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Model specific boards => Golf mk6 => Topic started by: Exonian on 13 April 2011, 05:04
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I really can't believe that you'd actually click on a topic with a title like this! Shame on you!! :shocked:
Anyway, unfortunately I've not just come back from a break in Bangkok; instead I've just bought a new knob and thought I'd share it with everyone, particularly as there was a 10 page thread on the subject of this item last year.
Naturally it's second hand and cost about half the price of a new one, so without further ado; Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys and Girls let me introduce the new best friend for my left hand:
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g26/Andy_vRS/STA42955.jpg)
(Edition 30 owners, you can stop yawning now and p1ss off back to your own section :grin: )
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May I ask how does your old knob look versus this one? :smiley:
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Nice :cool:
Big fan of the golf ball style knobs!
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I prefer the DSG version feels like a proper knob :grin: still very nice though :cool:
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What a lovely knob :wink:
As I'm not really a knob man, I personally prefer a good old fiddle with nice pair of paddles and an automatic crutch clutch :smiley:
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So you and I have the same knob at last.
But, as usual, I was the first!!!! :smug:
(http://i884.photobucket.com/albums/ac50/am1w/IMG00339-20100626-1829.jpg)
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Age before beauty Asker. :kiss:
I was too sensible tight to buy a new one, so had to wait months and months for a decently priced second hand one. No virgin knob for me, I wanted an experienced one to lead me......
My old knob looks a bit like a smooth silver dildo with silly cheap looking pinky red trims. I needed an organ from an elderly sea merchant to titivate my palm. :drool:
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There is nothing like a substantial knob and I feel doubly blessed. :smug: + :grin:
BTW Andy: The lower part of your shaft is hidden by a poorly retracted uncircumcised foreskin. :shocked:
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The picture was taken at about half past four in the morning and my knob was a tad flaccid.
For photographic purposes I needed a prop to prop up my floppy knob and thus had to resort to things I could find immediately in the kitchen.
So to maintain an erect appearance I had to slide a bog roll cardboard tube thingy (sourced from the recycling bin; I don't actually crap in the kitchen unless unduly possessed by draught Bass :grin: ) over the male coupling in leiu of an appropriate stiff shaft :smug:
Once my warty knob has been deposited in the actual car I can maintain its stiffness by using my hard shaft and a suitable collar. I can then put my left hand to good tactile use.
Maybe not as stimulating as Martin's flaps that he can finger and caress, but there's still a lot to be said for a bit of manual palm on knob action. :kiss:
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LMFAO+++++ :laugh:
It's a heavy fcuker to keep up for any length of time. You performed like an experienced Urologist to ease your Erectile Dysfunction. Keep it up. :grin:
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Like playing snooker with a rope.............
Ooops Wrong website!
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Like playing snooker with a rope.............
Ooops Wrong website!
Or like driving a TT. :tongue:
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:grin: :grin: :grin:
A rather quick one though! Helps dry the hair you know!
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So you and I have the same knob at last.
But, as usual, I was the first!!!! :smug:
(http://i884.photobucket.com/albums/ac50/am1w/IMG00339-20100626-1829.jpg)
Nothing more natural than two grown men comparing knobs to see if they are the same :grin:
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This post is definitely not for the ladies amongst us. :grin:
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This post is definitely not for the ladies amongst us. :grin:
In fact I'm most shocked to see you in this gutter thread young Amanda :shocked:
Unless there's a not very cryptic message in your post above? :smug: No, I'm sure in fact you are indeed very much a lady and wandered in here by mistake.
Talking of ladies, I thought Morag may have dropped by to offer some professional advice as I'm sure she must have experienced warty knob syndrome on small tail-less apes at some time during her illustrious career......
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Andy, may I suggest changing your warty knob for this one :grin:
(http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab242/WITHCOMBEM/screen-6.jpg)
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That's an amazingly similar design to the original one Martin. So now we know what the designers were thinking. Maybe I should have just put a flesh coloured condom on my original knob?
Why exactly have you been googling knob shaped knobs Martin (?).....anything you'd like to confess to us....it's okay, you're amongst friends here; you can trust us........
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That's an amazingly similar design to the original one Martin. So now we know what the designers were thinking. Maybe I should have just put a flesh coloured condom on my original knob?
Why exactly have you been googling knob shaped knobs Martin (?).....anything you'd like to confess to us....it's okay, you're amongst friends here; you can trust us........
Point taken, I'm now googling DSG ( Dirty Sexy Girls ).... :smiley:
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:grin:
I'm sure with your sexy DSG equipped car you attract all the dirty sexy girls anyway, where as us manual boys have got to keep ourselves amused...... :laugh:
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This post is definitely not for the ladies amongst us. :grin:
In fact I'm most shocked to see you in this gutter thread young Amanda :shocked:
Unless there's a not very cryptic message in your post above? :smug: No, I'm sure in fact you are indeed very much a lady and wandered in here by mistake.
Talking of ladies, I thought Morag may have dropped by to offer some professional advice as I'm sure she must have experienced warty knob syndrome on small tail-less apes at some time during her illustrious career......
Well I had to look, the title was far too enticing to miss, however I've now had to resort to lying down in a darkened room with a cold knob
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I've shat myself laughing. :laugh:
Honestly!!!!
(http://i884.photobucket.com/albums/ac50/am1w/IMG00163-20110414-1635.jpg)
(http://i884.photobucket.com/albums/ac50/am1w/IMG00164-20110414-1635.jpg)
(http://i884.photobucket.com/albums/ac50/am1w/IMG00165-20110414-1636.jpg)
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Oh christ Asker
Have you been round the park picking up dog s**te again?
This post has got totally weird.
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Asker
Normally I'd assume that someone had been to the joke shop.
In your case I'm not totally sure. Y
You didn't - did you? :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
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Asker, you seem to have laid a DSG gearknob.
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Asker
Normally I'd assume that someone had been to the joke shop.
In your case I'm not totally sure. Y
You didn't - did you? :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
No I did'nt!!
Made out of silicone and coloured with Nescafe coffee. :grin:
Asker, you seem to have laid a DSG gearknob.
I am glad someone recognised it. Top marks. :grin: