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Title: condoms
Post by: kr1s77 on 25 May 2011, 21:26
Which brand do you guys prefer, that's if you use any?
Mates, durex or other. I use durex  :laugh:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Horney on 25 May 2011, 21:28
None, bareback FTW!

Nick
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Post by: Khare on 25 May 2011, 21:32
Skinny dipping FTW
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: kr1s77 on 25 May 2011, 21:34
Can't do that anymore, the wifes off the pill and talking about getting pregnant, so I'm bagging up now as don't want another one just yet.
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: boneybradley on 25 May 2011, 21:41
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jne/lowres/jnen179l.jpg)

That's all I can say and that's the reason I have 3 kids  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Jimble on 25 May 2011, 21:41
Trojans!                  









i wish :grin:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Toby on 25 May 2011, 21:46
Can't do that anymore, the wifes off the pill and talking about getting pregnant, so I'm bagging up now as don't want another one just yet.

+1 i use http://www.britishcondoms.co.uk/ they have a good selestion and good prices to!  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 25 May 2011, 22:17
None, bareback FTW!

Nick

This!
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Post by: dom on 25 May 2011, 22:39
None, bareback FTW!

Nick

This!

Agreed!
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Jack3559 on 25 May 2011, 22:40
+1

My boyfriend hates the feeling of rubber up his arse.
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 25 May 2011, 22:54
what ever ones i get free from the nhs  :grin:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Jay on 25 May 2011, 23:00
None, bareback FTW!

Nick

This!

Agreed!


+1

Title: Re: condoms
Post by: R32UK on 25 May 2011, 23:53
not bothered.. she buys em, i get my end away, everyones a winner
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: luke on 26 May 2011, 01:39
kleenex, man size..
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: JC on 26 May 2011, 06:59
 :grin:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Kerrse on 26 May 2011, 07:33
Having sex without a condom is like hiring a blind jockey for a 3 legged horse  :grin:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Jack3559 on 26 May 2011, 11:56
Having sex without a condom is like hiring a blind jockey for a 3 legged horse  :grin:

What's that like then? Is that bad? Is having unprotected sex bad?  :sad:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Kerrse on 26 May 2011, 12:02
Having sex without a condom is like hiring a blind jockey for a 3 legged horse  :grin:

What's that like then? Is that bad? Is having unprotected sex bad?  :sad:

Oops i meant to say  :grin: :grin: :lipsrsealed:

Having sex with a condom is like hiring a blind jockey for a 3 legged horse  :grin:

Only tried one once didn't like it ..luckily have been with my g/f for a long time so don't have to worry about them.
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Mr_F on 26 May 2011, 12:22
Don't be silly Wrap y' Willy

Remains of a Salt and Vinegar Crisp Packet, with some salt left in, ooooh!

No wait, I'm not a dumb ass 13 year old, get her / keep her on the pill!

Title: Re: condoms
Post by: leigh_harty on 26 May 2011, 17:28
durex but im still a virgin... does that technicall still count?  :undecided:
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Post by: mongchops on 26 May 2011, 17:35
Saves making the sheets sticky I suppose!
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: bobbarley on 26 May 2011, 17:37
None, bareback FTW!

Seriously though... x2
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: mark-mk3gti on 26 May 2011, 18:32
durex but im still a virgin... does that technicall still count?  :undecided:

posh wanks :D
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Dolly on 26 May 2011, 18:43
the ones with the faces of JLS..

nah seriously shes on the pill  :smiley:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: golf-sib on 26 May 2011, 18:51
Whats sex? Seriously what is it, last time I had it was before I started having 100's off hobbies to kill all the new extra time I have to myself

On a serious note, durex... what's with the question though?
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Wazzzer on 26 May 2011, 18:57
having the snip soonish so won't need any ever again  :laugh:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: MrBounce on 26 May 2011, 19:26
Firking horrible things. Luckily Mrs B agrees. Still, they're there for horny teenagers and one night stands. Keeps you clean...  :grin:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: tom-gardiner on 27 May 2011, 01:00
Still, they're there for horny teenagers and one night stands. Keeps you clean...  :grin:

+1

and get her on the pill!!
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: irmscher on 27 May 2011, 13:05
My boyfriend hates the feeling of rubber up his arse.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Jay on 27 May 2011, 13:55
having the snip soonish so won't need any ever again  :laugh:

I've heard from someone that had it done that it feels like you've been kicked in the balls and it lasts for 2 -3 weeks  :sick:

Implant in the arm, job done :afro:  :grin:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Mr_F on 27 May 2011, 14:12
Implant in the arm, job done :afro:  :grin:

How does implanting an arm in your bollocks help?  :laugh:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Jay on 27 May 2011, 14:49
Implant in the arm, job done :afro:  :grin:

How does implanting an arm in your nuts help?  :laugh:
:grin:


It's for them wimmens folk init.
http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Contraception/Pages/Contraceptiveimplant.aspx
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: daz veedub on 27 May 2011, 14:52
aldi carrier bags  :laugh:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: leigh_harty on 27 May 2011, 15:43
Hate condoms, but if you do have to use one because you know she's been some nasty places

then

durex poundshop, pack of 3 for a quid, only have ribbed or flavoured though. the kiwi one smells ace

Do you smell them before or after use?
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Mr_F on 27 May 2011, 16:03
haha just smell it when opening the packet.


You sound like a pipe and slippers man, who has time to delicately sniff the contents of a condom packet at that particular moment.  Or is it just me that's quicker at getting down a hole than a ferret?!?
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: bored_Welsh_lad on 27 May 2011, 16:15
Well I think they are great for keeping the place clean and tidy for when you want to spend all day in bed smashing fcuk of out each other.. Nothing worse than wanting to eat that sweet little pussy and realising you filled it up about 30 mins ago and its dribbling like a monster...
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Post by: ashw831 on 27 May 2011, 17:25
Well I think they are great for keeping the place clean and tidy for when you want to spend all day in bed smashing fcuk of out each other.. Nothing worse than wanting to eat that sweet little pussy and realising you filled it up about 30 mins ago and its dribbling like a monster...

love it!! hahahahaha  :grin: :grin:

oh and bareback FTW..  :cool:
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Jimble on 27 May 2011, 19:08
Well I think they are great for keeping the place clean and tidy for when you want to spend all day in bed smashing fcuk of out each other.. Nothing worse than wanting to eat that sweet little pussy and realising you filled it up about 30 mins ago and its dribbling like a monster...
Ever thought about writing one of them steamy novels? :laugh: class!
Title: Re: condoms
Post by: Ant1981 on 27 May 2011, 19:25
I'm personally a fan of going bareback, love pulling it out and firing my hot liquid silk all over her ass, titties and face.

A few shots in the eye and hair too  :cool: