we need...
a phone secshun - for the androids v iphones
a puter secshun - for the pc v mac geeks
the forza secshun - needs expanding to all gaming for xbox v ps3 / forza v GT5 etc - check
a youtube/film secshun - for people to post up their links and reposts of links and for quoting films and for telling people that a film might be on tv
a birthday secshun - for wishing people happy birthday
an i'm having a bad day/myhamster died secshun
a shady is a lesbian secshun
there - that should just about clear the [nonsence] off-topic secshun up a bit!
ps. I vote Jay for moderator of the phone and puter secshuns