Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!

[clipperjay]

A tragic accident in Bradford happens apparently a bunk bed collapsed on twenty Pakistanis some sleeping got injured, but the Al-Ikea was the main suspects in the case.
 

[mongchops]

bloke gets asked by a good looking girl with no arms or legs if he would f"ck her. he says ok, picks her up, puts her in the back seat of his car and drives off. after a while, he pulls up next to a quiet, romantic beach. he lifts her out, carries her down to the beach. looking up at him longingly, she closes her eyes and prepares to be kissed. instead, he gently lays her on the sand. bracing herself for the deed, she lays there. after a few seconds of nothing happening, she opens her eyes to see him walking off.
"what are you doing?" she asks.
he replies "the tides coming in and you are, as you asked, well and truly f"cked".

[Tom H]

2 Kids are comparing gifts after christmas - Little Johnny Says " I got a new scaletrix set" Little Timmy replies "I got 4 huge sets, and I can link them all together and have them going all around my room and I have loads of cars". "Well I got a remote controlled car too" Says Johnny. "I got a remote controlled car, and a remote controlled helecopter AND a boat". "And I got a Wii" Says Jhonny. "I got a Wii, and an PS3 and a new 40" screen to play them on" replies Timmy. "Wow you're so Lucky" Says Johnny "I wish I had Leukemia"

[mongchops]

a muslim in our street doused himself in petrol, set fire to himself and died. we are having a collection for his wife and kids. got 80 litres so far   

[raferackstraw]

the latest christmas toy has just hit the shops

a talking muslim doll

nobody knows what it says yet coz no one has the b*ll*cks to pull the cord! 

[raferackstraw]

ok here's another but a bit near the mark

two muslims leave pakistan for the UK.
they agree to meet after 2 years to see who's become more english.
two years pass

1st man; i got a beckham shirt,went to support England during football,i drink beer, have a bulldog, i fish and play golf at my country club.
so how english have you become?

2nd man;

F*CKOFF P@KI !

[Tom H]

A muslim woman came to my door the other day


I spoke to her through the letter box - see how she f*cking likes it!

[raferackstraw]

A muslim woman came to my door the other day


I spoke to her through the letter box - see how she f*cking likes it!

LMFAO  QUALITY

after all the furore and mayhem of calling a teddy bear 'mohammed' in Sudan,

'sooty' has cancelled his tour of jamaica!

[Agreeable Slick]

How do you get 150 babies in a phonebox?
























Put them in a blender. 

[Uruk Hai]

A bloke says to his wife "Tell me something that'll make me happy and sad at the same time" so she says
"Your cocks bigger than your brothers"