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General => General discussion => Topic started by: modulater on 07 September 2003, 13:21

Title: Car Adverts. Yeah alright mate!
Post by: modulater on 07 September 2003, 13:21
Peugeot, the drive of your life.

Well thats one pretty boring life if all you aspire to drive is a french car.
Title: Re:Car Adverts. Yeah alright mate!
Post by: golfvr6 on 07 September 2003, 13:30
Ford - designed for living, engineered to last. I think they meant to say FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily  ;D
Title: Re:Car Adverts. Yeah alright mate!
Post by: Speedydub on 07 September 2003, 15:53
On fifth gear, they reckon LOTUS means Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

lol
Title: Re:Car Adverts. Yeah alright mate!
Post by: golfvr6 on 07 September 2003, 17:30
FIAT = Fix It Again Tomorrow
Title: Re:Car Adverts. Yeah alright mate!
Post by: golfvr6 on 07 September 2003, 17:31
SAAB = Sad And Always Bent
Title: Re:Car Adverts. Yeah alright mate!
Post by: richandhazel on 07 September 2003, 23:32
Quote from: golfvr6 on 07 September 2003, 13:30
Ford - designed for living, engineered to last. I think they meant to say FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily  ;D
FORD, 'Found On Roadside Daily'  :)
Title: Re:Car Adverts. Yeah alright mate!
Post by: golfvr6 on 08 September 2003, 14:55
Nice one  :D
Title: Re:Car Adverts. Yeah alright mate!
Post by: dubslug on 08 September 2003, 20:26
ford =====found on rubbish dump
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Post by: Fraiser on 08 September 2003, 21:44
VW : VEWWY WELIABLE  ;)
Title: Re:Car Adverts. Yeah alright mate!
Post by: golfvr6 on 08 September 2003, 23:52
Cheers people, now i got some great new things to call FORDS  ;)
Title: Re:Car Adverts. Yeah alright mate!
Post by: modulater on 14 September 2003, 10:55
Heres an advert that really annoys me.

"Oh no CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG, we've been bad and didnt get you a road tax"

What a load of sh!te.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was made in 1968, And as we all should know any vehicle made before 1972 is classed as tax exempt. You still need to go in the post office and hand over your documents but you don't hand over any cash.

So your getting a free tax disc, anyone who cant be arsed to walk in to a post office, hand over the documents and with a nice big smile say "free road tax please" needs shooting.