I was half joking, but now I am serious - it's on.
I will leave the seat post. Shame the saddle itself is grey, I'm not going to change that as that cost me £80 that seat.
May not put the cables to red, maybe black, need to think that one over. Will look similar to the bike that Ginge posted apart from that it is a road bike, so I will change the tape on the drop bars to white and then it will be nicely contrasting.
White frame and forks and grip tape on bars.
Black seatpost, stem and handlebars.
I'm not sure if I am being a dick or not really, but hopefully not! I think there is a chance it might look pretty cool.