I thought hire cars were always the fastest cars in the world lol
No that's the Astramax van
Especially if you add a few extra badges to them. Like an M badge nicked from an M3 you saw in the local tesco car park for example:
On the A421 in Bedfordshire there used to be this chap in a paint stained polo shirt, a sideways baseball cap and with his seat leaning back at about a 60° angle who would zoom his rusty white astra van past the mile long rush hour queue as if he was going to turn right at the roundabout and then would aggressively force his way into the queue at the other side.
Total wayne kerr. Drove like a complete asshole too, all over the road, tailgating, reving, dangerous overtaking, blaring music... everything you could possibly do that is wrong this guy would be doing it. I once got so sick of him I followed him to his home/work (hard to tell) in Kempston and snapped a few photos with the intention of forwarding them to the fuzz. I didn't bother in the end as he'd been driving like this for years and its clear the police didn't give a damn.
Of topic again... my bad.