lil accident

[boo]

was repaired a princees that had rear ended a sheep
car was coverd in exploded sheep it stunk  i also remeber getting my own back on a nasty games teacher
by glueing a sardine inside the new reatr 1/4 panel of his sh!treon bx

[tomsdubs]

Be careful lads, its illegal to pick up a pheasant to take home to eat if you hit one. Though its acceptable for the next driver along to do so 

[tonsofun]

I was doing a fair speed (90ish) in my very low mk2 and hit a badger once....way before i new much about fixing cars (luckily), i had my mechanic re-attach the brake lines, re-fit the exhaust fit a new bumper and clean the blood and fur that had balled up around anything slightly obtrusive, they are hard as nails though, i must have dragged the thing from 90-0 (which on standard 1300 brakes was a long way) it left a clear trail of gooo all the way....Stupid animals!!

[mumbles]

was visiting a friend a few years back and on the drive home (sitting at about 70) smelled that horrible fur burning smell.... stopped, looked under the bonnet and found a cats tail spinning around on the fan belt... mates cat was never the same again! haha!

[danny_p]

when had the v8 landrover 90 had everyone had to thump the bonnet a couple of times before starting it because the cat used to nest under the bonnet an had a few very close encounters with the fan and it's belts 

[Dub90]

I knew a guy who took a VX220 for a spin on Millbrook test track and copped a seagull in the face 

[Jimp]

There's a mk5 TDI near me with a pigeon wedged between the two slots on the grille. Yummy 

[DANNYGCL]

Cleaning the car a while back and found a small bird slammed into the lower vents. Pressure washing that poor sod off wasnt to pleasant