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Title: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: aminorthreat1 on 12 September 2010, 18:22
this made me laugh:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-GTI-/280560066152?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4152aede68
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 12 September 2010, 18:26
wow, aint she a beauty?




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 :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:







Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: MrAnderson93 on 12 September 2010, 18:26
i like the red colour concept leather sea............oh wait they are just covers :/

been turned from a boys car into a mans car?? lol

lets see what it gets upto, might be a good donor if someones after the engine haha
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: aminorthreat1 on 12 September 2010, 18:27


been turned from a mans car into a boys car?? lol

that was my favorite bit too
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 12 September 2010, 18:30
the fact its had 2 bids and still hasnt reached a tenner speaks volumes!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: jonnypolish on 12 September 2010, 18:42
LOL does he think he has a fighter jet or at least a Turbo?!? Ha!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: Jack3559 on 12 September 2010, 18:44
Those mesh grills are horrid.
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: MrAnderson93 on 12 September 2010, 18:48
lol just had a thought, these sort of threads pop up all the time, i wonder if anyone on here own any of the cars posted, wonder how they must feel to see their cars getting slagged off like this
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 12 September 2010, 18:49
the whole cars horrid! the push button start looks tacky and tatty, his halfords own-brand cd player aint really gonna be that great either, the seats look pish and to complete the chavved up look he's going for its even got a fag burn!


awesome :sick:
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: Benrevs on 12 September 2010, 18:49
I bidded 10 quid, just so I can put real flames on it.
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 12 September 2010, 18:50
lol just had a thought, these sort of threads pop up all the time, i wonder if anyone on here own any of the cars posted, wonder how they must feel to see their cars getting slagged off like this

Theyv only got themselves to blame!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: Dan_GTi8v on 12 September 2010, 18:58
its up to £750!
























      ........oh wait thats £7.50
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 12 September 2010, 19:02
its up to £750!

and thats only because the floor mats look funky!






















      ........oh wait thats £7.50
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: aminorthreat1 on 12 September 2010, 19:03
lol just had a thought, these sort of threads pop up all the time, i wonder if anyone on here own any of the cars posted, wonder how they must feel to see their cars getting slagged off like this

Theyv only got themselves to blame!


lol he seems really proud of it, im sure if it was anyones on here it'd be in the show us a pic thread!!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 12 September 2010, 19:16
that car doesnt need a pic or a description.....it needs either a scrapyard, or a savior
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: gti3_elston on 12 September 2010, 20:19
f****n hell, is this chap on drugs? lol, i have never seen anything like it!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: Jack3559 on 12 September 2010, 20:24
f****n hell, is this chap on drugs? lol, i have never seen anything like it!

Yes.
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: Dmonday on 12 September 2010, 20:33
" A £100.00 DEPOSIT THROU PAYPAL MUST BE PAID AFTER AUCTION THE BALANCE ON COLLECTION "

:grin: i like the way he think's it's going to make £100!

Dan
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 12 September 2010, 20:39
" A £100.00 DEPOSIT THROU PAYPAL MUST BE PAID AFTER AUCTION THE BALANCE ON COLLECTION "

:grin: i like the way he think's it's going to make £100!

Dan


Ha, you give him a 100 quid deposit, and when you pick the car up, you'll get 75 quid change! awesome
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: charlotte on 12 September 2010, 20:51
pmsl. omg that poor car. think he needs 2 give some 1 £100 2 take it away. then u would need a disguise 2 drive the thing. lmao :wink:
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: Stirring Moose on 12 September 2010, 21:46
That's just one big bag of wrong.

S.M.
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: al_bey on 12 September 2010, 21:48
That is so un-tasteful! :sick:
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: big_G_622 on 13 September 2010, 14:54
one of the funniest things ive ever read. :grin:

'this car is ready for shows' ha ha ha.

couldn't help but notice his email address  seamannic@ etc.etc

quite ironic seeing as the car is w*nk!!!!


 :sick:
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: GolfGTI8v on 13 September 2010, 15:13
JESUS.....wtf is that!   FAIL  :shocked:
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 13 September 2010, 16:19
Me being nice, i usually try to find something good about these types of cars..but f**k me what a phile of sh!t!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 13 September 2010, 16:24
wtf? who the bloody hell bidded 155 quid on it? somebody needs a slap!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 13 September 2010, 19:26
200 quid now...wonder what the reserve price on it is? judging by the car, i bet its something stupid!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: DubSociety on 14 September 2010, 13:08
Looks like a zebras scrotum.
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: big_G_622 on 14 September 2010, 15:10
up to £255?? got a feeling david blunkett may have put a bid in on his expenses!!  :laugh:
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: Ninja on 14 September 2010, 16:54
With a little money and effort, you can turn this


(http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!B2YO-IwEWk~$(KGrHqEOKiUE)Q)HiJgLBMiRHls1Hg~~_12.JPG)

INTO THIS!

