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Title: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 05 June 2012, 19:36
collect this tomorrow  :smiley:
corsa b sport 1.4 16v
102k miles
full respray 6 months ago
unfortunately doesn't come on the compomotive mo5's  :sad:
all for the nice sum of £400  :smiley:
10th car and i'm only 20, need to slow down a bit
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g143/mannionion/corsa.jpg)
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g143/mannionion/corsa1.jpg)
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: shepgti on 05 June 2012, 21:04
This made me laugh alot! Thanks  :wink:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 05 June 2012, 21:16
This made me laugh alot! Thanks  :wink:
well you have to agree it's alot better than the ford escort (which i made over double profit on)
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: JC on 05 June 2012, 21:43
This made me laugh alot! Thanks  :wink:
well you have to agree it's alot better than the ford escort (which i made over double profit on)

erm, are you sure about that  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 05 June 2012, 22:04
This made me laugh alot! Thanks  :wink:
well you have to agree it's alot better than the ford escort (which i made over double profit on)

erm, are you sure about that  :lipsrsealed:
the corsa has arches and likes to keep its driveshafts in  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: justalex81 on 05 June 2012, 22:20
chavtastic!
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: dom on 05 June 2012, 22:52
chavtastic!

Exactly what I was about to post :grin:

Not my cup of tea, but whatever floats your boat....
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 05 June 2012, 23:17
chavtastic!

Exactly what I was about to post :grin:

Not my cup of tea, but whatever floats your boat....
I didn't think it was that bad  :laugh:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: Adam on 06 June 2012, 01:37
Devolution.
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: murraymint on 07 June 2012, 18:28
chavtastic!

Exactly what I was about to post :grin:

Not my cup of tea, but whatever floats your boat....
I didn't think it was that bad  :laugh:


It is that bad  :grin:. Sorry bud but I Wudda bort and old polo or summin over this, even an old Clio!
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: CJA321 on 07 June 2012, 18:33
Corsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Power!!!! I loathe these things  :tongue:

Better than an escort thou imo
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 07 June 2012, 19:35
it's slow compared to the escort haha, paintwork looks spotless with no dents or scratches
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: Bandit127 on 07 June 2012, 19:43
10th car and i'm only 20, need to slow down a bit
LOL - the irony!  :laugh:

You are getting a bit of stick here - but it's a long way short of the worst Corsa I have seen.

There is one around here that the front is down on the bump stops. It might look like it's doing 60 stood still but going along at 25 it looks ridiculous. 
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: lemski on 09 June 2012, 08:33
C20let it. Then ull like it more. Everyone has to drive somats chavvy at some stage
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: DubFan on 09 June 2012, 13:02
Having driven an Escort and a Corsa, I would certainly have the Corsa if those were the choices, but if I had a free choice, I would go for a Polo.
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 09 June 2012, 13:55
Having driven an Escort and a Corsa, I would certainly have the Corsa if those were the choices, but if I had a free choice, I would go for a Polo.
I don't like polos, I was going for a mk3 gti again but 16v this time, but wanted something small and nippy

C20let it. Then ull like it more. Everyone has to drive somats chavvy at some stage
208bhp would be fun in something small like that
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: Jay on 09 June 2012, 17:52
Could be worse, just like this sh!t heap which has found itself in my mother car park  :sick:


(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj183/jayton82/IMG_20120609_152958.jpg)

(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj183/jayton82/IMG_20120609_153001.jpg)

Sick arch mod and bombastic wheels  :laugh:
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj183/jayton82/IMG_20120609_153005.jpg)
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: dom on 09 June 2012, 18:00
Does he really have 'fucn low' and 'be patient I'm lowered' stickers? Looks like a 4x4 :grin:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: snifferdog on 09 June 2012, 18:30
Does he really have 'fucn low' and 'be patient I'm lowered' stickers? Looks like a 4x4 :grin:

That is exactly what I thought!!
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 10 June 2012, 14:25
wouldn't start last night, so had to leave it at a friends house, came back this morning to have a look in the light that 2 ht leads had snapped clean, which makes me think somebody has tampered with it whilst I was in my friends house
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: justalex81 on 13 June 2012, 18:03
i once saw a dragon green corsa with flip paint, spoilers and fins all over it and 4 dustbin exhausts coming out the back. it was in a car park and i just laughed and pointed at him from my car till he got the hump and pulled up and got out his motor to give it some. He got back in it quick when he saw the size of me!
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: Mikehamid on 13 June 2012, 19:29
someone resprayed a Corsa of this age? The previous owner had more money than sense! Again, not my cup of tea. But if it was cheap, then why not I guess.
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: VW BUSH on 14 June 2012, 13:23
This made me laugh alot! Thanks  :wink:
well you have to agree it's alot better than the ford escort (which i made over double profit on)

erm, are you sure about that  :lipsrsealed:
the corsa has arches and likes to keep its driveshafts in  :lipsrsealed:

 :grin:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 14 June 2012, 14:56
someone resprayed a Corsa of this age? The previous owner had more money than sense! Again, not my cup of tea. But if it was cheap, then why not I guess.
it's even got perspex rear windows  :grin:
was looking at another corsa 1.4 sport in the area which also had full respray in black but had less mot so got this one
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 14 June 2012, 23:43
my money would have been on a clio
100bhp from a 1.4 as std

same can be said about the polo/lupo 1.4's

you numpty
don't like clios or polos/lupos  :undecided:
popped it on swapz this afternoon, had about 5 people interested (only put on to see how many snakes and pet camels i get offered), was offered an audi a4 v6 but insurance would be a killer
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: Guy on 15 June 2012, 21:30
wouldn't start last night, so had to leave it at a friends house, came back this morning to have a look in the light that 2 ht leads had snapped clean, which makes me think somebody has tampered with it whilst I was in my friends house

i think they were trying to do you a favour  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 16 June 2012, 00:12
wouldn't start last night, so had to leave it at a friends house, came back this morning to have a look in the light that 2 ht leads had snapped clean, which makes me think somebody has tampered with it whilst I was in my friends house

i think they were trying to do you a favour  :lipsrsealed:
fixed with 2 wood screws and some electrical tape  :laugh:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 18 June 2012, 18:08
might be going soon  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: Jay on 18 June 2012, 21:21
I think there is going to be a new section "Lukes non-dub ride, VAG ride, latest MK3" section  :laugh:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: dom on 18 June 2012, 22:24
I think there is going to be a new section "Lukes non-dub ride, VAG ride, latest MK3" section  :laugh:

You change your car more than Bellend changes careers :laugh:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 19 June 2012, 02:18
I think there is going to be a new section "Lukes non-dub ride, VAG ride, latest MK3" section  :laugh:

You change your car more than Bellend changes careers :laugh:
this is only my 10th car, may be 11 very soon  :lipsrsealed: :grin:
little update on the car, i stripped it out and sorted the drivers door lock out so I don't need to go through the boot to get in the car
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: thai-wronghorse on 19 June 2012, 07:29
I don't know why you even have locks on it tbh, its not like its ever going to be stolen!
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 19 June 2012, 11:44
I don't know why you even have locks on it tbh, its not like its ever going to be stolen!
I can unlock the car and start it without keys like most corsas  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: snifferdog on 19 June 2012, 16:03
Are you getting that (awesome) car that we mentioned on facebook?
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 19 June 2012, 16:07
Are you getting that (awesome) car that we mentioned on facebook?
possibly getting something turbo instead  :lipsrsealed: and it's french  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: thai-wronghorse on 19 June 2012, 16:14
Renault 5 GT Turbo?
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 19 June 2012, 16:20
Renault 5 GT Turbo?
might of accidentally on purpose forgot diesel  :laugh: :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: Jay on 19 June 2012, 20:00
306 dTurbo
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 20 June 2012, 02:22
306 dTurbo
correct, was looking at one before i got the corsa as it was what i wanted, and i'm bored of the corsa and having to keep putting petrol in as it enjoys drinking it
Title: Re: lukes corsa sport
Post by: luke on 29 June 2012, 02:06
hail storm hit earlier, put a few dents in the roof and bonnet, and sold it to a friend for £500, as his car is now a write off from how much hail hit it, looks like a rover 75 that's been attacked with a hammer for half an hour, resembles a golf ball more than a rover, now the hunt for a new car begins