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Title: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Ninja on 25 June 2010, 20:37: Okay kids, here's how you don't advertise your car.

http://www.gumtree.com/london/49/60121949.html
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: JC on 25 June 2010, 20:57: and if that sells before your Mk2 - i will

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Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Ninja on 25 June 2010, 20:59: Quote from: Chuff on 25 June 2010, 20:57
and if that sells before your Mk2 - i will

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Don't even start lol
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Wayne on 25 June 2010, 21:16: Good advert init
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Ninja on 25 June 2010, 21:18: Quote from: Wayne on 25 June 2010, 21:16
Good advert init

I thought so. Especially the fact it has a N&A filter.
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Wayne on 25 June 2010, 21:18: Quote from: VdubNinja on 25 June 2010, 21:18
Quote from: Wayne on 25 June 2010, 21:16
Good advert init

I thought so. Especially the fact it has a N&A filter.

lol
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Ninja on 25 June 2010, 21:20: Honestly though? My favourite part by far is, "dis car is just too fast n really well done"

Oh thought I'd better say quickly - incase anyone decides to buy this heap, apparantely the chassis leg is twisted, and it was sold on as such - and now the new owner is selling it as "ok"

Found that out on www.vr6oc.com
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: chrisford_vw on 25 June 2010, 21:53: I like the boot lid, very good blending job :laugh:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: dan_apps on 25 June 2010, 21:59: Quote from: Chuff on 25 June 2010, 20:57
and if that sells before your Mk2 - i will

(http://renegade-cruisers.net/bb/images/smilies/rofl.gif)

:grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: jonnypolish on 25 June 2010, 22:03: The only reason for selling it was for the "baby on da way" that REALLY doesn't surprise me at all
Neither does the bit that it comes from east london...
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: JC on 25 June 2010, 22:13: and let us know when you redo your ad so we can all rip it apart again :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Ninja on 25 June 2010, 22:14: Quote from: Chuff on 25 June 2010, 22:13
and let us know when you redo your ad so we can all rip it apart again :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

:embarassed:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: JC on 25 June 2010, 22:14: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: MrBounce on 25 June 2010, 22:31: "Lots of service histories"

From how many cars????? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Chris-White on 25 June 2010, 23:57: am i the only one who secretly thinks badboy bonnets on mk3s look really good :undecided: :embarassed:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: zdebx on 26 June 2010, 00:03: Quote from: Chris-White on 25 June 2010, 23:57
am i the only one who secretly thinks badboy bonnets on mk3s look really good :undecided: :embarassed:

That's one of the chavest things you can do on ANY car :sick:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Chris-White on 26 June 2010, 00:23: Quote from: zdebx on 26 June 2010, 00:03
Quote from: Chris-White on 25 June 2010, 23:57
am i the only one who secretly thinks badboy bonnets on mk3s look really good :undecided: :embarassed:

That's one of the chavest things you can do on ANY car :sick:

Chav is in the eye of the beholder my friend.

Hella quad headlamps are far worse :sick:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: snifferdog on 26 June 2010, 07:51: There are worse ads out there, but still, thats a pretty bad advert. You'd feel like you gotta take 'a piece' with you incase the viewing got out of control!
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Asbo Sovfinger on 26 June 2010, 10:21: Dat car is well wicked...it sound mad wid itz B & W filta, and da good engine means its too fast. It does like fiddy in a furty zone.

He don' really wanna sell it but is babymuther is going to have my cousin's baby innit.
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: zdebx on 26 June 2010, 11:20: Quote from: Chris-White on 26 June 2010, 00:23
Quote from: zdebx on 26 June 2010, 00:03
Quote from: Chris-White on 25 June 2010, 23:57
am i the only one who secretly thinks badboy bonnets on mk3s look really good :undecided: :embarassed:

That's one of the chavest things you can do on ANY car :sick:

Chav is in the eye of the beholder my friend.

Hella quad headlamps are far worse :sick:

Well, Hella quads were an optional dealer extra back then, but the badboy bonnet on that car was made by the request of a 17 year old high school boy, who thinks that "vee ahhr six sound sikkk".
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Winso on 26 June 2010, 14:40: 'i need money for ma baby onda way'

Great, he's reproduced....
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 26 June 2010, 17:02: Quote from: Winso on 26 June 2010, 14:40
'i need money for ma baby onda way'

Great, he's reproduced....

Foooker that's what i was just about to say! haha :laugh:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Snoopy on 26 June 2010, 17:16: :grin:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: 2001gti4 on 29 June 2010, 16:34: If interested please call Ali G on 07980 123456 :grin:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Horney on 29 June 2010, 16:40: "redi fot summer"

What the actual F**k. Surely even a simpleton knows for doesn't end with a fecking T!!!!!

Nick
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: LazyLunatic on 29 June 2010, 17:28: Quote from: Horney on 29 June 2010, 16:40
"redi fot summer"

What the actual F**k. Surely even a simpleton knows for doesn't end with a fecking T!!!!!

Nick

he's just got fat fingers.
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: JC on 29 June 2010, 17:30: seems like uncle ninja is needed closer to home

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=159520.0

:grin:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Ninja on 29 June 2010, 20:17: Quote from: Chuff on 29 June 2010, 17:30
seems like uncle ninja is needed closer to home

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=159520.0

:grin:

lol
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Winso on 30 June 2010, 09:48: Quote from: Chuff on 29 June 2010, 17:30
seems like uncle ninja is needed closer to home

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=159520.0

:grin:

FFS.
I really don't understand some people.

Do they genuinely write the ad, read it through, sit back and think 'yeh, that's a really good ad I've done there'?!?!?!
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: dom on 30 June 2010, 12:02: +1 really cheeses me off seeing ad's like that!
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: 2001gti4 on 30 June 2010, 12:21: Quote from: dom069 on 30 June 2010, 12:02
+1 really cheeses me off seeing ad's like that!
And brings a smile to your face of course :smiley:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: fecked_tt on 30 June 2010, 13:22: how to write an ad

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1830704.htm
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 30 June 2010, 15:48: Quote from: fecked_tt on 30 June 2010, 13:22
how to write an ad

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1830704.htm

Would that happen to be your Ad by any chance? :grin:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Guy on 01 July 2010, 09:57: Quote from: Winso on 30 June 2010, 09:48
Quote from: Chuff on 29 June 2010, 17:30
seems like uncle ninja is needed closer to home

http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=159520.0

:grin:

FFS.
I really don't understand some people.

Do they genuinely write the ad, read it through, sit back and think 'yeh, that's a really good ad I've done there'?!?!?!

and then give really shiiiite replies... not sure anyone in their right mind would buy it

still... give him a break as he has one of those 'sub 50 IQ' flags on it
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Ninja on 01 July 2010, 19:49: That is ridiculous. Someone trys to help him so he comes back with "pm only"

WTF?! :laugh:
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: dom on 01 July 2010, 22:02: Quote from: VdubNinja on 01 July 2010, 19:49
That is ridiculous. Someone trys to help him so he comes back with "pm only"

WTF?! :laugh:

I might just PM him telling him that he's a tw@t :grin:

Infact....has he locked the thread??
Title: Re: Uncle Ninjas guide on how NOT to advertise a car.
Post by: Mr Blue on 02 July 2010, 19:04: Quote from: jonnypolish on 25 June 2010, 22:03
The only reason for selling it was for the "baby on da way" that REALLY doesn't surprise me at all
Neither does the bit that it comes from east london...

+1 LOL

Also that TT add is similar to some ad's ive made in the past. Always had a sale with modest ad's!
Clear text, Detailed and good pictures.