(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ivxF3tRVyBA/SJd4s35dBGI/AAAAAAAABis/6pwIACEuB5k/Car-Cube2.JPG)

100% improved.
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: kells on 14 September 2010, 17:22
what the actual f**k is this all about, f**k sake im gonna have to message this guy and ask him what the hell made him do that to it....
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: kells on 14 September 2010, 17:23
oh god iv just read the description

"THIS CAR HAS BEEN TURNED FROM A BOYS CAR TO A MANS CAR "

hahahahahahahaahahahhaa  WHAT WHAT WHAT THE FFFFFFf**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 :grin:
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 14 September 2010, 17:34
you could probably have him hung by the balls for lying in an advert! where shall we begin?

fitted with an evo bodykit. looks pretty standard to me.

turned from a boys car to a mans car sure, if men love hot wheels diecast cars.

This car is fited with top sounds erm, its got a halfords own-brand cd player mate...c'mon

this car is ready for shows hahahahaaahhahahhahahahaaaaaaaaa hahahaa hahahaaaaaa hahahaha hahaha just, no!

 the car is in good condition in side and out is it feck! the seats look awful, the flames look awful...just no!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: kells on 14 September 2010, 17:39
you could probably have him hung by the balls for lying in an advert! where shall we begin?

fitted with an evo bodykit. looks pretty standard to me.

turned from a boys car to a mans car sure, if men love hot wheels diecast cars.

This car is fited with top sounds erm, its got a halfords own-brand cd player mate...c'mon

this car is ready for shows hahahahaaahhahahhahahahaaaaaaaaa hahahaa hahahaaaaaa hahahaha hahaha just, no!

 the car is in good condition in side and out is it feck! the seats look awful, the flames look awful...just no!

gonna copy and paste this and send it him hahahaha
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 14 September 2010, 17:40
bugger that mate...why not send him a link to this thread instead! hahahaaaa
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: kells on 14 September 2010, 17:42
iv already sent the message now, if he replys i will ghahahahaha
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: Ninja on 14 September 2010, 17:44
It's defo got a bodykit. Look at the gash sideskirts.
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 14 September 2010, 17:47
i cant, im blinded by the sheer stupidity of that paintjob! haha, and if i look at it anymore ill get a headache, the only thing that could possibly make that car any more tedious is if its fitted with a novelty horn or car alarm that starts doing the "go compare" song
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: Ninja on 14 September 2010, 17:54
Mate. That's an awesome idea. I think you've found a gap in the market.

Picture this...

Dimly lit street....

Thief sees a nice R32.. he fancies his chances.....

He has a look over his shoulder.. the coast is clear...

Crowbar through the window... SMASH!!!

*GO COMPAREEEE.. GO COMPARRREEEEE*

classic.
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 14 September 2010, 17:57
yeah, and then id be forced to show up with a sledgehammer and lay waste to the rest of the car....and the thief for starting it all
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: Ninja on 14 September 2010, 17:58
In all seriousness though. I actually couldn't tell if the OP had posted a picture of a pile of cow turd, or a car. Obviously after closer inspection, I realise it was infact a cow turd. He had us all going for a while though, eh!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 14 September 2010, 18:03
somebody needs to find out what the reserve is. i bet its not under 500 quid
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 14 September 2010, 18:28
feck me! its up to 510 quid and still not met the reserve!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 14 September 2010, 18:47
suprise suprise, it didnt sell
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: aminorthreat1 on 14 September 2010, 20:34
ah man i cant believe it didn't sell, ah well, i guess we'll all be looking forward to seeing it in next months Performance VW though!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 14 September 2010, 20:35
...or his local scrapyard
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: aminorthreat1 on 14 September 2010, 20:42
lol so did anyone actually send him a link to this thread??
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: kells on 14 September 2010, 21:33
iv sent him message as of yet no reply
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: ashbreed on 21 September 2010, 21:20
This guy lives down the road from me... I called him up n asked if he had a buy it now price. Had to put the phone down cos I just couldn't stop laughing!!! He wanted £1,250 for it!!!
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: aminorthreat1 on 22 September 2010, 12:08
This guy lives down the road from me... I called him up n asked if he had a buy it now price. Had to put the phone down cos I just couldn't stop laughing!!! He wanted £1,250 for it!!!


lol what you waitin for then, i think we're all dying to see who would drive such a car!! go grab your camera...
Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: fozziie on 22 September 2010, 16:59
£1250.......
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed:

Title: Re: appologies if you've all seen this, but...
Post by: DubSociety on 22 September 2010, 17:16
"Car has Designer Flames" ....


Thats good ... Real good.