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Title: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Gavv8 on 09 May 2012, 19:42
Twice today i've had audi drivers climbing in my boot through country lanes while i'm looking for a house i've never been to before then almost get forced off the road by a woman in a Q5 who was quite prepared to drive up and over me i think..wan**rs!!
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Adam on 09 May 2012, 19:43
Not all of us are like that honestly!
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: barrym381 on 09 May 2012, 19:44
Twice today i've had audi drivers climbing in my boot through country lanes while i'm looking for a house i've never been to before then almost get forced off the road by a woman in a Q5 who was quite prepared to drive up and over me i think..wan**rs!!
how can a women in a q5 be a wa*ker  :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Gavv8 on 09 May 2012, 19:47
I can't think of any other word that gets the point across.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: mcgee9t2 on 09 May 2012, 20:14
Twice today i've had audi drivers climbing in my boot through country lanes while i'm looking for a house i've never been to before then almost get forced off the road by a woman in a Q5 who was quite prepared to drive up and over me i think..wan**rs!!
how can a women in a q5 be a wa*ker  :grin:
if she was fit i can help demonstrate  :wink: :D

had some right end driving near me the other day, up my arse, let him past he slams on the breaks. i was like what the hell are you doing!
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Gavv8 on 09 May 2012, 20:19
They always seem to be in a hurry and on the phone.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: barrym381 on 09 May 2012, 20:20
They always seem to be in a hurry and on the phone.
it cant be just audi drivers that do this  :wink:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: justalex81 on 09 May 2012, 20:44
They always seem to be in a hurry and on the phone.
it cant be just audi drivers that do this  :wink:

no it's those cvnty BMW drivers  :kiss: :laugh: :grin: :evil:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Steve30 on 09 May 2012, 20:48
I can't think of any other word that gets the point across.

How about Sh*tc*nt :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: justalex81 on 09 May 2012, 20:48
I can't think of any other word that gets the point across.

How about Sh*tc*nt :grin:

don't be stupid. that's 2 words  :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Steve30 on 09 May 2012, 20:50
I can't think of any other word that gets the point across.

How about Sh*tc*nt :grin:

don't be stupid. that's 2 words  :grin:

Sh*tc*nt with beef curtains hanging out then  :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Mr GTD on 09 May 2012, 21:22
http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=226949.0  :laugh:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Jay on 09 May 2012, 21:27
Chip on their shoulder, you MUST get out their way and they are most definitely more important than you and the law. They've also spent too much on a car they can't really afford, thus no hands free kit and holding their phone.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Bellend on 09 May 2012, 21:31
Had an Astra driver on Monday coming up my arse as I was going past some middle lane tosser. I'm doing about 70-75MPH and he's behind in the fast lane flashing his lights as I'm going past?  :huh:

It's not like I can go anywhere and I'm doing the speed limit. So took my time overtaking.  :grin:

TBH, you've just got to let it go, I've done the whole let them past then do it back but they hit those brakes and it's your insurance penalised, or worse.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Bellend on 09 May 2012, 22:02
i never get this, even in my 75bhp skoda  :huh:

Drive around the A20 and the A2 where the Medway/Maidstone pikeys meet the London pikeys.  :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: T_J_G on 09 May 2012, 22:07
Country life in Medway/Maidstone. I thinks not!
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Bellend on 09 May 2012, 22:18
Country life in Medway/Maidstone. I thinks not!

The only thing country about the area is the smell of sh!t between Snodland and Rochester. :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Rhyso on 09 May 2012, 22:25
Vauxhall drivers, in particular corsa drivers, are the wayne kerrs of the roads near me. That and women drivers on their mobile phones......
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Steve30 on 10 May 2012, 07:25
Vauxhall drivers, in particular corsa drivers, are the wayne kerrs of the roads near me. That and women drivers on their mobile phones......

Its very rare that women drivers give way to male drivers  :wink:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: stealthwolf on 10 May 2012, 07:39
I find it's audi A3 drivers who are bad for this.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: T_J_G on 10 May 2012, 07:52
Country life in Medway/Maidstone. I thinks not!

The only thing country about the area is the smell of sh!t between Snodland and Rochester. :grin:

Right where your moving to?
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: danny_p on 11 May 2012, 21:05
i never get this, even in my 75bhp skoda  :huh:

Drive around the A20 and the A2 where the Medway/Maidstone pikeys meet the London pikeys.  :grin:

ahh see country life. no ones in a rush!

what no rush ?     everyone who lives round here is, it's the f**king townies that arn't,   ive been held up by thingys when driveing a tractor before  they were getting the full honk honk flashy lights treatment
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: scarr89 on 12 May 2012, 00:41
(http://www.jeremyclarksonsucks.com/media/Top_Gear_Jeremy_Clarkson_as_BMW_driver_v46.jpg)

This picture generally sums up Audi & BMW drivers for me. Except Audi drivers tend to be younger and more cocky looking, and obviously what was spoken about earlier, the lack of a hand free kit.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: barrym381 on 12 May 2012, 00:51
(http://www.jeremyclarksonsucks.com/media/Top_Gear_Jeremy_Clarkson_as_BMW_driver_v46.jpg)

This picture generally sums up Audi & BMW drivers for me. Except Audi drivers tend to be younger and more cocky looking, and obviously what was spoken about earlier, the lack of a hand free kit.
i dont have pubes for hair  :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: harlemex on 13 May 2012, 21:13
theres an asshole who lives near me who parks his audi in the middle of a pavement on a main road, most nights and has done for a couple years now. so hes up my ass even when hes not driving.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 13 May 2012, 22:01
i dont think its a coincidence they sponsor man utd  :lipsrsealed: :laugh:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: jimbooboo on 14 May 2012, 13:03
Whats with all the chavvy f**king mk4 drivers.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Jay on 14 May 2012, 14:36
Whats with all the chavvy f**king mk4 drivers.

MK4's become cheeeep init.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 14 May 2012, 14:40
This is fuelled by jealousy and people that can't afford an Audi  :smug: :smug:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 14 May 2012, 14:57
 :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Mr GTD on 14 May 2012, 15:00
This is fuelled by jealousy and people that can't afford an Audi  :smug: :smug:

 :grin: :laugh:

I had the choose between the VW and the Audi before buying the GTD so your comments are very laughable....it's certainly not all audi drivers that's for sure just a selected few... :wink:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 14 May 2012, 15:18
This is fuelled by jealousy and people that are not stupid enough to pay more for a Audi when the VW equivalent is usually better looking, cheaper and doesnt try to emulate BMW runflats by adding stupidly stiff suspension so drivers can feel they are in a 'sporty' car  :smug: :smug:

I have to agree with that  :smiley:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: DOA on 14 May 2012, 18:51
They have all transfered from BMW's because, although they all know a BMW is a better car but know they cant handle RWD so have transfered to Audi to save face and get some boring boring 4wd action instead  :laugh: :grin: :laugh:. And yes, I do drive a BMW  :smug:, not that I tailgate, I just overtake instead  :evil:. *(Please note, heavy sarcasm was used during the creation of this post!)
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Gavv8 on 14 May 2012, 19:01
This is fuelled by jealousy and people that can't afford an Audi  :smug: :smug:
Nope, just an aversion to selfish tossbag driving.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 15 May 2012, 00:31
Audi's are superior to Volkswagen's in every department.
Everyone knows that  :smug: :smug: :smug:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 15 May 2012, 00:34
This is fuelled by jealousy and people that are not stupid enough to pay more for a Audi when the VW equivalent is usually better looking, cheaper and doesnt try to emulate BMW runflats by adding stupidly stiff suspension so drivers can feel they are in a 'sporty' car  :smug: :smug:

I have to agree with that  :smiley:

Stop misquoting me all the time, you scumbag Liverpool supporter  :laugh:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: bob23 on 15 May 2012, 08:23
Audi's are superior to Volkswagen's in every department.
Everyone knows that  :smug: :smug: :smug:

Yep, Audi's are better in every way, except looks, price, interior, handling, dealer service, reliability, the people who drive them, (I'm not tarring all Audi drivers with the same brush, some are ok) and then there is the fact that 4 rings now mean wayne kerr, but other than that they are superior in every way.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 15 May 2012, 08:48
Audi's are superior to Volkswagen's in every department.
Everyone knows that  :smug: :smug: :smug:

Yep, Audi's are better in every way, except looks, price, interior, handling, dealer service, reliability, the people who drive them, (I'm not tarring all Audi drivers with the same brush, some are ok) and then there is the fact that 4 rings now mean wayne kerr, but other than that they are superior in every way.

