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Model specific boards => Golf mk4 => Topic started by: Grand Master Patch on 13 October 2009, 18:28

Title: Smoking Derv
Post by: Grand Master Patch on 13 October 2009, 18:28: The cloud this thing kicks out is awesome.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/austin21/3981033060/in/photostream/
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: northeast_gti-t on 14 October 2009, 12:00: is that you rhys but with a changed numberplate :grin: :grin: :evil: :tongue:
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: AlanD on 14 October 2009, 12:08: LOL !

Brilliant vid. Rhyso in disguise me thinks :D
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: northeast_gti-t on 14 October 2009, 12:21: Quote from: AlanD on 14 October 2009, 12:08
LOL !

Brilliant vid. Rhyso in disguise me thinks :D
i reckon it is to :grin: :grin:
then again dont say he has some competition now two heavy smokers :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: Rhyso on 14 October 2009, 15:30: Quote from: northeast_gti-t on 14 October 2009, 12:21
Quote from: AlanD on 14 October 2009, 12:08
LOL !

Brilliant vid. Rhyso in disguise me thinks :D
i reckon it is to :grin: :grin:
then again dont say he has some competition now two heavy smokers :grin: :grin:

I'd have no chance keeping up with that derv. He is cheating though with his fancy hybrid turbo :tongue:
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: gjroe78 on 14 October 2009, 16:57: Surely it should'nt be kickin out that much smoke though ???
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: Steve_PD on 14 October 2009, 17:34: Have you seen Rhyso's :lipsrsealed:

(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb74/kryptik_2010/golf/02092009357.jpg)

:grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: gjroe78 on 14 October 2009, 21:13: WTF :shocked:
Mine does'nt smoke like that !
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: Rhyso on 14 October 2009, 21:14: Quote from: gjroe78 on 14 October 2009, 21:13
WTF :shocked:
Mine does'nt smoke like that !

yours standard or mapped??
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: gjroe78 on 14 October 2009, 21:47: Standard :embarassed: :cry:
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: Rhyso on 14 October 2009, 21:48: Quote from: gjroe78 on 14 October 2009, 21:47
Standard :embarassed: :cry:

Why!?? :shocked: :shocked:

Give Nick a ring ASAP!! :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: gjroe78 on 14 October 2009, 21:53: Cos i'm skint at the min, not even had the new wheels sprayed up yet, then the remap and rear ARB are next on the list.
How much is a remap nowadays?
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: Rhyso on 14 October 2009, 21:54: Quote from: gjroe78 on 14 October 2009, 21:53
Cos i'm skint at the min, not even had the new wheels sprayed up yet, then the remap and rear ARB are next on the list.
How much is a remap nowadays?

Think its £200 this month and they'll come to you :smiley:

He has different offers from month to month so just a case of keeping an eye out :afro:
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: gjroe78 on 14 October 2009, 21:59: Hmm not as much as i thought, what sort of gains you get from that on a 130 ? any ideas?
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: Rhyso on 14 October 2009, 22:01: Quote from: gjroe78 on 14 October 2009, 21:59
Hmm not as much as i thought, what sort of gains you get from that on a 130 ? any ideas?

average of 40bhp and 80lbs ft torque :cool:

last two rolling roads i've made 187bhp and 170bhp - not sure if i've got an issue or its just the RR lottery :undecided:
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: gjroe78 on 14 October 2009, 22:21: hmmm i'm thinkin January it's gonna get done :evil:
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 14 October 2009, 22:27: Quote from: Rhyso on 14 October 2009, 22:01
Quote from: gjroe78 on 14 October 2009, 21:59
Hmm not as much as i thought, what sort of gains you get from that on a 130 ? any ideas?

average of 40bhp and 80lbs ft torque :cool:

last two rolling roads i've made 187bhp and 170bhp - not sure if i've got an issue or its just the RR lottery :undecided:

Thats pretty awesome figures for a diesel :smiley:
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: Adam on 15 October 2009, 02:03: Mine smokes like that! Decat turbo back. It pisses people off behind you though, intimidates them I think!
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: Grand Master Patch on 15 October 2009, 18:13: Quote from: Adam on 15 October 2009, 02:03
Mine smokes like that! intimidates them I think!

What? How would a smoking diesel intimidate somebody?
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: Jkctr on 15 October 2009, 18:27: Quote from: Adam on 15 October 2009, 02:03
Mine smokes like that! Decat turbo back. It pisses people off behind you though, intimidates them I think!

No, its the fact my car is filling up with harmful diesel particulates and smells awful! Roaring past with a V6 rumble intimidates people :wink:
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: Rhyso on 15 October 2009, 19:44: Quote from: Patch on 15 October 2009, 18:13
Quote from: Adam on 15 October 2009, 02:03
Mine smokes like that! intimidates them I think!

What? How would a smoking diesel intimidate somebody?

cos they see a sh!t load of smoke coming out the back and suddenly you see them back off. Its happened a few times to me and is particularly useful for getting rid of the arseholes who sit 2 inches off your rear bumper :angry: :evil: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: topher on 15 October 2009, 20:45: think i'll just install a flamer kit, way cooler.
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: bobbarley on 15 October 2009, 20:53: Or one of those LED signs for the rear window, with a message that reads "f**k OFF!"
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: Jkctr on 15 October 2009, 21:00: I want this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU3IkgxHVoY&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Smoking Derv
Post by: Grand Master Patch on 15 October 2009, 22:17: My old car looked quite intimidating from the rear view mirror,people were always moving over :grin: