I am not buying an Audi, I refuse! Honestly all the dick heads in the office drive one.
"I'm a petrolhead, I love cars, you should see mine, it's awesome."
me: "Cool, what is it?"
"Audi A5"
Me: "Not bad, which engine?"
"V6 diesel with an auto box."
Me "Oh right so the diesel engine that's more thirsty than a petrol with the lame non DSG box? Er right, a real petrolheads car then."
Nick