My S3 looks better than my R32, Interior is miles ahead, price wasnt much different, handling is better, dealers have been superb - mine calls every few months to see how i am, reliability has been the same and im a c*nt in both of them on the road.

Standard comment from someone who is bitter they cant afford one  :lipsrsealed: :wink:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 15 May 2012, 10:18
Audi's are superior to Volkswagen's in every department.
Everyone knows that  :smug: :smug: :smug:

Yep, Audi's are better in every way, except looks, price, interior, handling, dealer service, reliability, the people who drive them, (I'm not tarring all Audi drivers with the same brush, some are ok) and then there is the fact that 4 rings now mean wayne kerr, but other than that they are superior in every way.

looks are subjective. the a3 interior is so dated its a joke

My S3 looks better than my R32, Interior is miles ahead, price wasnt much different, handling is better, dealers have been superb - mine calls every few months to see how i am, reliability has been the same and im a c*nt in both of them on the road.

Standard comment from someone who is bitter they cant afford one  :lipsrsealed: :wink:

I have to say looks are subjective and for me personally the R32 looks better than the S3 and also comes with more doors (yes I know the s3 does also but have you seen the thing  :sick: )

I cannot for one second allow you to think the interior of the A3 is better than the golf... take a look at a 2003 a3 and see if you can spot the difference between a 2011 model.. same buttons switches etc  :rolleyes:

Not to mention that sub standard attempt at a sat nav they use, and the skinny steering wheel on their halo sport model A3 range. The fact that the ride is unnecessarily hard and the dealers are want-to-be bmw drivers in essence kind of sums it up for me.

I think if you actually take a look at both the golf and a3's of similar age and spec e.g. tdi 170 ..... the golf seems to match the a3 and in turn actually offers a slightly better residual value.


I dont think the golf is the greatest car ever... but to think the audi is better is plain stupid where the golf and a3 are concerned (see similar story with new polo and a1). I for one wouldnt be seen dead in an audi, simply because I think they are way overpriced and fail to deliver. When we move onto the larger composition vehicles its very simple to see the pecking order...

BMW>MERCEDES>JAGUAR>AUDI
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 15 May 2012, 10:44
And yet Audi yet again outsold BMW.

I went from an R32 to an S3, i can assure you my interior is way above the Golf, I also used my Mums GTI while she had it and I had the S3, it felt cheaper and looked cheaper.

Looks are subjective, yes. I didnt have the satnav in either car, so cant comment.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 15 May 2012, 10:56
And yet Audi yet again outsold BMW.

I went from an R32 to an S3, i can assure you my interior is way above the Golf, I also used my Mums GTI while she had it and I had the S3, it felt cheaper and looked cheaper.

Looks are subjective, yes. I didnt have the satnav in either car, so cant comment.

 :rolleyes:

http://www.worldcarfans.com/110041325631/bmw-still-top-premium-brand-despite-audis-recent-surge

they are catching up though... probably because they are cheaper and all come in white  :laugh:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 15 May 2012, 10:58
Try posting something that isnt 2 years old

Here, try this 6 day old one

http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2012-05-09/news/31641555_1_audi-bmw-vw

Fail  :laugh:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 15 May 2012, 11:11
Try posting something that isnt 2 years old

Here, try this 6 day old one

http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2012-05-09/news/31641555_1_audi-bmw-vw

Fail  :laugh:

try reading the article rather than the headline. It refers to the month of April only. The last time Audi sold more units than BMW was January 2011.  So 2 months out of the last 18?!?

"Audi has narrowed the gap with BMW on year-to-date deliveries, which rose 11.7 per cent to 471,300. That compares with a 10.1 per cent gain to 478,030 vehicles at its Munich-based rival. A spokeswoman for Audi said monthly sales at the VW unit last surpassed BMW in January 2011."


Who is the fail b1tch now  :laugh:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 15 May 2012, 11:13
Still you, they surpassed them this month and will continue to.

Up to date correct link>two year old link

 :wink:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 15 May 2012, 11:50
Still you, they surpassed them this month and will continue to.

Up to date correct link>two year old link

 :wink:

did they say the same thing in Jan 2011  :rolleyes: just for you julie I will say it again. In 18 months, audi have only sold more units in 2 of those months.

