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Title: Am i banded?
Post by: smitty12 on 13 January 2011, 13:26

Well tonight i will be swapping me insurance over from my Mk4 Colour Concept onto the new car  :sad:
The Golf will be cleaned and polished one last time then left in the garage till sold  :sad:

The new car is a 07 plate Citroen C3 1.1 desire, 0.60 = 16.4seconds, MPG = 57 :embarassed:

Am i banded?

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: sharki786 on 13 January 2011, 13:27

BYE BYE  :angry:

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: SoundillusioN on 13 January 2011, 13:32

 :sick: See ya!


And what the fook, why!?

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Sam on 13 January 2011, 13:36

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

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Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 13 January 2011, 13:36

(http://www.gambling911.com/files/publisher/Banned-011109L_0.jpg?0)

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Wayne on 13 January 2011, 13:45

What made you want a Citroen C3

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Jay on 13 January 2011, 13:47

(http://musicmule.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/we-have-band-by-mikael-gregorsky.jpg)
(http://douggeivett.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/barack-obama-pointing-finger-at-you.jpg)
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Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: boneybradley on 13 January 2011, 13:49

I don't see why we should ban you. we all need some one to laugh at now and then



plus we have a saxo driving forum meber who still's stops by

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 13 January 2011, 13:52

and Dan the civic man

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Jay on 13 January 2011, 13:54

Quote from: VR6_Wherry on 13 January 2011, 13:52

and Dan the civic man

and Sgt. Mikey

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: boneybradley on 13 January 2011, 13:54

b.t.w since posting in here I have had to put up with citroen ad's at the page top!! (It's work so no ad blockers!)

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Guy on 13 January 2011, 13:55

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/329870472_d512273331.jpg)

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Sam on 13 January 2011, 16:43

0-60 IN 16.4 SECONDS is the biggest shock. I didnt even know there was anything on the market that slow. I swear a laiden transit tipper would do it quicker

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Rhyso on 13 January 2011, 16:50

My first thought when I read the thread title was its about a set of wheels  :undecided:

Then it rapidly went down hill from there

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: tech1889 on 13 January 2011, 17:37

i was thinking banded steels.. Shame mate and not the best choice of car to go to.. atleast it will be faster than your 2.slow  :grin: :grin:

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Toby on 13 January 2011, 17:42

oh god my dear boy what have you done  :laugh:

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: luke on 13 January 2011, 17:51

Quote from: boneybradley on 13 January 2011, 13:49

I don't see why we should ban you. we all need some one to laugh at now and then



plus we have a saxo driving forum member who still stops by

still have the golf in the household and next car is hopefully a golf in a few months  :cool:

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: smitty12 on 14 January 2011, 23:24

I've now drove the citroen for 2 days and HATE it!!!!

Worst car in the world!...


I'm going to look at a 1.4 Lupo S tomorrow  :smiley:

Un-banned if i get it?  :grin:

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Sam on 15 January 2011, 03:26

Get the GTI, but a lupo will do. Or just stop selling your car?

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Lee_dub on 15 January 2011, 10:46

if your buying a car from europe get german (or italian if your loaded and a posing wayne kerr) rest of the world = jap

The whole point of a test drive is to see if you like driving a car, you failed.

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: gtiballs61 on 15 January 2011, 10:53

(http://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy200/skippybigballs/NoFunny-Fail1.jpg)
 :cry:

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: smitty12 on 15 January 2011, 10:56

Quote from: Lee_dub on 15 January 2011, 10:46

if your buying a car from europe get german (or italian if your loaded and a posing wayne kerr) rest of the world = jap

The whole point of a test drive is to see if you like driving a car, you failed.

MAJOR FAILED!
I got the car out the auction and its terrible lol

I'd love to keep the Golf but cant afford insurance  :sad:

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Lee_dub on 15 January 2011, 10:57

Ah if you bought it from an auction then ill let you off with the test drive thing mate

but seriously what were you thinking?

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 15 January 2011, 11:16

Banded. Megalolz

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: gixer1400 on 15 January 2011, 12:06

did the misses force you into it with promises of naughtyness  :grin: :grin:

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: smitty12 on 15 January 2011, 13:31

Quote from: gixer1400 on 15 January 2011, 12:06

did the misses force you into it with promises of naughtyness  :grin: :grin:

HAHA it was an incentive!!!

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Lee_dub on 15 January 2011, 14:25

you still havent told us WHY you did this?!

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: danny_p on 15 January 2011, 17:02

Quote from: smitty12 on 15 January 2011, 13:31

Quote from: gixer1400 on 15 January 2011, 12:06

did the misses force you into it with promises of naughtyness  :grin: :grin:

HAHA it was an incentive!!!

how meany of her fit frends were involved ?

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: dan_apps on 15 January 2011, 19:43

Quote from: Rhyso on 13 January 2011, 16:50

My first thought when I read the thread title was its about a set of wheels  :undecided:

Then it rapidly went down hill from there

same here :grin:

how much was said vehicle then OP? not that it makes a huge amount of redeeming difference but just so i can show you what you could have got instead!

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Dave_IOW on 15 January 2011, 21:03

Quote from: dan_apps on 15 January 2011, 19:43

same here :grin:

how much was said vehicle then OP? not that it makes a huge amount of redeeming difference but just so i can show you what you could have got instead!

Nothing like rubbing the salt in afterwards..

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: smitty12 on 16 January 2011, 00:28

Quote from: dan_apps on 15 January 2011, 19:43

Quote from: Rhyso on 13 January 2011, 16:50

My first thought when I read the thread title was its about a set of wheels  :undecided:

Then it rapidly went down hill from there

same here :grin:

how much was said vehicle then OP? not that it makes a huge amount of redeeming difference but just so i can show you what you could have got instead!

More than embarassingly £2700! Very cheap for what it is but what a mistake! lol

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: dan_apps on 16 January 2011, 09:27

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2347804.htm

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2385695.htm

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2356697.htm - dependant on insurance.

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2277801.htm

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: JC on 16 January 2011, 09:40

fail number one - thread title

fail number 2 - replacement car

fail 3 - admiting fail 2s price

so get ya

(http://www.barkers-northallerton.co.uk/menswear-6/coats-41/sonneti-black-honour-woolen-mens-coat-4009-2651_medium.jpg)

and ya

(http://www.pots-of-gold.co.uk/prodimages/citroen3dkey_small.jpg)

and close the

(http://www.southernglassservices.co.uk/img/sfs3.jpg)

on ya way out

 :smiley:

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: dan_apps on 16 January 2011, 17:00

:grin: :grin:

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Jay on 18 January 2011, 14:04

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: AlanD on 18 January 2011, 14:40

This thread is brilliant :D :D :D

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Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: Jay on 18 January 2011, 16:59

mmmmmmm boobies  :drool:

Title: Re: Am i banded?
Post by: snifferdog on 18 January 2011, 18:00

Get some pics up  :grin: :grin: