As we speak a horde of web toed populists are dusting off their shotguns and catapults ready to storm Whitehall as soon as they get the nod…
Someone with one trouser leg rolled up has sent a coded message to his counterpart in Durham setting the wheels in motion to serve papers on Starmer to ensure no progress is made from the evil left.
Eton School for posh clowns have congratulated themselves and are rewriting a few bits of their syllabus.
Xi has raised a glass as another another part of his grand master plan falls into place.
The AI network is sat patiently waiting for its moment.
Newspaper bosses will continue to be like dogs with two tails.
Meme writers will have to diversify for a while.
Meanwhile it’ll be business as usual for us poor saps in the pawn ranks.
Everything changes yet nothing really changes.
Maybe Ben Wallace would be worth a shout? He looks like the sort of guy who won’t take sh!t from anyone so might provide a bit of amusement on the world stage. Whoever takes the hot seat things will still be crap at ground level within these isles, so we might as well have someone who won’t be too boring to keep us distracted while we can’t afford to buy anything even if they could find enough chips to make anything.
