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Title: Elvi's super happy cool funtime thread....(all links in here) & Now NSFW!!
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 01 October 2012, 11:07
Yes they're very tasty, but would you eat farmed prawns again after watching this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9H9YAkMHSE

Only reply after you've watched at least up to 13:30 in.

 :shocked:

No me.
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: tweed on 01 October 2012, 11:21
I couldn't give two f**ks where my food comes from or how it's farmed.

Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: Mitching on 01 October 2012, 11:29
I was quite surprised about how they encourage breeding.
I bloody love prawns though. I once ate a whole Iceland king prawn ring to myself.
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: Diamond Hell on 01 October 2012, 11:31
I don't eat prawns anyway.

Or lobsters, or crabs.  They're bottom-feeders.
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: R32UK on 01 October 2012, 11:47
horrible. dont eat them. defo wouldnt now  :sick:
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: Khare on 01 October 2012, 11:51
I'll carry on regardless, in the same way I eat meat and other products that come from living animals.
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: Len on 01 October 2012, 12:38
If you saw how most food is processed you wouldnt eat it!

Squeamish blighters! :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: Lewy on 01 October 2012, 13:06
I don't eat prawns anyway.

Or lobsters, or crabs.  They're bottom-feeders.

Don't eat anything that comes out of the sea and smells like a prozzies gash!!
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: Guy on 01 October 2012, 13:33
I don't eat prawns anyway.

Or lobsters, or crabs.  They're bottom-feeders.

Don't eat anything that comes out of the sea and smells like a prozzies gash!!

question is... how do you know what a prossies gash smells like?  :whistle: :sick:
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: Jay on 01 October 2012, 13:37
I don't eat prawns anyway.

Or lobsters, or crabs.  They're bottom-feeders.

Don't eat anything that comes out of the sea and smells like a prozzies gash!!

Precisely. Not to mention it's mostly tasteless & overpriced.
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: Martz on 01 October 2012, 14:25
Nothing wrong with the process, even the eye being pulled out to help the reproduction process.   King Prawn Balti for dinner tonight I think.
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: Guy on 01 October 2012, 18:43
so in summary... this forum doesn't give a flying fcuk about prawn welfare... you heartless b@stards!  :grin:
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: Ant1981 on 01 October 2012, 19:00
I don't eat prawns anyway.

Or lobsters, or crabs.  They're bottom-feeders.

Don't eat anything that comes out of the sea and smells like a prozzies gash!!

Precisely. Not to mention it's mostly tasteless & overpriced.

The prozzies gash?  :grin:
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: golf-sib on 01 October 2012, 20:00
Hasn't changed my opinion at all, its like that other channel 4 guy with the farm that did that series about chickens and why we should eat free range, due to the poor conditions the chickens are kept in. I've been on farms and my grandmother had a farm and seeing some of the conditions does not bother me. Sadly with everything now there is such high demand these practices have to become the norm to allow us to meet that demand, even if its unethical, especially if we are to maintain the price.

But the organic chicken one cracked me up, alot of people I knew after watching it changed their opinion and held it for a few weeks to months till they gave up, and the number one reason for giving up on buying and eating free range chicken was "its too expensive".
Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: thomson07 on 03 October 2012, 09:47
Fockin Prawn...

(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa409/koomey/District-9smallprawn.jpg)

Title: Re: Prawns
Post by: VW BUSH on 03 October 2012, 16:11
I don't eat prawns anyway.

Or lobsters, or crabs.  They're bottom-feeders.

Yeah never eat your own kind DH  :grin: :evil:


I dont like the way we farm our living food, it is enough to put you off meat.
I am in switzerland right now and they have some very high standards of animal husbandry, but you pay for it.....something we dont like doing in the UK and the rest of the world
Title: Remember that Honda "cog" advert..
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 09 October 2012, 11:49
Well here's one with a Mk1 Golf Cabriolet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MiYtvbK4JY)


 :shocked:
Title: It's halftime folks....
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 09 October 2012, 12:08
only in America (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAzzbrFgcUw&feature=player_embedded#!)


 :shocked:

Title: Re: It's halftime folks....
Post by: R32UK on 09 October 2012, 12:13
thats class  :cool:
Title: Giddy up!
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 09 October 2012, 14:40
I've been bustin' moves like this for years.

 :grin:

No seriously.


Gangnam Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0)

Title: Are you a psychopath?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 21 November 2012, 14:54
Listening to a chap on Five live talking about Psychopaths and the responses he got from his survey about who might be one. Turns out most psychopaths are CEO's, radio presenters and Surgeons. 1 in a 100 are psychopaths and 1 in 10 of company bosses are.  :shocked:

Here's a link to the survey questionnaire:

http://www.flipnosis.co.uk/psychopath-survey.asp

I scored: 46 and 27.



Title: Re: Are you a psychopath?
Post by: admc6 on 21 November 2012, 15:10
I was above average for primary and average for secondary.
Title: Re: Are you a psychopath?
Post by: vw_golf_nutter on 21 November 2012, 15:47
I scored 42/28 so that makes me above average likely hood of being a total psycho! hahahaha
Title: Re: Are you a psychopath?
Post by: MAW73 on 21 November 2012, 16:07
^ your sig picture was making think you could be a psychopath as well  :evil:   :kiss:
Title: Re: Are you a psychopath?
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 21 November 2012, 16:24
Hardly an proper test for a measure of psychopath. More like simply good or bad. I scored 15 and 16. But I ain't intersted in making a ton of money or hurting other people. Its all more or less common sense vs stupidity.
Title: Re: Are you a psychopath?
Post by: Thom89 on 21 November 2012, 18:54
Because Hannibal Lecter

Thom
Title: Have They Found Life on Mars...
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 21 November 2012, 19:04
... But they're no going to tell us until Dec 3rd.

 :shocked:

http://www.space.com/18565-mars-rover-curiosity-discovery-mystery.html

Now... when does the Mayan calendar predict the end of the world?????

 :grin:

Title: Re: Have They Found Life on Mars...
Post by: Luke1981 on 21 November 2012, 20:06
... But they're no going to tell us until Dec 3rd.

 :shocked:

http://www.space.com/18565-mars-rover-curiosity-discovery-mystery.html

Now... when does the Mayan calendar predict the end of the world?????

 :grin:

The 21st December 2012 is when the Mayan Calender ends suddenly. I am currently stockpiling food, ammunition and whores in my secret bunker  :whistle:
Title: Re: Elvi's Bo*locks Thread....(all links in here)
Post by: Seanl on 21 November 2012, 21:09
40, 29.

Above avarage on both.  :whistle:
Title: Re: Elvi's super happy cool funtime thread....(all links in here)
Post by: Len on 23 November 2012, 12:38
43 and 25

 :grin:
Title: Kate Upton naked on a horse
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 21 June 2013, 15:31
If only... (http://www.tmz.com/2013/06/19/kate-upton-topless-video-boobs/?adid=hero3)


 :tongue

Addendum:

This afternoon TMZ.com uploaded a video taken by a member of the photo crew at a shoot of Kate upton posing on a  horse.

TMZ edited the video to put annoying red stars over her nips, but also showed a video of TMZ staff's reaction to watching the unedited video.  Both have now been taken down.

Here's a few gifs of what she looked like.


(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/upton6-1.gif) (http://s482.photobucket.com/user/the_flying_elvi/media/upton6-1.gif.html)

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/upton1.gif) (http://s482.photobucket.com/user/the_flying_elvi/media/upton1.gif.html)

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/upton4.gif) (http://s482.photobucket.com/user/the_flying_elvi/media/upton4.gif.html)

If you google for the video I'm sure it'll be somewhere.
Title: Re: Royal Ascot
Post by: Len on 21 June 2013, 16:26
I didnt scroll down! NSFW?
Title: Re: Royal Ascot
Post by: Jimble on 21 June 2013, 18:42
It's gone! :'(
Title: He raps and he cooks
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 21 June 2013, 21:25
Found Action Bronson after he was used as backing track to one of Modern Warfare Negro youtube videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8APYF0kkas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY-yTaW9vdY

http://www.actionbronson.com/



Title: Re: Elvi's super happy cool funtime thread....(all links in here) & Now NSFW!!
Post by: Agreeable Slick on 21 June 2013, 23:46
Enjoy......
Title: One Direction film
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 19 August 2013, 21:27
http://imgur.com/3mnkR5g
Title: Guess who
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 20 August 2013, 22:25

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/BPUaZbeCcAAoRLF.jpg) (http://s482.photobucket.com/user/the_flying_elvi/media/BPUaZbeCcAAoRLF.jpg.html)


Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: Diamond Hell on 21 August 2013, 14:31
I didn't need that on FB and I still don't need that on here.

It is repulsive and makes me feel slightly unwell.

All the way down past Shaftesbury on Sunday, Chuff kept saying 'we're dangerously close to Shady here'.  I had to reassure him it was OK and Kirk was unlikely to spot us as we weren't within 5 miles of Yeovil, or a McDonalds.
Title: Re: Guess who
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 21 August 2013, 18:16
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3vk6aw/

Title: Re: One Direction film
Post by: Wazzzer on 22 August 2013, 17:09
never a truer word said
Title: Re: One Direction film
Post by: Shady Pioneer on 23 August 2013, 15:29
Shame it's not real.
Title: Australia
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 30 August 2013, 16:22
Land of Aussie Rules Football, Crocodile Dundee, Tough outback ranchers, drivers of Ute's and all round ass slapping Fosters drinking men's men.

But look at their Ice cream!!


(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/gaytime.jpg) (http://s482.photobucket.com/user/the_flying_elvi/media/gaytime.jpg.html)

Title: Re: Australia
Post by: Steve_PD on 30 August 2013, 16:45
Ill have to try some gaytime, looks good....oh and there's no fosters over here thats an "English drink"
Title: Re: Australia
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 30 August 2013, 17:24
Eh?  They don't serve Fosters in OZ Steve?

Well, get a pic up of you licking a Gaytime.

Title: Re: Australia
Post by: VW BUSH on 30 August 2013, 18:13
Eh?  They don't serve Fosters in OZ Steve?

Well, get a pic up of you licking a Gaytime.

Trombone that lolly :grin: 
Title: Re: Australia
Post by: dom on 30 August 2013, 22:26
Eh?  They don't serve Fosters in OZ Steve?

Well, get a pic up of you licking a Gaytime.

They do but it isn't the same stuff that we have!
Title: Re: Australia
Post by: Steve_PD on 31 August 2013, 03:24
They sell it in Melbourne but thats about it. Wont find it anywhere in WA. This is what I drink

(http://drinkmate.com.au/auto/thumbnail/persistent/uploads/drinkmate_product/40810/image/DMLNA0171.jpg?maxwidth=400;maxheight=400;style=padded;tcolor=none;pcolor=FFFFFF;type=png;cache_refresh=1;)

Its what the Abbo's drink so is good at getting you pissed and its cheap

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/582491_445475728899625_1564059942_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Australia
Post by: JC on 31 August 2013, 07:09
 :laugh:
Title: Roadkill Fox
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 06 September 2013, 19:36
You Tube linky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE)

PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY FFS!!!!

 :shocked:
Title: Re: Roadkill Fox
Post by: CM690 on 06 September 2013, 21:59
 :shocked:
Title: Re: Roadkill Fox
Post by: Jimble on 06 September 2013, 22:56
Jesus wept............ :(
Title: Re: Roadkill Fox
Post by: gazareth on 07 September 2013, 01:13
 :sick:
Title: Re: Roadkill Fox
Post by: danny_p on 07 September 2013, 11:31
that needs thinning out
Title: Re: Roadkill Fox
Post by: gazareth on 07 September 2013, 19:46
I think it will sound great after a tiesto remix.
Title: Re: Roadkill Fox
Post by: golf-sib on 08 September 2013, 00:08
After a remix this will definetly be a big tune.
Title: Re: Roadkill Fox
Post by: gazareth on 08 September 2013, 00:16
well if 1 direction can get a fan base anything is possible lol.
Title: Re: Roadkill Fox
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 08 September 2013, 09:53
I posted it after I was sent it on twitter. It has about 2.5 Million views. Now has 8.5 Million.

Coming to a nightclub near you....

Title: Re: Elvi's super happy cool funtime thread....(all links in here) & Now NSFW!!
Post by: danny_p on 10 September 2013, 21:06
now it's not just f**king awfull,  it's famously f**king awfull.

any DJ who plays that should be beaten to death with a plastic J20 bottel
Title: New Zealand Haka.
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 23 November 2013, 15:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI6TRTBZUMM&feature=youtu.be

Title: Volvo's new dynamic steering
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 23 November 2013, 17:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0P_Ded5cbs

 :shocked:

Title: Re: Volvo's new dynamic steering
Post by: tweed on 23 November 2013, 19:28
Impressive  :huh:
Title: Re: Volvo's new dynamic steering
Post by: Jimble on 24 November 2013, 15:52
Speechless.... ???
Title: Re: Volvo's new dynamic steering
Post by: Bellend on 25 November 2013, 08:20
Balance or what?
Title: Winter tyres
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 04 December 2013, 11:19
Are these (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFqjezuIjy4) any good?










































Bonus points if you spot the mistake.
Title: Re: Winter tyres
Post by: Thom89 on 05 December 2013, 01:10
Yep spotted
Thom
Title: Base Jump Cliff Strike
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 06 December 2013, 15:47
http://vimeo.com/80704110

 :shocked:

Title: Re: Base Jump Cliff Strike
Post by: VW BUSH on 06 December 2013, 16:35
That music realy narks me off......

Anyhoo lucky break for matey, cant for the life of me understand base jumping. its like trying to commit suicide then changing your mind at the end.
Saw some guy on You tube doing the flight suit or skydiving thing and hitting a bridge, made a real mess
Title: Re: Base Jump Cliff Strike
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 06 December 2013, 17:29
Ouch. Must've hit the worste part of the cliff that big massive sticky out bit.
Title: Re: Base Jump Cliff Strike
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 06 December 2013, 17:35
Ouch. Must've hit the worste part of the cliff that big massive sticky out bit.


 :grin:  I did notice that. Completely smooth rock face with a single jagged bit sticking out, and thats what he hits first.

What are the chances..  :grin:
Title: Re: Base Jump Cliff Strike
Post by: legg360 on 06 December 2013, 17:56
Theres a few of guys wearing the flying suites and hit rocks getting to low
Title: Re: Base Jump Cliff Strike
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 06 December 2013, 20:37
on the clip linked it looks like his parachute was packed with the lines twisted, that causes him to spin around and be facing into the rocks by the looks of it.
Title: Re: Base Jump Cliff Strike
Post by: Ginge 35Edition on 07 December 2013, 08:48
Feel sorry for the guy parked at the bottom of the cliff, his car must've got caught in the rock fall!
Title: Goal celebration
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 11 February 2014, 15:33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vcJibyBRAM

 :grin:
Title: Re: Goal celebration
Post by: VW BUSH on 11 February 2014, 17:43
Sent off for being a d1ck lols
Title: Are you Dyslexic?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 21 February 2014, 00:34
http://opendyslexic.org/

HTH's

 :nerd:
Title: Re: Are you Dyslexic?
Post by: Sam on 21 February 2014, 09:08
I have come across this before but always forget whilst researching (i.e. doing my dissertation 3 months ago).

Cheers man
Title: So Jamie, what did you do in School today?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 05 March 2014, 16:07
Well Mum, I....http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-26450494

Title: Re: So Jamie, what did you do in School today?
Post by: clipperjay on 05 March 2014, 16:24
Haaa good on him!  :cool:
Expecting monstrous intellectual progress from him after this!!  :evil:
Title: Re: So Jamie, what did you do in School today?
Post by: Thom89 on 05 March 2014, 19:56
Anyone remember the true story of the kid that built a fast breeder nuclear reactor in his back garden!
Iirc he hunted down old smoke detectors, and luminous paint, and away he went :grin:

Thom
Title: Re: So Jamie, what did you do in School today?
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 06 March 2014, 13:50
Holy sh!t, when I was his age I still thought Pokémon was cool..

Him: "Hey look at my nuclear reactor..." Me: "So what, I've got a Charizard shiny Pokémon card.."
Title: Re: So Jamie, what did you do in School today?
Post by: barrym381 on 06 March 2014, 21:13
Holy sh!t, when I was his age I still thought Pokémon was cool..

Him: "Hey look at my nuclear reactor..." Me: "So what, I've got a Charizard shiny Pokémon card.."
pokemon at 13  :grin: :grin:
Title: Crimea: By Sesame Street
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 07 March 2014, 00:41
Ah..now it makes sense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl3e-OUnavQ

Title: Re: So Jamie, what did you do in School today?
Post by: VW BUSH on 07 March 2014, 16:07
If his name was Jamal I'm sure the beeb would be reporting a different story :evil:
Title: Re: So Jamie, what did you do in School today?
Post by: VR6_Wherry on 07 March 2014, 16:36
If his name was Jamal I'm sure the beeb would be reporting a different story :evil:

 At first I was like :shocked: :shocked: then I was like :shocked: :shocked: But then I did this...  :laugh: :grin: :laugh: :grin:
Title: Re: So Jamie, what did you do in School today?
Post by: VW BUSH on 07 March 2014, 16:53
If his name was Jamal I'm sure the beeb would be reporting a different story :evil:

 At first I was like :shocked: :shocked: then I was like :shocked: :shocked: But then I did this...  :laugh: :grin: :laugh: :grin:

Lol nothing like a stereotype to cause a fuss
Title: Re: So Jamie, what did you do in School today?
Post by: sharki786 on 07 March 2014, 17:00
If his name was Jamal I'm sure the beeb would be reporting a different story :evil:

trust!!!

Holy sh!t, when I was his age I still thought Pokémon was cool..

Him: "Hey look at my nuclear reactor..." Me: "So what, I've got a Charizard shiny Pokémon card.."
pokemon at 13  :grin: :grin:

pogs!
Title: Re: So Jamie, what did you do in School today?
Post by: VW BUSH on 07 March 2014, 22:37
If his name was Jamal I'm sure the beeb would be reporting a different story :evil:

trust!!!

Holy sh!t, when I was his age I still thought Pokémon was cool..

Him: "Hey look at my nuclear reactor..." Me: "So what, I've got a Charizard shiny Pokémon card.."
pokemon at 13  :grin: :grin:

pogs!

Come on we all know the beeb love a good scare mongering slant
Title: How you can help find missing Malaysia Airlines flight
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 12 March 2014, 16:43
www.tomnod.com

Title: BREAKING NEWS DEBRIS FOUND MAY BE MISSING PLANE
Post by: VR6Lee on 12 March 2014, 23:08
(http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3235981.ece/ALTERNATES/s510b/MAIN-Satellite-image-of-possible-malaysian-plane-3235981.jpg)

This is the picture of the suspected crash site released by the Chinese authorities.

The image shows three large floating objects in the South China Sea
Title: Anybody own a SAAB?
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 19 March 2014, 14:50
http://www.saabparts.com/en-gb/uk/saab-service-club/saab-service-club/join-the-club/badge-campaign/

Now that's customer service for you.

 :grin:

Title: Walken...
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 21 March 2014, 18:50


...Dancing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNaau2uPFqI)

Title: Re: Walken...
Post by: sharki786 on 21 March 2014, 18:54
 :huh:
Title: Re: Walken...
Post by: scarr89 on 21 March 2014, 18:57
Bloody brilliant. Walken fantastic.

Turks & Caicos on BBC 2 last night was brill, one more episode next week!
Title: European Elections May 25th *NSFW*
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 14 May 2014, 14:13
Don't forget to VOTE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpsuq354Sao)


 :grin:


Title: Re: European Elections May 25th *NSFW*
Post by: Waspy on 14 May 2014, 18:53
But...

okay.
Title: Re: European Elections May 25th *NSFW*
Post by: admc6 on 15 May 2014, 10:50
Have you posted this everywhere? :-)
Title: Re: European Elections May 25th *NSFW*
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 15 May 2014, 14:09
Have you posted this everywhere? :-)

Just doing my bit for Democracy.  :grin:

Title: Re: European Elections May 25th *NSFW*
Post by: Diamond Hell on 15 May 2014, 14:39
And don't forget to read up on any dodgy parties who might not bother with a manifesto, or just go about shouting their mouths off:

www.hopenothate.org.uk/
Title: Re: European Elections May 25th *NSFW*
Post by: admc6 on 15 May 2014, 14:57
Have you posted this everywhere? :-)

Just doing my bit for Democracy.  :grin:

What a gent.
Title: Re: European Elections May 25th *NSFW*
Post by: Ginge 35Edition on 17 May 2014, 15:30
Have you posted this everywhere? :-)

Just doing my bit for Democracy.  :grin:


.  Good job sir, I was about to say what European Election but the watched the informative video you posted, my hat is tipped your way.
Title: Re: European Elections May 25th *NSFW*
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 20 May 2014, 18:58
...It's gets worse......

 :grin:

Getting jiggy wid it (http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304655304579547413765425666?mg=reno64-wsj&url=http%3A%2F%2Fonline.wsj.com%2Farticle%2FSB10001424052702304655304579547413765425666.html})



Title: Re: European Elections May 25th *NSFW*
Post by: Ginge 35Edition on 20 May 2014, 21:26
Oh dear......
Title: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 16 June 2014, 11:46
Quite Literally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAPT72Mzt2c&index=2&list=UUzAAidcIpvbUyBl0ivKmUYg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp1lF0bmBCw

Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 16 June 2014, 12:48
just been reading this on the daily mail :D
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: Thom89 on 16 June 2014, 13:41
We were actually competing In that race,,,, 4 hr endurance, he came on 20mins before the end, total dickhead!
Luckily the cars were only fun cup beetles, and not that fast, anything else could easily been going past the pit lane exit at 150+ mph

Thom
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: Bandit127 on 16 June 2014, 18:19
Tw*t.

He was arrested for...........

False imprisonment  :grin: :grin: :grin:

Unlikely to stick, but a civil claim for the legitimate costs involved might make him rethink his flippant comment 'I live every day like it's my last'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2658725/Is-Britains-idiotic-driver-Video-posted-YouTube-appears-boy-racer-driving-girlfriends-VW-Polo-Brands-Hatch-circuit-middle-race.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2658725/Is-Britains-idiotic-driver-Video-posted-YouTube-appears-boy-racer-driving-girlfriends-VW-Polo-Brands-Hatch-circuit-middle-race.html)
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: dragonfly on 16 June 2014, 19:22
'I live every day like it's my last' - but endanger everyone elses. And this prick has a girlfriend?!
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: Sam on 17 June 2014, 15:12
He is some f**king 'Jack the Lad', his accent in the video makes me want to curl up in a ball and die, I absolutely hate these essex/kent ladz, so many of them were at my uni. Always been 'Lads' which inevitably meant around 10 random people that just happened to be in their vicinity had a bloody miserable time at any given moment.

He is 'King Jack Lord Cottle' if you wan't to view his fb btw
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 June 2014, 15:24
He is 'King Jack Lord Cottle' if you wan't to view his fb btw

He posted...

"Just a exsplernation to a very common girls question, men aren't actually "slags" or "sleep with anything" type of people cause the provlem 90% is caused cause of girls, this generation of girls majority of them beg for the D behind close doors to any man but will moan that blokes sleep about but if you think about it I know a few chavveys who will chad 50 birds in 6 months maybe less an if you think about it 50 different girls openenly opened there legs to 1 bloke, so that ratio is 50:1 to girls chaddin over boys!

 
That makes you think that if that 1 blokes chadded 50 different women in 6 months what about all the other geezers??! if you think about the bloke an women numbers an family connections that were lost over family fuuwwds an disowning an all that dilly dalla an bear in mind the geezer to brass ratio surely there aint enough un gentetic women or blokes in this world cause there aint 50 to 1 women in the world for yous who bounce about to avoid insest activity so you chavveys an chavvettes have more then likely f**ked a unknown sister brother cousin muvva aunties uncles nephews nieces sons daughter!?!!!! That's f**ked up! Ahaaaa"


Can someone translate that into English for me?

To ease your eyes I inserted the paragraph breaks. Although it was a bit tricky as he's never heard of punctuation.  :grin:



Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: hobbiniho on 17 June 2014, 15:25
what an absolute thingy  :rolleyes: theres a pretty big thread on pistonheads about it including a video of a guy that was in the pits as he went out onto track
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 June 2014, 15:33
Looking through his pictures, he's a right Jack the Lad.  :grin:


https://www.facebook.com/kingjack.lordcottle/photos

One pic of a note from his mum telling him to check the answerphone as there's a message from a debt collection agency and LLoyds Banks are chasing him.

Then there is a pic of a letter from Lloyds about the need to repay his £603.42 unplanned overdraft. Numpty makes no attempt to cover up his address and account number etc...

But fair dues.. He had this pic.

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/1975247_10153860106790627_1323785112_n.jpg) (http://s482.photobucket.com/user/the_flying_elvi/media/1975247_10153860106790627_1323785112_n.jpg.html)

Quality.

Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: jv on 17 June 2014, 15:44
I think he puts forward a well thought through statistical analysis. Particularly of the tricky dilly dalla situation.
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: Bandit127 on 17 June 2014, 18:57
I think he puts forward a well thought through statistical analysis. Particularly of the tricky dilly dalla situation.
Yes. A good
"exsplernation "
of the process of evolution perhaps.

Perhaps he is not aware of the bit where the feeble are taken out of the gene pool. There is a good chance that, with a bit more effort, he will learn about that bit too.
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: Mikehamid on 17 June 2014, 23:38
Love the irony of him calling other people chavs. He couldn't be less like one if he tried, plus his accent makes me want to rip off my ears to stop drowning in an ocean of glottal stops.

If anyone is in the market for a red 3 Series, avoid the one on his profile. Reg number is HIG 6682, and he's admitted to going sideways and thrashing it.
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 18 June 2014, 11:25
What a guy!
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: VW BUSH on 18 June 2014, 17:49
He is from Kent, it says somewhere Tonbridge but I think more like Medway towns or Orpy.
Given that he can read and write (in the loosest terms) he is Aristocracy for this part of the world.
Probably got a girlfriend/sister/aunt on the Ilse of Sheppy :grin:
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: Jack3559 on 20 June 2014, 14:27
This just came up on the local drift swap shop:

(http://i875.photobucket.com/albums/ab311/Jack3559/ScreenShot2014-06-20at141605.png)

I'm slightly tempted to buy it, weld the diff and take it to Lydden.
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: Bellend on 20 June 2014, 15:42
Temped to buy it take it round Brands Hatch.....
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: Pinky 1959 on 20 June 2014, 22:44
best described as a Fu***ng Idiot .
 He will most likely get Brands Hatch officials into serious bother ,He should never have been allowed anywhere near the track and with what happened at the Jim Clark Rally recently he could have caused a massive accident . He needs to be charged with at the least dangerous driving ....and the teams need to make a show of him for being stupid .
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: RexTI on 27 June 2014, 11:02
Gotta agree with Pinky complete idiot but how was he allowed to get anywhere near the track?!! What a superb example of why teenagers in this country get such a bad rep!
Title: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 21 August 2014, 16:27
I'm all for energy efficiency, but this is madness.  :shocked:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-28878432

Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Waspy on 21 August 2014, 17:34
... U WOT.
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: simonpolly on 21 August 2014, 17:39
That sucks  :grin:,I'll get my coat
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: kevinm on 21 August 2014, 21:08
Another stupid EU rule. This sort of stuff should be left to individual countries. My 2200w Miele is way better than any Dyson I've tried. No wonder the UK want out of the EU!
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: VW BUSH on 21 August 2014, 21:38
 :grin:
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Waspy on 21 August 2014, 23:21
Just realised, this is Europe wide, which means the whole if Europe is going to be really dusty! This will reduce tourism to the whole of Europe causing serious economic issues. China (who clearly don't give a toss about pollution) will take over the world in light of Europe's downfall. Within 5 years the O-zone will be gone and the whole thing will have been counter productive!

How can't the people in Brussels see this?!
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: bobbarley on 22 August 2014, 10:13
China will take over the world in light of Europe's downfall.

Yes, because Europe is the only thing saving the planet from Chinese supremacy!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Waspy on 22 August 2014, 13:38
China will take over the world in light of Europe's downfall.

Yes, because Europe is the only thing saving the planet from Chinese supremacy!  :rolleyes:

Currently China won't invade because all of the armies in Europe can match (give or take) China's military power, unless America sides with them, but meh. Now. Due to Europe's new dusty state, lack of tourism etc everyone will be slashing their military budget, opening is up to attack!

Europe will essentially become a giant iphone factory all because we can't have powerful Hoovers. You can't argue with facts dude.
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 22 August 2014, 14:23
China invade Europe?  Really!  :grin:

There are many, many reasons why China won't/can't be militarily aggressive with Europe and/or the USA, but the mane one is money.

The number 1 & 2 areas of Chinese exports in $$ value is Europe and USA. They make far far much more money from us that we do from them.
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Waspy on 22 August 2014, 14:49
That will all change when nobody in Europe can afford to import stuff from China due to the dust induced economic downturn.
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Adam on 22 August 2014, 17:01
Get to f**k. Seriously is this a topic of national importance? :confused:
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: MK3 Beardo on 23 August 2014, 01:49
That will all change when nobody in Europe can afford to import stuff from China due to the dust induced economic downturn.
:D


This story is utterly, utterly crackers.
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: mwad gti on 23 August 2014, 19:54
Another stupid EU rule. This sort of stuff should be left to individual countries. My 2200w Miele is way better than any Dyson I've tried. No wonder the UK want out of the EU!

I agree, I have a Miele too
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: VW BUSH on 23 August 2014, 20:32
I bet you could modify a 1600w hoover to get more suction, in ten years they may even be a forum for hot hoovers  (Renault 5 turbo forum accepted  :grin:)


Mines a VAX Power 5 Pet 2400w
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: mwad gti on 24 August 2014, 20:30
I bet you could modify a 1600w hoover to get more suction, in ten years they may even be a forum for hot hoovers  (Renault 5 turbo forum accepted  :grin:)


Mines a VAX Power 5 Pet 2400w
Lol
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Nino on 24 August 2014, 23:42
Anyone else hoping that currys etc will now slash the prices on their hoovers to get them out of the door? chance to pickup a good hoover cheap me thinks. :)
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Diamond Hell on 27 August 2014, 09:29
This is just legislation to drive efficiency.

What's wrong with that?

Just like we had legislation to drive uptake of unleaded petrol and a change in taxation to drive people towards more efficient new cars.

Get over yourselves.
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Waspy on 27 August 2014, 12:43
This is just legislation to drive efficiency.

What's wrong with that?

Just like we had legislation to drive uptake of unleaded petrol and a change in taxation to drive people towards more efficient new cars.

Get over yourselves.

I think most people here are typing with their tougue firmly wedged into their cheek...
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Organisys on 27 August 2014, 12:46
George is 1200w and he is the baddest.

 :cool:
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 27 August 2014, 15:06
George is 1200w and he is the baddest.

 :cool:

I beg to differ.

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/Hoover-vacuum-snorting-cocaine.gif) (http://s482.photobucket.com/user/the_flying_elvi/media/Hoover-vacuum-snorting-cocaine.gif.html)

Title: The worst public information film....EVER
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 27 August 2014, 15:09
Courtesy of the DVLA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVfsY8dWhFM

 :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: The worst public information film....EVER
Post by: Poached on 27 August 2014, 15:46
Wow that really is sh!t.
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Bellend on 27 August 2014, 16:20
I have one with 3 1200w motors. Dunno if they'll continue making them.
Title: Re: The worst public information film....EVER
Post by: Jimble on 27 August 2014, 17:25
The giant tax disc he's talking to went out of date in 2010! :grin: they had that lying around in the Swansea office and that dude lost a bet!!
Title: Re: The worst public information film....EVER
Post by: Waspy on 27 August 2014, 18:41
At least people can't complain our road tax is being wasted. They didn't spend a penny on that sucker.
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Diamond Hell on 27 August 2014, 20:38
I think most people here are typing with their tougue firmly wedged into their cheek...

I wouldn't be so confident.
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: kittie on 28 August 2014, 15:41
My Hetty is only 1200w I think and she does fine for me, I do love Hetty  :smiley:
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Nino on 28 August 2014, 18:03
I can't beleive no-one has posted this yet...

(http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_content/332518.jpg)
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 29 August 2014, 09:21
Not just vacuum cleaners..they after everything!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/11061538/EU-to-ban-high-energy-hair-dryers-smartphones-and-kettles.html

Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Waspy on 29 August 2014, 12:21
Not just vacuum cleaners..they after everything!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/11061538/EU-to-ban-high-energy-hair-dryers-smartphones-and-kettles.html

I may have mocked the vacuum cleaners. But I draw the line at kettles. Im not sure I can handle it taking any longer to make a brew!

I will just have to use a powerful gas jet engine style stove.
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Organisys on 29 August 2014, 13:01
George is 1200w and he is the baddest.

 :cool:

I beg to differ.

(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr182/the_flying_elvi/Hoover-vacuum-snorting-cocaine.gif) (http://s482.photobucket.com/user/the_flying_elvi/media/Hoover-vacuum-snorting-cocaine.gif.html)

A lightweight compared to his big brother, trust me!

 :wink:
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Nino on 31 August 2014, 07:38
(http://www.katoninetales.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Triple-Facepalm-Star-Trek.jpg)
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 31 August 2014, 13:17
It's hilarious at the futile efforts made in regards to helping the enviroment by the eu and governents alike. Corporate greed is the only problem but of course the're not going to admit that. F*cking hoovers, someone needs a day off. The fact this is even news and i'm opinionated about it sickens me. :sick:
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: VW BUSH on 31 August 2014, 14:00
It's hilarious at the futile efforts made in regards to helping the enviroment by the eu and governents alike. Corporate greed is the only problem but of course the're not going to admit that. F*cking hoovers, someone needs a day off. The fact this is even news and i'm opinionated about it sickens me. :sick:
Its ok let it all out don't hold onto bad karma :grin:
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: clipperjay on 11 September 2014, 15:15
China invade Europe?  Really!  :grin:

There are many, many reasons why China won't/can't be militarily aggressive with Europe and/or the USA, but the mane one is money.

The number 1 & 2 areas of Chinese exports in $$ value is Europe and USA. They make far far much more money from us that we do from them.

LOL how many countries has China invaded?
How many countries has Europeans and Americans invaded? :lipsrsealed:
Wait HK was leased to the queen Vic for compensation for China destroying opium ships........ then took it back once it was a corporate hub!  :laugh:

As for China supremacy I think Europeans and Americans should stop buying so many cheap goods that China make for them and increase there own GDP. But wait... I forgot inflation and lazy arsed people not willing to work for a lower wage Lets kick out more immigrants they take our jobs they do, I say!  :lipsrsealed: Damit why don't we make anything anymore?????  :undecided:
Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 11 September 2014, 20:22
On a positive note:

Foreign governments hold about 46 percent of all U.S. debt held by the public, more than $4.5 trillion. The largest foreign holder of U.S. debt is China, which owns more about $1.2 trillion in bills, notes and bonds, according to the Treasury.

In total, China owns about 8 percent of publicly held U.S. debt. Of all the holders of U.S. debt China is the third-largest, behind only the Social Security Trust Fund's holdings of nearly $3 trillion and the Federal Reserve's nearly $2 trillion holdings in Treasury investments, purchased as part of its quantitative easing program to boost the economy.


http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/moneymatters/ss/How-Much-US-Debt-Does-China-Own.htm

Confucius say  "Going to war with a country which owes you a lot of cash is hardly a wise move. "  :grin:




Title: Re: EU Bans powerful Vacuum cleaners from Sep.
Post by: Sam on 11 September 2014, 22:20
We will have to go to Scotland for our henry hoovers in a few weeks.
Title: How a differential drive works
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 28 September 2014, 16:00
Video Requires Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10202715574550386

 :nerd:





Title: Re: How a differential drive works
Post by: sharki786 on 29 September 2014, 09:30
Awesome vid. Came along way from 2 spokes to gears. :cool:
Title: Re: How a differential drive works
Post by: N900 MJT on 30 September 2014, 13:34
Great video!!
Title: Re: How a differential drive works
Post by: admc6 on 30 September 2014, 18:56
Good find!
Title: Man sues Red Bull because he didn't grow wings
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 11 October 2014, 11:05
Yup!

Only In America.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11155731/13m-lawsuit-proves-Red-Bull-doesnt-give-you-wings.html

Title: Re: Man sues Red Bull because he didn't grow wings
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 11 October 2014, 11:53
I'm amazed how such a rubbish product has been heavily involved in the largest marketing franchise the world has ever seen.
Title: Re: Man sues Red Bull because he didn't grow wings
Post by: VR6Lee on 11 October 2014, 18:33
(http://3ir.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Red-bull-wings.jpg)
Title: Bedtime Story
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 26 October 2014, 08:44
Have kids?

http://vimeo.com/27019462

 :evil:
Title: Overtime should count in holiday pay, landmark tribunal hearing rules
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 04 November 2014, 15:12
MOAR cash to spend on your two weeks in Lanzagrotte.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/jobs/11207421/Overtime-should-count-in-holiday-pay-landmark-tribunal-hearing-rules.html


 :smiley:
Title: Re: Overtime should count in holiday pay, landmark tribunal hearing rules
Post by: Wazzzer on 04 November 2014, 17:41
got a feeling that will mean no more overtime for most...
Title: Re: Overtime should count in holiday pay, landmark tribunal hearing rules
Post by: VW BUSH on 04 November 2014, 19:20
got a feeling that will mean no more overtime for most...
Or lower basic pay.......
Or contracted maximum and minimum hours so its harder to hit the overtime band.

Generally bad for small businesses or companies with low profit high turn over.
Civil servants will probably get the most out this lol.
Title: Re: Overtime should count in holiday pay, landmark tribunal hearing rules
Post by: logeyboy on 06 November 2014, 12:12
As long as they reduce holiday pay to reflect any sick days too!
Title: 0-207 mph in 4.8 seconds
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 10 November 2014, 16:03
Some mad SwissFrenchman built this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/virals/11220332/Rocket-powered-bike-breaks-world-speed-record.html

 :grin:
Title: Richard Madeley
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 13 November 2014, 11:24
ROLF... :grin: :grin: some real gems there.

http://happyfingersproductions.com/guest-posts/defending-the-indefensible/


Title: Re: Richard Madeley
Post by: VW BUSH on 13 November 2014, 21:49
ROLF... :grin: :grin: some real gems there.

http://happyfingersproductions.com/guest-posts/defending-the-indefensible/

That amount of Richard and Judy must have done him some real mental damage.
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: The Mighty Elvi on 17 November 2014, 17:07
Jailed - 8 months.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30083726

Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: Waspy on 17 November 2014, 18:39
What an idiot, deserved to go to jail.

But how retarded do you have to be to grab the wheel of a car when someone is gunning it on a track? That woman annoyed me more than the driver.
Title: Re: Boy racer in a Polo
Post by: Seanl on 19 November 2014, 13:02
What an idiot, deserved to go to jail.

But how retarded do you have to be to grab the wheel of a car when someone is gunning it on a track? That woman annoyed me more than the driver.

I remember this being posted just after it happened, and some didn't see a huge issue.  Just proves how utterly stupid young lads can be these days.  I'm glad he got jail time, and hopefully he'll be holding some lifers pocket cos he'll only come out bragging about the whole experience in a couple of months for "good behaviour" otherwise.