Im not sure whats worse.. the fact that my link was 2 years old and correct or thats yours was upto date and contradicted your entire argument.  :laugh:


In fact my link shows that Audi got to within approx 2000 sales of BMW in 2010 and havent come any closer since .... are you making pie with those apples
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 15 May 2012, 12:33
My argument =

And yet Audi yet again outsold BMW.

My answer =

http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2012-05-09/news/31641555_1_audi-bmw-vw

How am I contradicting my argument. Please find where I stated time frames please. My argument was confirmed via my link. Audi are (right of this moment) out selling BMW, they will continue to as well I expect.

So you are wrong, and your 2 year old link is irrelevant. Seeing as you obviously cant admit you're wrong though have this, i dont need it

(http://startrolly.allnaturalpictures.com/images/Shovel%20%281%29.jpg)
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 15 May 2012, 13:01
Your original quote.

And yet Audi yet again outsold BMW.


Again?? again as in the same as Jan 2011??

Lets make this easier for you...

BMW sold more cars than Audi for 16 out of 18 months. Audi sold more cars for 2 out of 18 months. If an intelligent person had to make an assumption.... oh wait  :rolleyes:


And to make it even simpler for you... why dont you just look up who sold the most cars over the past year.... oh hang on that would be bmw.

lets look at the last 2 years... oh hang on that would be bmw again. 3 years??? oh the same answer. 4 years??? hmmm could there be a pattern emmerging here??  :laugh:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 15 May 2012, 13:06
Again, please say where I said a time frame. You are picking something I never claimed (yearly sales etc) to try and win an argument, when there shouldn't even be one. Audi have outsold BMW, again - Fact (I provided proof) You got pissy you failed with a stupid old link and tried to back it up. Carry on using that shovel though  :laugh:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 15 May 2012, 13:15
Again, please say where I said a time frame. You are picking something I never claimed (yearly sales etc) to try and win an argument, when there shouldn't even be one. Audi have outsold BMW, again - Fact (I provided proof) You got pissy you failed with a stupid old link and tried to back it up. Carry on using that shovel though  :laugh:

so because they sold more cars in 2 months out of 18 they suddenly sell more cars??  :rolleyes:

I sold my car a few sundays ago... on a day I know the bentley garage is closed. Does that mean I sell more cars than Bentley???  :laugh: :laugh:


For what its worth.... i think you have very clearly answered the OP's title question  :kiss:

As for the shovel... I used it and dug up some more old audi switches for your S3  :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: harlemex on 15 May 2012, 14:27
I was wondering if there is any correllation between car brand and thingy size?  :undecided:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 15 May 2012, 14:48
Again, please say where I said a time frame. You are picking something I never claimed (yearly sales etc) to try and win an argument, when there shouldn't even be one. Audi have outsold BMW, again - Fact (I provided proof) You got pissy you failed with a stupid old link and tried to back it up. Carry on using that shovel though  :laugh:

so because they sold more cars in 2 months out of 18 they suddenly sell more cars?? 

That is, literally, exactly what that means. Finally got you there  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 15 May 2012, 14:52
Again, please say where I said a time frame. You are picking something I never claimed (yearly sales etc) to try and win an argument, when there shouldn't even be one. Audi have outsold BMW, again - Fact (I provided proof) You got pissy you failed with a stupid old link and tried to back it up. Carry on using that shovel though  :laugh:

so because they sold more cars in 2 months out of 18 they suddenly sell more cars?? 

That is, literally, exactly what that means. Finally got you there  :rolleyes:

Oh silly me. I thought you were trying to say that audis are better than bmw. I stand corrected... as you were  :angry:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 15 May 2012, 14:57
I wasnt trying to say anything. You did. I said they outsold them, which is true. I was, at best, implying you were wrong; not my opinion on BMW. I would pick a 335i over an S4 every day of the week.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 15 May 2012, 15:01
I wasnt trying to say anything. You did. I said they outsold them, which is true. I was, at best, implying you were wrong; not my opinion on BMW. I would pick a 335i over an S4 every day of the week.

you may not have been trying to say anything... but you did. which was "and yet they out sold them again". Which is a bit of a contracdiction when you openly admit bmw are superior to audi

