I think putting me in that Skoda is part of VW UK’s dastardly plan to stop me moaning about the extra 12 week wait for my R:-
1. Have a GTD, want an R, get one ordered, it ends up being built 12 weeks after initial indications, get pissed off.
2. Have a smash, get a Skoda courtesy car, think “I’m so lucky to have my underappreciated GTD, hope the repair doesn’t take long as this is crap”.
3. Appreciate the GTD when I get it back, especially like the fact that the new rear bumper actually matches the bodywork shade, and almost forget I have an R on the way.
4. R arrives and I forget the wait I had because I still remember how bad the Skoda was.