I creased upon Friday when this happened, I remembered the thread about what cars had tried it on with your gti blah blah and thought I'd share this gem with you all.....
Was in the Mk5 on way to get it valued for part ex against the new car and got stuck in a very long rush hour jam on a straight single lane A-road that end's with a large roundabout (which the traffic queues on it too).
I was stuck in the que with loads of other cars about 1/4 mile away from the roundabout not going anywhere when...... a small red 4 wheel mobility scooter with an old git who looked about 80 came whizzing past all the cars in the queue.... driving down the in the middle of the road..... all the while continuously giving everyone queuing the finger as he drove past. I just creased up, best ever in a jam! He then went onto the roundabout zipped inbetween cars going left and right!!! He's got balls anyway!