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General => General discussion => Topic started by: Dizzie on 01 July 2004, 14:06
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This one time... (not at band camp)
we were sat in mcd's having a bite and had the coffee's in the mk3's glovebox drinks 'holder'. Then, the dappy mere goes and spills milk all in the glovebox! I think there's still some remains of it in there now. >:(
She also dropped a whole pack of mcd's fries under the seats >:(
The same bird was also sick in the back of my golf leaving bits down the windows and over my seat and the rear seat. :o
needless to say I'm no longer with her. ;D
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Disgruntled ex stood on my bonnet in her heels, dropped her knickers and laid a brick there and then.
Not the usual bird sh1t you'd expect to find on your car in the morning.
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bloody hell :o tophuh!
thats shocking/ sickening! :-X
worse my g/f is scuffed my bumper the other day! ;)
not that bad :D
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Gotta agree top, that's harsh man, still if you go out with someone who works on a building site what do you expect ??? Building site you may ask ? - A brick laying bird ! ;D
Worse mine's ever done is puke (while pissed, her not me) out the window down the side of my car, mind I was throwing it round corners on purpose at the time ;)
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This lad I went out with once suggested we had s ex in my mk3.
Black cloth trim......I said no of course :D
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y?
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^in case there was 'spillage' :D
I also joined the other team as a precaution against further situations like that ;D
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Nout :)
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You could have offered to swallow any spillages instead....
:o :o
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You could have offered to swallow any spillages instead....
:o :o
Ewww......don't champion the stuff unless you're man enough to have tested it yourself :-X ::)
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Can't wait for the reply to this one ! ;D
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You could have offered to swallow any spillages instead....
:o :o
Ewww......don't champion the stuff unless you're man enough to have tested it yourself :-X ::)
he prob has! ;)
lmao @ spillages!
ahh dubby :-*
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After SHOWING my bird the route to take after I'd parked up on the pavement, she STILL managed to hit the front bumper off the kerb hard enough to rip it off ???>:(. Needless to say, the dippy trout don't get to drive it as often.
Mind you, not as bad as tophuh's experience ;D
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i wish i could say i didn't deserve it, but i probably did :-\
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y what did you do? :D
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Well, i was standing around minding my own business, when my clothes accidentally just fell off, and i slipped over inside her cousin.
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Disgruntled ex stood on my bonnet in her heels, dropped her knickers and laid a brick there and then.
Chris mate, she sounds like a classy chick ;)
Worst I've had is a p*ssed up girl puke inside the car, despite my best efforts to push her out of the passenger seat into the road. Sold the car that week, so the residual puke smell became somebody elses problem
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Ewww......don't champion the stuff unless you're man enough to have tested it yourself :-X ::)
he prob has! ;)
Cheeky Mofo... Dont judge everyone on your standards Marcus
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Well, i was standing around minding my own business, when my clothes accidentally just fell off, and i slipped over inside her cousin.
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What terrible bad luck! Still at least she broke your fall, you could have hurt yourself!
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^^^ PMSL ;D ;D
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Thats a good stroke of fortune it was her cousin! Could have been far worse and been her gran! :o
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Ewww......don't champion the stuff unless you're man enough to have tested it yourself :-X ::)
he prob has! ;)
Cheeky Mofo... Dont judge everyone on your standards Marcus
naw i daint dan c-o-c-k
but i know you and pisshat like to experiment in that :D
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only kiddin by the way,
danhock is too easy to bait ;)
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Im not kidding in saying that i know you and VR6 do that sort of thing...
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maybe u do that kind of thing and you wished i participated in it :o :o ??? :D
u pisshat lover danc-o-c-k ;)
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If your a hunter, you should eat what you shoot. :P
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No no NO!! I mean test your own spillages!!!
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yeh dan c-o-c-k does that as well :D
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only if you test it first. :-*
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yeh dan c-o-c-k does that as well :D
Stop trying to chat me Marcus.. ive heard about you.
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what you heard then gaylord :-*
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Just that you hang around public toilets and park benches....
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^badger spotting?? :D
and no, I wont test anything that comes from a mans tail. ;D
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^badger spotting?? :D
and no, I wont test anything that comes from a mans tail. ;D
What about the furry cup then ;)?
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^badger spotting?? :D
and no, I wont test anything that comes from a mans tail. ;D
well there goes my fantasy :D
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"The worse the 'other half' has done to your car"
driven it.
she was learning to drive. actual sense and logic were thrown out of the window in usualy female "i know best" fashion, and was totally replaced by use of "The Force" and her ability to see minutely into the future just like Jedi.
One lesson. Never let her near the car again. Divorced the cow a year later to ensure i never drive with her again. And a few other things.
Tin
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Well embarrisingly she jinxed me. I was so nervous of her pranging my A3 and only had it a week. I was telling her how to drive in typical chauvanistic pic style. Anyway, I was at work on an appointment and the only spave was next to a wall. And guess what.................................... I got caught on the wall and gashed my door and the trim.
Her response.................. she laughed (Beeeeatch)
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not my other halves anymore but i want to join in the thread :D
****** decided to de badge my bootlid and took half the bootlid off at the same time. leaving a massive hole which is still there now >:(
***** poored a brand new bottle of vodka over it, said i liked my car better than him ( i didnt think it was that obvious :-\)
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Only thing bloke has done was scuff the bumper on me car abit,said it wasn him. ::)
But i took sum of his paint off a rusty bit on his car,with a jet wash,so evens i suppose! :D :P
hey vix,^do them stars show how many letters in their name or how rated?! ;) :P
Dinx :-*
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scuffed one of my rims on my mk4 all the way round yes a full 360 degrees of the rim!! bummer she still said it wasnt her, (only me and her drive it!! lol) she aint done nowt to me 16v as she dont like driving it (says its too much hard work :o)
Gaz 8)
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^badger spotting?? :D
and no, I wont test anything that comes from a mans tail. ;D
What about the furry cup then ;)?
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she aint done nowt to me 16v as she dont like driving it (says its too much hard work :o)
Gaz 8)
Same here, she refuses to drive it anywhere!
Result! ;)
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scuffed one of my rims on my mk4 all the way round yes a full 360 degrees of the rim!! bummer she still said it wasnt her, (only me and her drive it!! lol) she aint done nowt to me 16v as she dont like driving it (says its too much hard work :o)
Gaz 8)
yeh i seen that scuff,
nasty :(
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no one smokes, drinks or eats in my car believe it or not. ;D
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i dont have that choice in my car really, on long journeys the kid has to have some munchies and a drink or id have permanent whinging!! leather seats are the best invention ever ;D 8)
no one smokes in the backseats is my only rule ;)
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i eat, drink and smoke in my car ;D but thats my lack of respect for my car i suppose!!
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sort it out gov'nor!! :D
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i dont have that choice in my car really, on long journeys the kid has to have some munchies and a drink or id have permanent whinging!! leather seats are the best invention ever ;D 8)
you let children and food in your car? :o :o
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i dont have that choice in my car really, on long journeys the kid has to have some munchies and a drink or id have permanent whinging!! leather seats are the best invention ever ;D 8)
you let children and food in your car? :o :o
pmsl!! ;D would u suggest leaving the 4 year old alone to trash the house instead ? ;) :D
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sort it out gov'nor!! :D
LOL, she did only set me back four hundred and fifty notes!!! But i clear up all the mess after me ::)
Think of the mess vix, could be shocking
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Think of the mess vix, could be shocking
*vix thinks of a time she nearly opened a bag of crisps in dizzies car :o :o :o :o
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*the sounds of screeching tyres, doors opening and boots to the arse come to mind!!!*
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****** decided to de badge my bootlid and took half the bootlid off at the same time. leaving a massive hole which is still there now >:(
errr, yeah.
it was coming away from the paint to start with and then all of a sudden the whole thing just came off ;D
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I let the dogs in my car. But I have seatcovers 8)
I also let my brother and 3 of his mates in the Polo......they're big lads...instant lowering lol
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I let the dogs in my car. But I have seatcovers 8)
I also let my brother and 3 of his mates in the Polo......they're big lads...instant lowering lol
what dogs you got dubz? ??? :-*
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^whippets. No jokes about flat caps and yorkshire men!!!
Tho the puppy won't sit on the front seat, she insists on sittin on me lap :-\
Driving one handed is baad, m'kayy?? lol
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we'd just changed the pads on the golf so me and the missus (at the time) were off out to 'bed them in' and her dog jumps in the back. it was soon in the front ;D
it also left hairs everywhere >:(
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i dont have that choice in my car really, on long journeys the kid has to have some munchies and a drink or id have permanent whinging!! leather seats are the best invention ever ;D 8)
you let children and food in your car? :o :o
pmsl!! ;D would u suggest leaving the 4 year old alone to trash the house instead ? ;) :D
why did they put a boot on the car if it wasnt for children? ;D
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you couldn't fit a packet of peanuts in vix's cab boot let alone a child! ;D
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^whippets. No jokes about flat caps and yorkshire men!!!
Tho the puppy won't sit on the front seat, she insists on sittin on me lap :-\
Driving one handed is baad, m'kayy?? lol
another southpark fan?
quality! :D
i got a bad boy german shepard called jones ;)
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........ A few years back.....
Had an argument and i decided to drive off fom the house...
She came running out with a glass candle holder, chucked at at my car and smashed the windscreen!!!
Was not happy. >:( >:(
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you and pisshat go way back huh? ;)
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South park is wicked. Especially the one where cartman is made deputy sherriff...
"Step out of the car please sir....." Just the way he says that cracks me up ;D
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"you will respect my authoritaaaiiiiiii!!!!"
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south park kicks ass dude! :D
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I like the one where he says "I hate rainbows, they crawl up your leg and chew the insides of your @ss.." dunno wtf that was about, but it was 'hella funny' ;D
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man the one with the guy with the hawian shirt and the monkey was funny as! :D :D :D :D
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Mephesto??
"Behold my latest creation...the five @ssed monkey..."
;D
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hijacked!!!
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Oops.......
GDFS..... :D
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Mephesto??
"Behold my latest creation...the five @ssed monkey..."
;D
u got it dubby!
:D :D
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Can I have my thread back please?
BTW who killed Kenny?
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God dam u loch ness monster, i told you already, I aint givin you no tree-fiddy!!
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Can I have my thread back please?
BTW who killed Kenny?
Sorry martz. Id offer u some sweet lovin, but I aint that kinds gal :D
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Can I have my thread back please?
BTW who killed Kenny?
Sorry martz. Id offer u some sweet lovin, but I aint that kinds gal :D
Thats fine, can you offer it to my g/f so I can watch? :-*
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oooeerrrr orgy at no rice ;) :D
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ill get the video camera on standby ;)
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Can I have my thread back please?
BTW who killed Kenny?
Sorry martz. Id offer u some sweet lovin, but I aint that kinds gal :D
Thats fine, can you offer it to my g/f so I can watch? :-*
Depends. Has she got nice tats?? ::) :D
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Luvly set of lils! More than a handful. ;)
Whaahey!
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it really is time for a smut section jv :o
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it really is time for a smut section jv :o
u can go first then ;) :D :-*
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hey ive already had partially naked pics of me posted on this forum, now its ur turn ;) :D
oh and if u missed em... tough :D
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hey ive already had partially naked pics of me posted on this forum, now its ur turn ;) :D
oh and if u missed em... tough :D
WHAT???!!!??!
Bird, you need to PM them to me like NOW!! :P
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i dont have them , sorry. :D
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i know a man who does though.
And its not me btw!
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i know a man who does though.
And its not me btw!
Really...... ::)
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My misses steams in with a late entry on Friday.
She drove down (in my car) to meet me from work, so we could go for dinner. It was her first time driving in London.
And it will be her last, in my car at least.
She managed to get all the way down here without incident. Got to my office, picked my brother up, and on the 45 second journey from the office to the tube station managed to hit a stationary car, and oblitorate the passenger wing mirror against the other cars bullbar.
Now I gotta take Friday off to get it fixed in time for GTi festival!
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:o Is the rest of the car ok?
I bed you now wish your wife hadnt seen your slogon at the bottom of your signature dont you ;)
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Yeah, rest of the car is ok, thank goodness.
It's booked in on saturday to have the damage repaired, and the steering rack investigated, as I've got a clonking on full lock.
I can get them to wash it as well, all in time for GTi Festival. Nice. ;D
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How about buying my other half some rallye seats for his car 8)
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I went out with this right phsyco b!tch who got jealous over every thing i did.so she decided to go home with my car keys and company mobile and poured egg and sugar mix over my car which took 'king ages to steam clean off >:(
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oh dear :-\ :-X
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Unlucky, mate. Hope it's all sorted in time!
Yeah, rest of the car is ok, thank goodness.
It's booked in on saturday to have the damage repaired, and the steering rack investigated, as I've got a clonking on full lock.
I can get them to wash it as well, all in time for GTi Festival. Nice. ;D
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I did sort it by fcukin' her of out of it.Apparently shes married to some bloke 20years older than her and he's turned to drink because its cheaper thjan a divorce