So what exactly was your point?  :huh: Or did you make a statement then realise it was/didnt come out how it was supposed to  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 15 May 2012, 16:00
I wasnt trying to say anything. You did. I said they outsold them, which is true. I was, at best, implying you were wrong; not my opinion on BMW. I would pick a 335i over an S4 every day of the week.

you may not have been trying to say anything... but you did. which was "and yet they out sold them again". Which is a bit of a contracdiction when you openly admit bmw are superior to audi

So what exactly was your point?  :huh: Or did you make a statement then realise it was/didnt come out how it was supposed to  :lipsrsealed:


Now you are just twisting my words  :rolleyes:

Where did i openly admit BMW are superior (dont quote the 335i comment, ill save you the fail, thats one instance to show im not an Audi brand whore)

So where is the contradiction. As a brand Audi are moving ahead, the recent high sales (of which are more than BMW) prove this. There are a few BMW's I would pick over the Audi equivalent, I gave one example, but in general i would pick the Audi.

Wish i never gave you that shovel, you have put it to great use!
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 15 May 2012, 16:08
I think you have answered the OP's original post quite well.


Q: "what is it with f**king audi drivers"

A: "they are all like julie"


good day  :cool:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 15 May 2012, 16:12
I think you have answered the OP's original post quite well.


Q: "what is it with f**king audi drivers"

A: "they are all like julie"


good day  :cool:

I think you just conceded you were wrong.

Now
(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/i%27m%20out%20of%20here/grand/25435219-I%27m-out-fore-here-.gif)
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 15 May 2012, 16:32
yes. yes i did. and I admit audi outsell bmw (in april)  :laugh:

 :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 15 May 2012, 16:42
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Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 15 May 2012, 16:49
I'd much have an Audi than a BMW.
BMW's are for c.unts  :huh: :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: kodkod.84 on 15 May 2012, 17:49
I've had two Audi A4 Avants, a 1.9tdi SE and a 2.0tfsi s-line.

For interior quality you can't beat- for originality, now-a-days every model is just a carbon copy of the other- A4 is a smaller A6. New A3 looks like a bigger A1. Yawn!

My MK5 GT TDI though wees all over them in handling and ride comfort though!

I've had VAG cars for 11 years now- but think I might try out the facelifted Mercedes c-class next, a lot more standard kit and the interior is a lot better now.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: DOA on 15 May 2012, 17:56
I'd much have an Audi than a BMW.
BMW's are for c.unts  :huh: :grin:

At least we know we are  :wink: :grin:.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Mr GTD on 15 May 2012, 18:26
I'd much have an Audi than a BMW.
BMW's are for c.unts  :huh: :grin:

At least we know we are :wink: :grin:.

 :grin: not all beemer drivers tho, I have found around my neck of the woods that a lot are quite respectful...

You always get a total twit In any model of car from the 998cc micra's to a 6ltr TDI Audi( just using them as examples)
There's always one or a selected few!!
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 15 May 2012, 18:35
I'd much have an Audi than a BMW.
BMW's are for c.unts  :huh: :grin:

At least we know we are  :wink: :grin:.

thats the problem... they dont know they are. its always mr sline tdi too  :lipsrsealed:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 15 May 2012, 18:59
I'd much have an Audi than a BMW.
BMW's are for c.unts  :huh: :grin:

At least we know we are  :wink: :grin:.

 :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: bob23 on 16 May 2012, 18:10
Audi's are superior to Volkswagen's in every department.
Everyone knows that  :smug: :smug: :smug:

Yep, Audi's are better in every way, except looks, price, interior, handling, dealer service, reliability, the people who drive them, (I'm not tarring all Audi drivers with the same brush, some are ok) and then there is the fact that 4 rings now mean wayne kerr, but other than that they are superior in every way.



My S3 looks better than my R32, Interior is miles ahead, price wasnt much different, handling is better, dealers have been superb - mine calls every few months to see how i am, reliability has been the same and im a c*nt in both of them on the road.

Standard comment from someone who is bitter they cant afford one  :lipsrsealed: :wink:



Actually no it's not, I had the choice of either a 2000 plate bmw 316i compact or a 54 plate Audi a4 2.0 for the same money from my boss, I bought the bmw and have done 25,000 miles in it and it has not missed a beat yet, my boss gave the a4 too his wife and hey guess what? 2 weeks later the gearbox packed up, went back to the dealer and he basically said he didn't care and that he wouldn't fix it, my boss had to get a solicitor involved to get them to sort it, my mates old boss bought a 53 plate a4, after a month that had a massive wiring fault, stopped the car from running, he had to pay for it himself, my landlady's best friend has a passat, 1993 i think it is, over 300k on the clock still going strong, drives from England to France every week in it.

