Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!

[mongchops]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?


Nuffin, you've told the b!tch twice already!   

[Tom H]

Why does Noddy wear a bell on his hat?

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 Cos he's a c*nt

[Agreeable Slick]

Whats blue and f**ks your granny?


























Hypothermia.

[Tom H]

What's better than winnigh gold at the paraolympics?
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Having 2 legs.

[Mew]

What did the blind deaf kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas?



















Cancer


 

[Tom H]

What's Blue and never fits properly?














a dead epileptic

Hmm - Mongchosp - maybe you should put a warning on the title of this one! I've got one joke I kinda wanna tell, but I think withouth the warning I'll end up upsetting people!

[Dinky]

the night of March 31st and blind little Tim gets tucked up in bed his mum says "If you pray really hard tonight, tomorrow you will be able to see!" So little Tim prays like never before. Morning comes and Tim is still blind. "Mummy, mummy" he cries out "I prayed hard last night but im still blind" His mum gently pats him on the head "I know son" she said "April Fool"

[dabill]

Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans.

Got through to a call centre in Pakistan .

Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane......
 

[â„¢MiKeYâ„¢]

why don't women wear watches?¿?

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There's a clock on the cooker!

[dubsport]

hmmm ....

Whats worth than finding half a maggot in your apple?

















Rape.