways if thats what excites you good luck to ya...
Lighten up or frazz off you nasty little toerag. :laugh:
How dare you abuse my friend Andy.
Oh, judging by your syntax, you ARE the lowlife. :tongue:
Andy's a big boy i'm sure he can stick up for himself beside's i'm sure fazz's comments were not pointed directly at Andy. Fazz asked a simple question and everyone jumped on the bandwagon having a go at him. What's the problem? There's been a lot more stupid questions asked before without the piss take!
You've talked more sh!te on here (your about 90 years old who calls his car WOLFGANG for f**ks sake), who the f**k are you to judge him. I bet you would'nt call him a lowlife to his face.
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Come on ladies, no need for us all to stoop to this level of name calling, he's probably a MK5er just trying to cause some in house fighting.... :evil:
Jim
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Oh oh, I can see where this is heading.
I call a truce!
Okay, here goes.
It was a badly written first post with no background and as we're all a little sensitive to the wind up merchants in this section young fazz got a littl bit jumped on and we had a bit of fun with his question.
If he'd have cared to write the original question a little bit more thoroughly so he didn't come accross as a ned then all would have been rosy.
Peace everybody.
Love you fazz :kiss: we're just trying to save you from yourself.
Screamer pipe: good fun for larking about outside MaccyDs or Ace Cafe maybe but that's about it. A little immature for us boring VW owners who look down our noses at everyone else. Plus it'll knacker your oily bits and electronics as they're not designed for this type of turbo pressure release. It would also make your car suffer chronic turbo lag I'd think as the recirculated gasses are used to spool the turbo up quicker when you go back on the gas from what I can remember when I used to know about such things.
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Hope this lightens things up a bit , its a bit long but brilliant Cnut is the word :laugh: :kiss:
My research of the English language has resulted in many interesting discoveries.
The following report may enlighten you as to the meaning of a well used word.
The word “thingy†nowadays is used in many different ways
It is actually derived from an ancient Roman word “thingytes†and was first heard uttered by Julius Cesar on the famous marble steps …â€Ahhg!! I’ve been stabbed in the back by a bunch of thingytes !!!â€
However it was another thousand years before it was heard again…strangely enough in England…by which time it had been shortened .Records show that during the Battle of Hastings King Harold was distinctly heard to exclaim - â€Forsooth!..I fear the battle is lost!! Some thingy has shot me in the eye!!†(it is rumoured…although there is little evidence available to substantiate it…that the word was then used again in a completely different context as one of his aides was heard to shout “Gadzooks Sire!!..it will be a thingy of job pulling that out!!â€)
Shortly after it became part of the English language (possibly due to its Royal connection)…and found it’s way into the dictionary where it seems to have two basic meanings….
1.(noun) The outer female organ; The girl thingy
2.(noun) A very unpleasant or stupid person.
The first meaning needs no clarification…but the second could leave one a little confused…so to help you spot, and hopefully avoid, number 2…the following examples may be of some assistance to you…
All Australians are thingys. Anyone who thinks otherwise is also a thingy.
The bloke with the big bushy beard, thick woollen polo neck jersey, and pint of real ale (usually tapping his foot to some noisy bloody jazz band)…..is a thingy.
All Australians are thingys.
The bloke who rattles his pipe from one side of his mouth to the other then talks with it gripped between his yellow teeth convinced that he is “Mr. Contentmentâ€â€¦.is a thingy.
Short arsed stubby blokes (who only seem to appear in the summer) with big guts, knee length baggy shorts ,football shirts and huge trainers…and walk around under the misapprehension that they look mildly athletic instead of out-of-shape twits…are thingys.
Leo Sayer is a thingy.
All Australians are thingys.
The bloke who reaches 40 – realises he is going nowhere so decides to take the character route to try to get noticed, by growing a big beard or bushy sideburns and a handlebar moustache…gets a pocket watch and turns into Dr. Watson…coming out with stuff like “That meal I had last night was most agreeable…â€â€¦.is a thingy.