I think an R32 is much better looking than an S3, but that's just my opinion.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Ant1981 on 16 May 2012, 18:15
Audi's are superior to Volkswagen's in every department.
Everyone knows that  :smug: :smug: :smug:

Yep, Audi's are better in every way, except looks, price, interior, handling, dealer service, reliability, the people who drive them, (I'm not tarring all Audi drivers with the same brush, some are ok) and then there is the fact that 4 rings now mean wayne kerr, but other than that they are superior in every way.



My S3 looks better than my R32, Interior is miles ahead, price wasnt much different, handling is better, dealers have been superb - mine calls every few months to see how i am, reliability has been the same and im a c*nt in both of them on the road.

Standard comment from someone who is bitter they cant afford one  :lipsrsealed: :wink:


Lost the argument as soon as you said that. You've just shown the wayne kerrness and how an Audi drivers mind works.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: T_J_G on 16 May 2012, 18:17
:grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Egbutt Wash on 16 May 2012, 18:36
I would never buy an Audi because I find the drivers are often inconsiderate, like silly spoilt children. 

Not a group I wish to join.

Volvo drivers used to be like this but now they are just sensible folk.

BMWs might still have the plonkers but they sell so many now that the plonks are diluted.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Ant1981 on 16 May 2012, 18:45
I would never buy an Audi because I find the drivers are often inconsiderate, like silly spoilt children. 

Not a group I wish to join.


Indeed, this sums it up nicely....

Standard comment from someone who is bitter they cant afford one  :lipsrsealed: :wink:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 16 May 2012, 21:09
Losers  :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Gavv8 on 16 May 2012, 21:31
Most audi drivers can't afford one either because it's a f**king company car.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: justalex81 on 16 May 2012, 22:11
you're all a bunch of thingys. lets leave it at that.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: clipperjay on 16 May 2012, 22:21
Where I live all Range Rovers owners and X5 are all thingys!
Usually moms who want to park on curbs and get up your bum, just to pick kids up on a school run  :lipsrsealed:
Aldis? Not many in my area, too cheap all live near Purley and Croydon where the chavs live  :laugh: :wink: :evil: 
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 17 May 2012, 09:33
Audi's are superior to Volkswagen's in every department.
Everyone knows that  :smug: :smug: :smug:

Yep, Audi's are better in every way, except looks, price, interior, handling, dealer service, reliability, the people who drive them, (I'm not tarring all Audi drivers with the same brush, some are ok) and then there is the fact that 4 rings now mean wayne kerr, but other than that they are superior in every way.



My S3 looks better than my R32, Interior is miles ahead, price wasnt much different, handling is better, dealers have been superb - mine calls every few months to see how i am, reliability has been the same and im a c*nt in both of them on the road.

Standard comment from someone who is bitter they cant afford one  :lipsrsealed: :wink:


Lost the argument as soon as you said that. You've just shown the wayne kerrness and how an Audi drivers mind works.

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Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: R32UK on 17 May 2012, 09:47
I think the fail boat may be made by audi also... julie always seems to be driving it
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: JulesS3 on 17 May 2012, 10:47
Called trolling  :wink:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Egbutt Wash on 17 May 2012, 17:24
The best, most considerate and indeed, good looking, drivers are usually to found driving a Mercedes.  Even Merc taxis are driven by  superior cabbies.

Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: bob23 on 17 May 2012, 17:55
The best, most considerate and indeed, good looking, drivers are usually to found driving a Mercedes.  Even Merc taxis are driven by  superior cabbies.



:grin: :grin: :grin: You cannot be serious?!?! A lot of Audi drivers are wayne kerrs, but there is a special place reserved in hell for Mercedes drivers, my mate wants to replace his M5 with an E63 AMG, I have told him if he does I will never under any circumstances set foot in it, with Audi or any other car maker i dislike the idiots who drive them badly, with Mercedes I hate the car, the people who made it, the people who imported it, the people who designed it, the people who sell them and I dislike the idiots who drive them badly.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Gti_Jamo on 17 May 2012, 18:03
 A c*nt is a c*nt.....regardless of what they drive.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: DOA on 17 May 2012, 18:07
The best, most considerate and indeed, good looking, drivers are usually to found driving a Mercedes.  Even Merc taxis are driven by  superior cabbies.



TBF, exactly half of Merc drivers are careful and considerate, the rest are complete knobeds! Where I used to live for example (and its only one!) 2 groups of asians had AMG E63's and insisted on doing drag races between sleeping policemen right past a school and park. Sounded fabulous though  :sad:.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: AudiA8Quattro on 17 May 2012, 18:22
I still want a mercedes c230k

so what am i?

A thingy  :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: Gavv8 on 17 May 2012, 20:04
A c*nt is a c*nt.....regardless of what they drive.
True...end of.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: barrym381 on 18 May 2012, 00:40
The best, most considerate and indeed, good looking, drivers are usually to found driving a Mercedes.  Even Merc taxis are driven by  superior cabbies.



:grin: :grin: :grin: You cannot be serious?!?! A lot of Audi drivers are wayne kerrs, but there is a special place reserved in hell for Mercedes drivers, my mate wants to replace his M5 with an E63 AMG, I have told him if he does I will never under any circumstances set foot in it, with Audi or any other car maker i dislike the idiots who drive them badly, with Mercedes I hate the car, the people who made it, the people who imported it, the people who designed it, the people who sell them and I dislike the idiots who drive them badly.
so if your mate buys the e63 amg as offers you the keys for the weekend you will say no  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: bob23 on 18 May 2012, 01:02
The best, most considerate and indeed, good looking, drivers are usually to found driving a Mercedes.  Even Merc taxis are driven by  superior cabbies.



:grin: :grin: :grin: You cannot be serious?!?! A lot of Audi drivers are wayne kerrs, but there is a special place reserved in hell for Mercedes drivers, my mate wants to replace his M5 with an E63 AMG, I have told him if he does I will never under any circumstances set foot in it, with Audi or any other car maker i dislike the idiots who drive them badly, with Mercedes I hate the car, the people who made it, the people who imported it, the people who designed it, the people who sell them and I dislike the idiots who drive them badly.
so if your mate buys the e63 amg as offers you the keys for the weekend you will say no  :laugh: :laugh:

I would make 1 exception, I would take the keys and set foot in it, but only to put it into a wall or the river, I want to drive his M5 but doesn't matter how much I ask he won't let me, :cry: I'm trying to convince him to go for his other choice, a VXR8 in black.
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: justalex81 on 18 May 2012, 07:10
The best, most considerate and indeed, good looking, drivers are usually to found driving a Mercedes.  Even Merc taxis are driven by  superior cabbies.



:grin: :grin: :grin: You cannot be serious?!?! A lot of Audi drivers are wayne kerrs, but there is a special place reserved in hell for Mercedes drivers, my mate wants to replace his M5 with an E63 AMG, I have told him if he does I will never under any circumstances set foot in it, with Audi or any other car maker i dislike the idiots who drive them badly, with Mercedes I hate the car, the people who made it, the people who imported it, the people who designed it, the people who sell them and I dislike the idiots who drive them badly.
so if your mate buys the e63 amg as offers you the keys for the weekend you will say no  :laugh: :laugh:

I would make 1 exception, I would take the keys and set foot in it, but only to put it into a wall or the river, I want to drive his M5 but doesn't matter how much I ask he won't let me, :cry: I'm trying to convince him to go for his other choice, a VXR8 in black.

he has an m5 and won't let you have a go in it?

what a cvnt!  :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: bob23 on 18 May 2012, 07:41
^^^
Well yeah... He's an M5 driver, course he's a cvnt!  :grin:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: barrym381 on 18 May 2012, 12:49
^^^
Well yeah... He's an BM driver, course he's a cvnt!  :grin:
you fit in well  :wink:
Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: bob23 on 18 May 2012, 15:49
^^^
Well yeah... He's an BM driver, course he's a cvnt!  :grin:
you fit in well  :wink:

Nah, I'm not a cvnt, I'm not that useful! :wink:

Title: Re: What is it with f**king audi drivers
Post by: justalex81 on 18 May 2012, 19:44
^^^
Well yeah... He's an M5 driver, course he's a cvnt!  :grin:

keep up bob ffs  :rolleyes: