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Title: I need Ammo
Post by: Birksy on 03 July 2010, 00:30
My lovely little bruv has just taken delivery of a new mk6 GT Stinkpot.

In his heart of hearts he knows that my beautiful mk5 GTI is the car he wants, but being competitive brothers I know that after a couple of malibu's the conversation will get heated.

So....

Help me out here brethren. How do I enlighten him? (all in good humour - of course  :evil:)
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: nr123 on 03 July 2010, 01:21
I assume you mean why your car is better:

1) It has more power
2) Makes a better noise
3) Looks better (IMO)
4) The car that the Mk6 is based on lol
5) And the badge
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Birksy on 04 July 2010, 00:36
I assume you mean why your car is better:

1) It has more power
2) Makes a better noise
3) Looks better (IMO)
4) The car that the Mk6 is based on lol
5) And the badge

Thanks for the reply nr123 - and you are correct, my car is better.  :wink:

I can't believe this post has had umpteen views but only one response.
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Mortimer Hill on 04 July 2010, 04:07
just keep calling his car "Rudolph" after Herr Diesel!
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Ed30DSG on 04 July 2010, 10:59
And what are you doing drinking Malibu??? Should be on the single malts up there lol!
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: bacillus on 04 July 2010, 11:34
just keep calling his car "Rudolph" after Herr Diesel!

 :grin:  :grin:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: marty341 on 04 July 2010, 11:51
Easy way to enlighten him!

Settle it on the dragstrip...... :grin:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Birksy on 04 July 2010, 13:18
And what are you doing drinking Malibu??? Should be on the single malts up there lol!

 :grin: I don't think you'd last long drinking Malibu up here.

I'm liking the ideas so far. I might have to take him for a trip to Santa Pod.

What car is the Mk6 based on?
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: AlanD on 04 July 2010, 15:07
He has a diesel and you have a 2.0T petrol GTI.

How does he even have a leg to stand on in any argument.
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Gene Hunt. on 04 July 2010, 15:26
He has a diesel and you have a 2.0T petrol GTI.

How does he even have a leg to stand on in any argument.
.......x2 no contest in my book.
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: FamilyDub on 06 July 2010, 13:05
What car is the Mk6 based on?

^^^ Vast quantities of parts of the MK6 chassis/suspension/brakes/etc etc were carried over from the MK5.  It's not totally a 'new' car, per se.  I like to refer to it as the MK5.5   :laugh:

And no matter what any diesel owner (esp GTD owners!) say, buying a diesel is a compromise, intended to save money.  GTI owners do it for the love.

Trust me, I had a 175bhp Grande Punto Sporting MJET before the GTI and I constantly had to explain what it was all the time...
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: AlanD on 06 July 2010, 14:05
GTD drivers do make me laugh.

*Anorak voice* Its like a GTI you see, but its not, its a diesel. Its just as fast as GTI (LMAO ROFL) but I can get 40MPG *anorak voice*

Tossers :D
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: FamilyDub on 06 July 2010, 14:30

Or.... head into the MK6 section, and find member VWKev.

He'll give you plenty of GTD ammo... ... ... ... ...  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: AlanD on 06 July 2010, 14:35
Whilst your there have a word with Steve30 aswell :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: FamilyDub on 06 July 2010, 15:10

^^^  :grin:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: JC on 06 July 2010, 15:10
GTD drivers do make me laugh.

*Anorak voice* Its like a GTI you see, but its not, its a diesel. Its just as fast as GTI (LMAO ROFL) but I can get 40MPG *anorak voice*

Tossers :D

Forwarded to rhyso and steve pd  :tongue:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: AlanD on 06 July 2010, 15:48
Your such a sh!t steerer.
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Birksy on 06 July 2010, 16:38
GTD drivers do make me laugh.

*Anorak voice* Its like a GTI you see, but its not, its a diesel. Its just as fast as GTI (LMAO ROFL) but I can get 40MPG *anorak voice*

Tossers :D

ROFL

He'll be up next weekend, so I've just spent many spondoolies on some DoDo Juice to make sure its all looking super-slick so he gets that sinking feeling in his heart when he sees my car disappear into the distance.  :laugh:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Rhyso on 06 July 2010, 16:46
GTD drivers do make me laugh.

*Anorak voice* Its like a GTI you see, but its not, its a diesel. Its just as fast as GTI (LMAO ROFL) but I can get 40MPG *anorak voice*

Tossers :D

 :rolleyes:

I do seem to recall that when I took you and 3 other people (5 in the car) I reached a similar speed as your little GTI with a total of 4 people on board.  And it got considerably better miles to the gallon in doing so  :tongue:

Just think how fast it will be with a new turbo bolted on  :evil: :kiss:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: marty341 on 06 July 2010, 18:35
GTD drivers do make me laugh.

*Anorak voice* Its like a GTI you see, but its not, its a diesel. Its just as fast as GTI (LMAO ROFL) but I can get 40MPG *anorak voice*

Tossers :D
Hahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Alan you crack me up mate!  thats some funny sh!t right there :laugh:

PS, how does it feel to be back behind the wheel mate? :smiley:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Egbutt Wash on 06 July 2010, 18:54
A Golf GTI is a car that you are never ashamed to own.  Bought with the heart and never regretted.
A diesel Golf GT is bought after tapping away at a calculator all night.  And hated every time it's stuck chugging and rattling in a traffic jam.

Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: marty341 on 06 July 2010, 22:25
A Golf GTI is a car that you are never ashamed to own.  Bought with the heart and never regretted.
A diesel Golf GT is bought after tapping away at a calculator all night.  And hated every time it's stuck chugging and rattling in a traffic jam.



 :laugh: :laugh: Funny sh!t!
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: PenguinGTI on 08 July 2010, 03:03
A friend once put it like this when drunk...

"
The diesel is like a blow up doll.

The GTI is like a proper woman.

Sure the doll might last longer, and the woman might have higher running costs... but which would you rather have

"

Apologies for the rather sexist outlook.

Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: FamilyDub on 08 July 2010, 09:42
A friend once put it like this when drunk...

"The diesel is like a blow up doll. The GTI is like a proper woman.

Sure the doll might last longer, and the woman might have higher running costs... but which would you rather have"

Apologies for the rather sexist outlook.


^^^ Was it Kev?  :laugh:

Funny enough to go in the signature though :afro:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: am1w on 27 July 2010, 09:52
A friend once put it like this when drunk...
The diesel is like a blow up doll.
The GTI is like a proper woman.
Sure the doll might last longer, and the woman might have higher running costs... but which would you rather have
Apologies for the rather sexist outlook.

A dolled-up woman. Finger-licking good! :laugh:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: illyun on 27 July 2010, 17:17
Tip for your brother's upcoming trip... get yourself to your local Revo dealer the day before and get a free 'Trial Map' which will last 5 hours - thats 5 driving hours, not 5 hours from when the software is installed.   :evil: :evil: :evil:

The sinking feeling he will get when he sees your car rapidly - and a remap makes a hell of a difference - disappearing into the distance will be priceless.   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

If you let him have a drive of your GTI with the remap still functioning, I reckon he might even sell his GTD to get a GTI as it really is that potent after a remap.   :tongue: :tongue:

Game over.  :smug:  :wink: :grin:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 28 July 2010, 14:16
As a diesel fuel injection system engineer, I er on the side of the diesel.

However,

A GTI is a fun car, which can be owned by those who don't mind the running costs and enjoy the car, despite it's day to day cost.
A GTD is a fun car, which can be owned by those who want economy and performance as a trade off, and not to worry about the day to day cost of it.

Basically - GTI = Fun but expensive
            - GTD = Fun but cheap


If you knew the engineering that went in to producing the diesel's then some of the reasoning in this thread might change.
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Steve30 on 28 July 2010, 15:37
Whilst your there have a word with Steve30 aswell :D :D :D :D

Now now whats all this about then??? you trying it on again Al  :laugh: :laugh:

The GTD is better than a MK5 gti by far!!

come and shoot me down!! :smug:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Egbutt Wash on 28 July 2010, 19:55
Each to his own.
I own a diesel vehicle and it's quite good.

What does it matter what other people drive?  It's you and you driving pleasure that counts.
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Steve30 on 28 July 2010, 20:04
Each to his own.
I own a diesel vehicle and it's quite good.

What does it matter what other people drive?  It's you and you driving pleasure that counts.
yes Egbert , I agree with you mate!! Just kidding both great cars!! I've had them both including ed30. :drool:
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Egbutt Wash on 28 July 2010, 20:19
Each to his own.
I own a diesel vehicle and it's quite good.

What does it matter what other people drive?  It's you and you driving pleasure that counts.
yes Egbert , I agree with you mate!! Just kidding both great cars!! I've had them both including ed30. :drool:

I wasn't including the LardGirl ED30 in that.  Cynical marketing at it's most crass.
Title: Re: I need Ammo
Post by: Steve30 on 29 July 2010, 07:38
Each to his own.
I own a diesel vehicle and it's quite good.

What does it matter what other people drive?  It's you and you driving pleasure that counts.
yes Egbert , I agree with you mate!! Just kidding both great cars!! I've had them both including ed30. :drool:

I wasn't including the LardGirl ED30 in that.  Cynical marketing at it's most crass.
Not sure I agree with that Egbert ?? Its never a crass car and better than a stock GTI IMO!! :smug: