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Title: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: DubaiGTI on 22 May 2011, 07:25
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Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: Neil gti on 22 May 2011, 07:36
Looks like your Camel racing by some of the pics  :grin:
I wouldn't be happy with them temperatures i get prickly heat when i go down south  :grin:
Some good piccies thou
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: MAW73 on 22 May 2011, 07:48
Wow great pictures.

I bet you could fry an egg on your bonnet in those temps!

Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: The Doc on 22 May 2011, 08:01
Nah, scratch the temp, tell us the cost of fuel  :sick:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: am1w on 22 May 2011, 08:55
Great pictures. My roots are calling.  :smiley:

BTW Martin, it is so bloody hot there, the chics lay hard boiled free-range eggs! And spare a thought for all those hot, sweaty cocks!
I think the locals have to import raw ones or get them laid in an air conditioned environment or some such bizarre thing. :laugh:

Just one more point: Hope the OP and his car are circumsised. That desert sand can be very invasive.  :evil:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: Steve30 on 22 May 2011, 09:37
Great pictures. My roots are calling.  :smiley:

BTW Martin, it is so bloody hot there, the chics lay hard boiled free-range eggs! And spare a thought for all those hot, sweaty cocks!
I think the locals have to import raw ones or get them laid in an air conditioned environment or some such bizarre thing. :laugh:

Just one more point: Hope the OP and his car are circumsised. That desert sand can be very invasive.  :evil:

Oh dear we are talking sweaty cocks , best to speak to VW kev WTF is he ?  :grin:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: am1w on 22 May 2011, 09:44
Great pictures. My roots are calling.  :smiley:
BTW Martin, it is so bloody hot there, the chics lay hard boiled free-range eggs! And spare a thought for all those hot, sweaty cocks!
I think the locals have to import raw ones or get them laid in an air conditioned environment or some such bizarre thing. :laugh:
Just one more point: Hope the OP and his car are circumsised. That desert sand can be very invasive.  :evil:
Oh dear we are talking sweaty cocks , best to speak to VW kev WTF is he ?  :grin:

He is busy building a porn home cinema in his new garage. Honestly.  :shocked:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: Exonian on 22 May 2011, 10:27
Crikey, the road kill over there is going to do more than damage your lower grilles! I want a job over there, any dustmen or bog cleaner jobs going?
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: DubaiGTI on 22 May 2011, 11:06
Nah, scratch the temp, tell us the cost of fuel  :sick:

Just over 15 quid for a full tank of the fine stuff.  It was a fair bit cheaper when I moved out in 2007.  Still, not complaining :)



Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: DubaiGTI on 22 May 2011, 11:13
Crikey, the road kill over there is going to do more than damage your lower grilles! I want a job over there, any dustmen or bog cleaner jobs going?

Indeed Exonian, you do not want to hit a camel at any cost! 

If you're serious on the job front, best to register with a Dubai based recruiter.  Let me know if I can help.
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: Exonian on 22 May 2011, 11:16
Crikey, the road kill over there is going to do more than damage your lower grilles! I want a job over there, any dustmen or bog cleaner jobs going?

Indeed Exonian, you do not want to hit a camel at any cost! 

If you're serious on the job front, best to register with a Dubai based recruiter.  Let me know if I can help.
Thanks  :smiley: Trouble is I'm not actually qualified to do anything useful!!
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: am1w on 22 May 2011, 12:06
Crikey, the road kill over there is going to do more than damage your lower grilles! I want a job over there, any dustmen or bog cleaner jobs going?
Indeed Exonian, you do not want to hit a camel at any cost! 
If you're serious on the job front, best to register with a Dubai based recruiter.  Let me know if I can help.
Thanks  :smiley: Trouble is I'm not actually qualified to do anything useful!!

I am, and you can go there with me as my butler or male mistress. I'll take good care of you, either way. Besides, we would cause quite a stir. :kiss: :laugh:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: Exonian on 22 May 2011, 12:09
I'd make a good butler, rude but good!
Male mistress sounds quite good too, but I'm not wearing a dress even for you!!
Mind you I'd probably look a lot more attractive with a bit of arab headgear on.....
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: am1w on 22 May 2011, 12:12
I'd make a good butler, rude but good!
Male mistress sounds quite good too, but I'm not wearing a dress even for you!!
Mind you I'd probably look a lot more attractive with a bit of arab headgear on.....

I would never wish you to be a cock in a frock. Normal dress mode would be more than acceptable, unless you desperately wish to be Florence of Arabia.  :laugh:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: Exonian on 22 May 2011, 12:16
Great, jeans and a t-shirt it is. When do I start?  :grin:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: am1w on 22 May 2011, 12:22
Great, jeans and a t-shirt it is. When do I start?  :grin:

As soon as I get my left shoulder fixed.  :laugh:

The ex-wife is waiting to wine me, dine me and unfortunately not 69 me today! :sick:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: Exonian on 22 May 2011, 12:24
Leave the shoulder as is, you can use the other arm to beat me!! I'll go get my passport right now.....
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: am1w on 22 May 2011, 12:44
My ex-wife suggests that we should Turkish wrestle, failing that I thought I could borrow her strap-on!
Must go, or she'll dump me on the roadside. :kiss:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: Steve30 on 22 May 2011, 14:42
Great, jeans and a t-shirt it is. When do I start?  :grin:

As soon as I get my left shoulder fixed.  :laugh:

The ex-wife is waiting to wine me, dine me and unfortunately not 69 me today! :sick:

Darling can I have one last blow job for the road  :laugh:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: DubaiGTI on 22 May 2011, 14:44
Which forum is this!?!

Ha ha ha
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: DRC on 22 May 2011, 20:02
Love how every non serious topic......goes seriously OFF topic :p bahaha
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: am1w on 22 May 2011, 20:06
Love how every non serious topic......goes seriously OFF topic :p bahaha

Are you upset, my dear chap, you did not instigate this wonderful feat?  :tongue:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: DRC on 22 May 2011, 21:08
Yes :( needed something to brighten up my evening :p haha
Someone persuade me to part with my hard earned and get my car remapped :(
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: am1w on 23 May 2011, 08:47
Young man, I refuse to persuade you in this pursuit of utter craziness. Is your Lion not powerful enough? Or are you intending to use it as a getaway car?
Spend the money on a decent sound system or buy a new wardrobe for yourselves. You need to look the part and enhance your own personal kerbside appeal. :grin:
You never know what dividends it may pay. :evil:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: DRC on 23 May 2011, 12:12
Asker, are you trying to imply I need to attract the ladies? :p I'll have you know I've got a partner of 2 years who loves the quickness of my Lion, but I'd like to see her smile enhance more ;p haha
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: am1w on 23 May 2011, 12:15
Asker, are you trying to imply I need to attract the ladies? :p I'll have you know I've got a partner of 2 years who loves the quickness of my Lion, but I'd like to see her smile enhance more ;p haha

No implication whatsoever. Just trying to add a bit more spice to your relationship. :evil: :laugh:
Title: Re: A hot drive through the UAE desert
Post by: Exonian on 23 May 2011, 15:21
Yes :( needed something to brighten up my evening :p haha
Someone persuade me to part with my hard earned and get my car remapped :(
Do it.
Are you persuaded now?

VAG turbo car with no re-map = dull; quickish but hard work 
VAG turbo car with re-map = fun; lots of mid range boost and even more high end boost on a K04
VAG turbo car with re-map and Sprint Booster = lively and fun; instant throttle response and a genuinely quick car