George Best was and Ainslie Harriet is…a thingy.
All Australians are thingys.
The bloke who could easily retire but still works his nuts off at 65 and still takes sh!t off young yuppie upstarts…convincing himself that he “enjoys his job†…when the truth is he can’t think of f**k all else to do (e.g. the jobsworth in some sh!thole railway sidings) …is a thingy.
The newcomer to the gym who goes through a self invented stretching exercise, wrongly convinced that all the regulars will think he knows what he’s doing…and usually wears black socks and black trainers…is a thingy.
The scraggy bloke in his 40’s who, on a sunny day, walks round smoking a ciggy wearing a dark blue sleeve-less T-shirt (showing a collection of cheap fading tattoos) black socks and black trainers…and of course a f**king baseball cap…is a thingy.
All Australians are thingys.
The bloke in the golf club who kills himself laughing at all the captains unfunny jokes…is a thingy.
In fact all golf club captains are thingys.
Blokes who think “You are what you driveâ€â€¦are thingys.
All Australians are thingys.
When you put your golf ball on a tee and it falls off…the bloke who says “ONE!...Ha Ha Haâ€â€¦is a thingy.
Any bloke over 45 who wears a bandana and an earring and isn’t a member of the crew of a pirate ship …is a thingy.
The Yanks who chant “U…S…A!!†at sporting events…are thingys.
Come to think of it all Yanks are thingys.
All Australians are thingys.
The bloke who insists on telling you how good his car is…is worse than the bloke who tells you how good he is with women…but it’s immaterial really…because they are both thingys.
Blokes who ride those bikes where you lie down and steer them under your arse (with a f**king flag on the end of a long thin pole look like, and indeed are… thingys.
The bearded rotund loudmouth with the scarf and pint of beer in the rugby stands who shouts “We need more ball!!†or similar obvious f**king instructions the hooker doesn’t really need telling while he’s getting his head trodden on…is a thingy.
All Australians are thingys.
All Morris dancers are thingys…with no exceptions.
The misguided parent who has emptied his bank account trying to turn his offspring into another Pete Sampras … not realising that young Darren will very soon prefer shagging…is a thingy.
The bloke who goes up to the club pianist and comes out with the highly original “Can you play far away†…is a thingy.
All Australians are thingys.
Any bloke who rides a horse and isn’t a jockey … is a thingy.
The bloke who insists on telling you about all his ailments…mistaking you for someone who gives a f**k…is a thingy.
Cliff Richard isn’t necessarily a thingy…but he will be if he brings out another Christmas f**king record!!
Anyone who likes Hip Hop, Garage, or Rap music and is over 16…is a thingy.
All Australians are thingys.
Anyone who likes all three and is over 16…is a f**king thingy.
Any bloke with a Mohican haircut…is a thingy…unless he was present at Custer’s Last Stand… (incidentally Custer was a thingy as well)
The Macho guys in tight jeans, cowboy boots and big Stetsons who are seen in every bloody country and western video in station wagons or around a pool table…are thingys.
All Australians are thingys.
The pissed-up football hooligan (usually English) in Italy, with no shirt on, who stands at the front of the mob beckoning the oncoming armoured car with both hands to “have a go†just before the water cannon blasts him arse over tit along the gravel leaving him upside down against a brick wall with no skin and a broken neck …is a thingy.
Jonathon Ross is a thingy.
Duran Duran and Spandau Ballet are a shower of thingys.
Each member of Take That (with the possible exception of Gary Barlow) is a thingy.
All Australians are thingys.
Robbie Williams obviously realised this and left…but that doesn’t matter because he’s a thingy as well.
George W. Bush is a gold plated thingy. (see also ..wayne kerr..tosspot..knob head).
Terry Wogan, Michael Parkinson, Paul Daniels and Sebastian Coe…not forgetting Prince Edward…are thingys.
All Australians are thingys.
I don’t know if Mel Gibson is a thingy…err…yes he is…now it’s official.
Anyone who understands what baseball is all about (or even f**king cares)…is a thingy
Anyone who “works hard and plays hardâ€â€¦is a thingy.
The Monkeys are thingys…Mickey Dolenz being the biggest.
All Australians are thingys.
The bloke in the queue at the airport with a trolley loaded up with cases surrounded by screaming kids, trying to look cool in his brand new trainers ,brand new tracky bottoms and brand new flowery shirt (with the original crease still in it)…and of course a gold bracelet round his f**king neck …is a thingy.
The whole population of Bangor are thingys.
The short arsed dancing fool in Boney M who mimes to some other pricks voice …is a thingy.
Mustn’t forget Bruce Forsythe…what a thingy he is.
All Australians are thingys.
The bloke in the driving seat of his car on his way to Wales on a Sunday accompanied by three yapping blue rinse old bags…him being the only surviving husband…is a thingy.
The young bloke at the wedding with the white suit and black open neck shirt who decides he’s gonna show the older ones how the younger generation dance to the disco…is a thingy.
The lad with the gaping mouth and protruding bottom lip and can of lager … walking down the street uttering intelligent comments like “I’m gone rip iz ‘ead off!!â€â€¦is a total thingy.(and if you ever wonder where NOWHERE is just make a note of the direction he’s heading ).
All Australians are thingys.
It is very difficult not to think all masons are thingys…so they must be.
Blokes who stand in a circle in the pub listening intently to each other with a furrowed brow and biting their bottom lip and throwing the odd sixpeneth into the conversation as they discuss their teams midfield problems …and think that the hairy arsed overpaid manager in his mansion gives a flying f**k what they think …are thingys.
Ainslie Harriet is such a thingy he deserves a second mention.
All Australians are thingys.
Denis Norden , who seriously requires that clip board shoving up his arse…is a thingy.
Did I mention Ant and Dec?...pair of thingys?...I f**king think so!!.
And finally . . . . . All Australians are thingys.
So there you are. This list is by no means exhaustive but it will give you some idea of what to look for and hopefully avoid as you negotiate life’s long and winding road.
Because this word has ceased to be a swear word…it should no longer be regarded as offensive. If, however, you have been offended …simply add your name to the above list.
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Lighten up or frazz off you nasty little toerag. :laugh:
How dare you abuse my friend Andy.
Oh, judging by your syntax, you ARE the lowlife. :tongue:
If your going to try to be funny, you could at least get his user name right. :rolleyes:
Especially introduced an 'r', as in frazzle. Dumbo. :rolleyes:
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So, what we've got here is someone who has just bought (has had bought for him?) a brand new Diesel engined car. Something with no miles on it. Something that has 3 years or warranty on it.
This someone now wants to buy a modification that will invalidate his warranty by quite possibly completely knackering his turbo and an engine that wasn't designed to have the boost vented directly into the atmosphere and is full of sensors that will wonder what the hell is going on.
This someone who doesn't realise his neigbours might not be Need For Speed fans and will want to kill him the first time he drives a Stuka Dive Bomber up the road late at night, and possibly will kill him the third time he drives the car up the road late at night.
Someone who doesn't mind their car going 'rattle rattle wheeeeeeee, rattle rattle wheeeeeeee'.
Someone who quite enjoys getting pulled over by the police regularly?
F**k me, I'm getting old.
Okay, go for it I say. Just don't move in next door to me, and I do hope it doesn't cost too much as you'll probably want to rip it out and kick it into orbit after 10 minutes of hearing it.
And thanks for livening up a dull Monday :smiley:
where the f##k have i said i wanted to buy it , i have just asked if anyone has put one on. You do sound like a real low life correcting typos and chatting a load of crap...anyways if thats what excites you good luck to ya...
Lighten up or frazz off you nasty little toerag. :laugh:
How dare you abuse my friend Andy.
Oh, judging by your syntax, you ARE the lowlife. :tongue:
if you call that abusive, sorry i abused your friend, i will let you carry on with your cyber friend if that makes you happy..
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So, what we've got here is someone who has just bought (has had bought for him?) a brand new Diesel engined car. Something with no miles on it. Something that has 3 years or warranty on it.
This someone now wants to buy a modification that will invalidate his warranty by quite possibly completely knackering his turbo and an engine that wasn't designed to have the boost vented directly into the atmosphere and is full of sensors that will wonder what the hell is going on.
This someone who doesn't realise his neigbours might not be Need For Speed fans and will want to kill him the first time he drives a Stuka Dive Bomber up the road late at night, and possibly will kill him the third time he drives the car up the road late at night.
Someone who doesn't mind their car going 'rattle rattle wheeeeeeee, rattle rattle wheeeeeeee'.
Someone who quite enjoys getting pulled over by the police regularly?
F**k me, I'm getting old.
Okay, go for it I say. Just don't move in next door to me, and I do hope it doesn't cost too much as you'll probably want to rip it out and kick it into orbit after 10 minutes of hearing it.
And thanks for livening up a dull Monday :smiley:
where the f##k have i said i wanted to buy it , i have just asked if anyone has put one on. You do sound like a real low life correcting typos and chatting a load of crap...anyways if thats what excites you good luck to ya...
Lighten up or frazz off you nasty little toerag. :laugh:
How dare you abuse my friend Andy.
Oh, judging by your syntax, you ARE the lowlife. :tongue:
Andy's a big boy i'm sure he can stick up for himself beside's i'm sure fazz's comments were not pointed directly at Andy. Fazz asked a simple question and everyone jumped on the bandwagon having a go at him. What's the problem? There's been a lot more stupid questions asked before without the piss take!
You've talked more sh!te on here (your about 90 years old who calls his car WOLFGANG for f**ks sake), who the f**k are you to judge him. I bet you would'nt call him a lowlife to his face.
Ah, still smarting by your stupidity. :laugh:
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Where are the moderators when you need them?
Mr The Doc, please put us out of our misery and lock this thread please.....
Jim
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Delete, delete this screamer of a thread as it's putting lots of wind up people's pipes. :laugh:
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So much for the truce. Don't say I didn't try!!
Steve, love the thingy post. One of the most accurate things I've seen in a long time.
Stuff the truce then, lets have some WAR!
We haven't had a good fight on here for ages, where's all the usual suspects (a.k.a. unwelcome guests to the mk6 section) when you need them?
We might as well get it all kicked off before we all get kicked off or the thread gets kicked out.... :laugh:
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Fazz, who bought your car for you?
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So much for the truce. Don't say I didn't try!!
Steve, love the thingy post. One of the most accurate things I've seen in a long time.
Stuff the truce then, lets have some WAR!
We haven't had a good fight on here for ages, where's all the usual suspects (a.k.a. unwelcome guests to the mk6 section) when you need them?
We might as well get it all kicked off before we all get kicked off or the thread gets kicked out.... :laugh:
Its ment to say Cnut Andy :grin:
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So much for the truce. Don't say I didn't try!!
Steve, love the thingy post. One of the most accurate things I've seen in a long time.
Stuff the truce then, lets have some WAR!
We haven't had a good fight on here for ages, where's all the usual suspects (a.k.a. unwelcome guests to the mk6 section) when you need them?
We might as well get it all kicked off before we all get kicked off or the thread gets kicked out.... :laugh:
Its ment to say Cnut Andy :grin:
I did manage to work that out. :smiley:
Sometimes you cant have a good old swear without some software nannying you!
Disclaimer. Don't swear kids, it's not nice and you won't catch me doing it.
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Yes, let's have a good fight. Have been itching for one for sometime.
I'll give Sundaydriver some special attention first:
I do hope your unnecessary fury towards me is not because of the great stupidity you exhibited by closing the garage door onto the roof of your GTI or not understanding the difference between the words stupid and stupidity or that your brains have been jiggled to a mash by the lack of ACC with your 19" wheels or your failure to get a decent *grear* knob at a knock down price.
