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General => The garage => Topic started by: russell17 on 02 March 2009, 18:48
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poor pheasant got up close n personal with my radiator at a rather large velocity
(http://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p410/russellrocket190290/pheasantsmash.jpg)
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sorry shuda put this in nonsense. im still in shock though
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Just out of interest, what did you have for tea tonite? :evil:
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block roasted pheasant with a side dish of brain goo
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:shocked: oops
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good job it din't hit the windscreen, i hit one in my syncro and it came through i was doing about 80 mph, that was a bit supriseing but my own fault.
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I hit a pheasant in my Mk5 (at three figure leptons :wink:) - it went straight through the lower grille, holed the air con condensor, and dented the intercooler too! :shocked: Took me ages to get rid of all the blood and guts, and even a year later when I stripped down the front end to fit the S3 cooler, still kept finding bits of it! :sick:
Sadly, the Mrs didn't fancy taking her revenge by putting the fcuker in the pot! :rolleyes:
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lol thats epic!
my mate had a veilside kit on his supra and the bottom of t was razor sharp, he actualy decapitated a rabbit with it! found the head with the ears twitching wedged in th bay! good times! :evil:
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the vectra that i used to use as a daily barge once developed a strange smell that developed over time. it started off as a mix between burnt air and cooking meat and developed into unpleasent ness, eventualy found bits of two rabbits wedged between the enigne tray and enigne. ewwww
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Friend of mine and I were going a bit quick down some country roads in his 1380 Mini and a gaggle of pheasants ran out in front of us. We missed them but there was one that was following a bit behind.
Mini @ 75 MPH + Pheassant = "OOOOHHHHH my God the straggler IS Toast!"
My mate had put his number plate on bendy "meccano" brackets so that survived, but there were bits of pheasant attached to exhaust and battery box. Yuk... :sick:
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was repaired a princees that had rear ended a sheep
car was coverd in exploded sheep it stunk :sick: i also remeber getting my own back on a nasty games teacher
by glueing a sardine inside the new reatr 1/4 panel of his sh!treon bx :laugh:
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Be careful lads, its illegal to pick up a pheasant to take home to eat if you hit one. Though its acceptable for the next driver along to do so :wink:
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I was doing a fair speed (90ish) in my very low mk2 and hit a badger once....way before i new much about fixing cars (luckily), i had my mechanic re-attach the brake lines, re-fit the exhaust fit a new bumper and clean the blood and fur that had balled up around anything slightly obtrusive, they are hard as nails though, i must have dragged the thing from 90-0 (which on standard 1300 brakes was a long way) it left a clear trail of gooo all the way....Stupid animals!!
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was visiting a friend a few years back and on the drive home (sitting at about 70) smelled that horrible fur burning smell.... stopped, looked under the bonnet and found a cats tail spinning around on the fan belt... mates cat was never the same again! haha!
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when had the v8 landrover 90 had everyone had to thump the bonnet a couple of times before starting it because the cat used to nest under the bonnet an had a few very close encounters with the fan and it's belts
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I knew a guy who took a VX220 for a spin on Millbrook test track and copped a seagull in the face :laugh:
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There's a mk5 TDI near me with a pigeon wedged between the two slots on the grille. Yummy :sick:
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Cleaning the car a while back and found a small bird slammed into the lower vents. Pressure washing that poor sod off wasnt to pleasant :sad: