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Re: Stupidity in a Suzuki SJ - non VAG idiocracy Part II
« Reply #20 on: 01 September 2013, 18:02 »
Dave has another drive today  :lipsrsealed:

Poor little sj got tired so had a little lie down  :huh:



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Re: Stupidity in a Suzuki SJ - non VAG idiocracy Part II
« Reply #21 on: 01 September 2013, 19:42 »
i'm really not sure that he's respecting your property chuff... perhaps you should be in the passenger seat as he appears to favour rolling it to the right  :lipsrsealed:

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Re: Stupidity in a Suzuki SJ - non VAG idiocracy Part II
« Reply #22 on: 01 September 2013, 19:47 »
He was.

If he hadn't lost so much weight it wouldn't have rolled.

Amazingly it sustained NO damage in the roll!
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Re: Stupidity in a Suzuki SJ - non VAG idiocracy Part II
« Reply #23 on: 01 September 2013, 22:02 »
He was.

If he hadn't lost so much weight it wouldn't have rolled.

Amazingly it sustained NO damage in the roll!


I was in it both times. infact it had about 5 drivers over the weekend and only dave did the damage.

It just laid down though, no damage, no cracked fibreglass roof, windows fine and even the mirror survived  :laugh:

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Re: Stupidity in a Suzuki SJ - non VAG idiocracy Part II
« Reply #24 on: 01 September 2013, 23:15 »
extraction in progress  :grin:


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Re: Stupidity in a Suzuki SJ - non VAG idiocracy Part II
« Reply #25 on: 02 September 2013, 18:10 »
That photo doesn't show just how numb Dave's nuts actually are.
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Re: Stupidity in a Suzuki SJ - non VAG idiocracy Part II
« Reply #26 on: 11 September 2013, 21:17 »
well, a nice man wants my old tyres  :huh: and will give me cash, a spare engine and a SU carb and manifold.   :shocked:

I am told this is a reasonable deal  :cool:

So, it was time for some decent off road rubber, bye bye this months spare cash, hello


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Re: Stupidity in a Suzuki SJ - non VAG idiocracy Part II
« Reply #27 on: 15 September 2013, 17:24 »
Deal done on the previous wheels and tyres.  Currently on a set of 'standing boots'.  They being a completely non-matched set of utterly shagged tyres.  :grin:

Spare engine and SU carb now rolled into the barn, too.

Plans being discussed for how to cage it with local experts.
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Re: Stupidity in a Suzuki SJ - non VAG idiocracy Part II
« Reply #28 on: 15 September 2013, 17:53 »
spare set of FREE wheels collected from Swindon today  :cool: currently stinking the vectarse out  :sick:

new tyres being delivered to work tomorrow, so thats the apprentice busy for an hour  :evil:

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Re: Stupidity in a Suzuki SJ - non VAG idiocracy Part II
« Reply #29 on: 22 September 2013, 08:50 »
Wax on:



Wax off:

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