If it is one or even none of the above, I fully understand and will be completely supportive. If there is anything I can do to help, please don't hesitate to ask in your usual vitriolic manner.
Goodbye. You're the weakest link. :laugh:
*Happy? :kiss:
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Yes, let's have a good fight. Have been itching for one for sometime.
I'll give Sundaydriver some special attention first:
I do hope your unnecessary fury towards me is not because of the great stupidity you exhibited by closing the garage door onto the roof of your GTI or not understanding the difference between the words stupid and stupidity or that your brains have been jiggled to a mash by the lack of ACC with your 19" wheels or your failure to get a decent grear knob at a knock down price.
If it is one or even none of the above, I fully understand and will be completely supportive. If there is anything I can do to help, please don't hesitate to ask in your usual vitriolic manner.
Goodbye. You're the weakest link. :laugh:
OK let's go for it old man, Who said i closed the garage door on my roof? Not me! and you can talk is there any panel on WOLFGANG you hav'nt damaged.
And what's a "grear knob" by the way, who's stupid now? and you take the piss out of other people's grammer!
Spotted you today going to work! :grin:
(http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu237/k33ste/scooter.jpg)
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Yes, let's have a good fight. Have been itching for one for sometime.
I'll give Sundaydriver some special attention first:
I do hope your unnecessary fury towards me is not because of the great stupidity you exhibited by closing the garage door onto the roof of your GTI or not understanding the difference between the words stupid and stupidity or that your brains have been jiggled to a mash by the lack of ACC with your 19" wheels or your failure to get a decent grear knob at a knock down price.
If it is one or even none of the above, I fully understand and will be completely supportive. If there is anything I can do to help, please don't hesitate to ask in your usual vitriolic manner.
Goodbye. You're the weakest link. :laugh:
OK let's go for it old man, Who said i closed the garage door on my roof? Not me! and you can talk is there any panel on WOLFGANG you hav'nt damaged.
And what's a "grear knob" by the way, who's stupid now? and you take the piss out of other people's grammer!
Spotted you today going to work! :grin:
(http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu237/k33ste/scooter.jpg)
Now listen you young p!sser who cannot p!ss straight:
It was typed on a Blackberry, so I can be forgiven. But thank you for paying such good attention and I will duly correct my unforced error.
But I made a forced error which you did not notice.
I should have said stupidly and not stupidity. Ah well, one can but try and prove a point. The offending post a few days ago on another thread which has caused all the fuss between us should have used the former word, but my intentions were good though the excecution terrible.
And you are being so very refreshingly childish with your images. You delight me.
BTW, I have not damaged a single metal panel on my car MYSELF. It has probably been vandalised by some guy probably driving a white GTI. :grin:
I am bored now. Have a good evening. Goodbye.
I forgot ....... :kiss: :kiss:
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(http://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu237/k33ste/scooter.jpg)
Bet that's fitted with a screamer :laugh:
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Lighten up or frazz off you nasty little toerag. :laugh:
How dare you abuse my friend Andy.
Oh, judging by your syntax, you ARE the lowlife. :tongue:
If your going to try to be funny, you could at least get his user name right. :rolleyes:
Especially introduced an 'r', as in frazzle. Dumbo. :rolleyes:
One word. Tw@
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Lighten up or frazz off you nasty little toerag. :laugh:
How dare you abuse my friend Andy.
Oh, judging by your syntax, you ARE the lowlife. :tongue:
If your going to try to be funny, you could at least get his user name right. :rolleyes:
Especially introduced an 'r', as in frazzle. Dumbo. :rolleyes:
One word. Tw@
2 words.. nail, head.
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One word: DUMMER.
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Where are the moderators when you need them?
Mr The Doc, please put us out of our misery and lock this thread please.....
Jim
It's hard to know what to lock and what to leave alone sometimes :wink:
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