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Model specific boards => Golf mk3 => Topic started by: snakeyes on 23 February 2011, 22:48
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bought mk3 other day 64000 mint compared to some stuff for sale out there .... just the usual prob idle drop off etc av red a lot on this shadow ...and aft some serious thinkin my conclusion is it can only ever come down to 1 thing everything else aside its gotta b the ecu no questions about it just cos ya change and it still does the same thing dont start farting and wasting your time with ..... its like a human !! bare wi mi if the bones in the leg are faultless muscles tendens skins blood nerves and what ever else lol all in good workin order but you still cant walk what holding the legs back ????? the brain maybe ....mind made up fo me the ecu from mk3 vbuds were not upto job simple as ....fix blocked broken and worn componants ov coarse but the ecu is what you only thing you need to map to run your engine keep mappin it until the motor works ...some o stuff iv red that folk av been told to arse about wi to help cure the mk3 cancer is shockin .... im lookin no further in search engines and forums fo uncertain fixes !!! im gunna make the ecu work ... mapping gods im knockin ya door down lol lol .....
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well I'm glad it's easy for your to understand the problem......I haven't got a clue!
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bought mk3 other day 64000 mint compared to some stuff for sale out there .... just the usual prob idle drop off etc av red a lot on this shadow ...and aft some serious thinkin my conclusion is it can only ever come down to 1 thing everything else aside its gotta b the ecu no questions about it just cos ya change and it still does the same thing dont start farting and wasting your time with ..... its like a human !! bare wi mi if the bones in the leg are faultless muscles tendens skins blood nerves and what ever else lol all in good workin order but you still cant walk what holding the legs back ????? the brain maybe ....mind made up fo me the ecu from mk3 vbuds were not upto job simple as ....fix blocked broken and worn componants ov coarse but the ecu is what you only thing you need to map to run your engine keep mappin it until the motor works ...some o stuff iv red that folk av been told to arse about wi to help cure the mk3 cancer is shockin .... im lookin no further in search engines and forums fo uncertain fixes !!! im gunna make the ecu work ... mapping gods im knockin ya door down lol lol .....
wtf :lipsrsealed:
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get to the point :huh:
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I'm guessing what your saying is that it doesn't idle properly so you're going to change the ECU?
its like a human !! bare wi mi if the bones in the leg are faultless muscles tendens skins blood nerves and what ever else lol all in good workin order but you still cant walk what holding the legs back ????? the brain maybe ....mind made up fo me the ecu from mk3 vbuds were not upto job simple as ....
I'm guessing your saying that if your legs are fine but don't work it's your brains fault... also you think the MK3 ECU is sh!t...
You haven't even said what you have done or what car it is, but i be changing the ECU doesn't solve it....
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Could please post it in english :smiley:
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You've f**king lost it.
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the youf of today :laugh: I've got no idea what is trying to be said
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How modern society can produce such illiterate people just baffles me! :shocked: :laugh: :embarassed: :cry: all at the same time!!
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the youf of today :laugh: I've got no idea what is trying to be said
Youth? :huh:
I can't understand a word. :shocked:
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I'm guessing what your saying is that it doesn't idle properly so you're going to change the ECU?
its like a human !! bare wi mi if the bones in the leg are faultless muscles tendens skins blood nerves and what ever else lol all in good workin order but you still cant walk what holding the legs back ????? the brain maybe ....mind made up fo me the ecu from mk3 vbuds were not upto job simple as ....
I'm guessing your saying that if your legs are fine but don't work it's your brains fault... also you think the MK3 ECU is sh!t...
You haven't even said what you have done or what car it is, but i be changing the ECU doesn't solve it....
I agree totally in fact I will put money on it not being the ecu!
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i doubt its the ecu, i mean thats if i understood that garbage you just wrote!!
maybe try writing in legible english then we can help sort your car, god help it if your mechanic skills are as good as that....
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yeah i got it think? maf sensor
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well i reckon its a dodgy flux capacitor my self :laugh:
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Just re-read many times trying to understand this drivel, and I think what hes unsuccessfully trying to get across is that his 'mint' mk3 has a rough idle, and the only thing it could possibly be is 'gotta b the ecu no questions about it' because 'the ecu from mk3 vbuds were not upto job simple as'
So there you have it, rough idle, just change the ecu!
Remember kids, just because your Saxo/Corsa/Nova lost a race to a Golf doesnt mean you have to go out and buy one
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did you right that p!ssed or stoned?
can i have some? :laugh:
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can someone make a 'hall of fame' of the most awesome questions and posts pls.
starting with this one.
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Hmmm I got my MK3 GTI with the dredded drop off. Squirted loads of brake cleaner in the throttle body, it hasnt dropped since!!!
But i might change the ECU as this guy clearly knows his stuff :shocked: :laugh:
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Maybe he'sm friends with this guy
"Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis. "
Would explain a lot...
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some folk just dont have a clue
nutcase
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Makes more sense when read sdrawkcab :rolleyes:
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I think the guy was on heroine when he wrote that sh!te. :shocked:
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That cant be true surely :undecided: Nobody could really be that stupid................could they?? :shocked:
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That cant be true surely :undecided: Nobody could really be that stupid................could they?? :shocked:
Say again, no two people!!
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This is insane i cant stop laughing i need to read it again :grin: and that mk4 bloke with the sand was that actually real? hahaaha
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I have to add the original post was hidden in the maintenance section (added on to another thread too!) so to be helpful i moved it here for you all to
help comment...... :rolleyes: :shocked: :wink:
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Oh My - Sand?? In the Intake?? What ever next - Thats one for the scrap book!!
Poor car :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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A true motoring hero in the making right there.
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I think it makes more sense read backwards :undecided:
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yeah the sand thing was real, found it in an issue of redline, and i've just found the original source.
http://www.audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80267
Why has the ability to spell and produce readable sentences left the population?
INNIT
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yeah the sand thing was real, found it in an issue of redline, and i've just found the original source.
http://www.audiforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=80267
Why has the ability to spell and produce readable sentences left the population?
INNIT
I only read the first few pages, but what a retard! He got 2 pages of the p!ss being ripped out of him and then asks 'I have to go pick my girlfriend up from work, will it be ok to drive my car?' :laugh:
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8 pages was enough for me, very amusing.
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Another MK3 owner to help the side....
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Almost as good as the guy who couldnt go to the toilet at his gf's cos he had a boner and needed a piss and a sh!t at the same time, so he went for a sh!t in the bath! Its a pretty epicly famous thread so i'm sure someone in here has a link to it :P
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Sounds like a delightful read.
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guess I didnt really sell it very well huh
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Im sold. :smiley:
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Almost as good as the guy who couldnt go to the toilet at his gf's cos he had a boner and needed a piss and a sh!t at the same time, so he went for a sh!t in the bath! Its a pretty epicly famous thread so i'm sure someone in here has a link to it :P
You never been in this situation then? :laugh: :grin: :shocked:
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Sounds like a delightful read.
:grin: :grin: :grin: